Chapter 2: The Little Brother Is Sick
In fact, this matter has to start with a quarrel a month ago, yes, because of some trivial things in life, You Mengyu and You Mo not only quarreled, but even started to move. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
It's strange to say, it's obviously an older brother, and it stands to reason that he has been walking on the road of crime all year round, and his agility attribute is quite high.
However, in fact, the fight between the two brothers ended with You Mengyu being pressed to the ground and beaten fatly, and in fact, it was not that he really couldn't beat You Mo.
If he could use the knife, You Mengyu would definitely have a way to make more than a dozen openings on You Mo's body, and in the end, it would only be a slight injury.
But you must know that the two are brothers! And You Mo is still his most important relative, how can he be 'embarrassed' to use the knife? Let's talk with strength!
"I said you're a sissy, a pervert, a dead shemale...... Why don't you die? Because of the way you look, do you know what kind of eyes I endured in school? ”
These were You Mo's original words, and in the end, he was even there cursing You Mengyu that she should be a woman, otherwise it would be a shame for a man.
All right! Speaking of which, I have to mention the situation of the two brothers, 'a small quarrel for three days, and a big fight for five days.' 'Well, it's kind of a brother!
One is that he thinks about him everywhere, but the other party is just ignorant, and the other is that for various reasons, he has always been ashamed of having such a brother as You Mengyu.
I still remember You Mengyu at that time, I felt that my anus was no match for my own brother, and his face was lost, so he borrowed alcohol to kill his sorrows and drank all night at a young age.
When I woke up the next day, I had an inexplicable "motherhood system" in my head, what do you say this is called?
"Name: Yu Mengyu"
"Height: 167.92."
"Gender: Unknown."
“……”
Looking at the interface in front of him, You Mengyu suddenly felt that the corners of his mouth began to twitch, and a deep sense of frustration was brewing.
What do you say that the height is only one, six or seven? A few days ago, I just measured it, and it was just a little bit worse than 170, okay (it is said that the shoes at that time were slightly taller)?
Also, what is gender unknown? Although he looks a little too delicate, the second child in the lower body told You Mengyu very truthfully that he is an iron-clad sweaty man!!
Of course, what makes You Mengyu want to complain the most is that what kind of 'motherhood system' is this, it's just a useless garbage, okay?
Don't ask You Mengyu why he thinks like this? You better go and see for yourself, what is this so-called system, the suffix name is the three big words of 'failure', what is going on!
"Forget it, anyway, there's no problem so far, don't be Shinto all day." After saying a word softly, You Mengyu buried his head and continued to eat his beef noodles.
In other words, when this 'wolf girl cultivation system' first appeared, You Mengyu also came for a while, and the ophthalmology, cardiology, and neurology departments in the hospital were about to let him step through the threshold.
Even some of the supposedly famous gods, he didn't patronize them less, and the final result was that You Mengyu didn't have any, and the hospitals even gave an ultimatum.
"There is no medicine here, there is a psychiatric hospital ten miles away from the left, maybe you can save it....."
In the end, seeing that there was really no harm, You Mengyu let it go, speaking humanly, in fact, the expenses in the hospital were almost unbearable.
"System Status: Female Hormone Changes, Body Modification Degree: 9.92%."
"Hey~ shit shit hormones! But it's been a lot more solid to sleep in the past month! ”
Hormone? It is said that it is a hormone that can change a person's physical condition, and You Mengyu doesn't know if he has that kind of female hormone in his body.
However, in the past month, at least the problem of insomnia every day has been solved, not only the dark circles, but also the skin has become much smoother.
"Hiccup~ Let's go home early! I'm going to make breakfast for Xiaomo tomorrow! ”
After looking at the time, it was almost two o'clock in the morning, thinking that Li Mo would have to get up early to go to school tomorrow, You Mengyu also left after paying the money in a hurry.
There's a bus stop on the side of the road, and of course, it's a fool's dream to wait for the bus so late, but the chances of waiting for a taxi here are much higher than elsewhere.
"Hmph~Hmph~! Hoo! I stepped on both sides of the Yellow River, standing up to the sky and ......"
After waiting for about seven or eight minutes, the taxi didn't wait but a little yellow hair came, and in the winter, You Mengyu couldn't wait to go out wrapped in a quilt.
But the little yellow hair is good, Leng is open chest, just want others to look at the little colorful insect he tattooed on the Internet.
"Sigh ~ Pen ......"
He scolded secretly in his heart, but You Mengyu looked at the other party's arms and was about to catch up with his thighs, but he didn't dare to say it.
In fact, on the road, the real thieves are not gimmicks for those gangsters who have nothing to do with any technical content, and the same gangsters naturally look down on thieves who only steal secretly.
"Dead sissy, look at a feather duster? Bad luck~"
It is said that the cold wind can stimulate people's urine the most, although the two did not have any conflicts, but they waited together for such a long time.
That buddy may not have a good kidney! I actually shushed at the bus sign behind me, and I looked at it, hey! What a little guy!
Just that little chick? Okay, boy, I don't want to help my second child, so I will obey your courage and ignore his swearing, You Mengyu took out his little brother on the spot.
glanced at the little yellow hair with contempt, and You Mengyu, who was quite confident in his little brother, also booed, doing this on the street late at night, which man has done, this is the most romantic thing.
"Huh~Small damage, haha......"
There was still steaming heat on the bus stop sign, and after Xiao Huangmao finished his work, he glanced at You Mengyu by the way, and suddenly the corners of his mouth grinned! He laughed stupidly, and he didn't know that the cigarette that was less than half in his mouth had fallen off.
"Grandma's a bear, smiling?"
What a bad pen! Is this where he admits his inadequacy? I felt a little crooked, and some small splashes even splashed on my shoes.
subconsciously went to help the second child, but directly gave a splash, "Hey? That's not right! It's usually in this position! ”
For the size of his little brother, it can be said that it has become an instinct for more than ten years, but now he has been able to help the second child.
"This ......"
You Mengyu, who felt that something was wrong, hurriedly looked down, and the next moment his face suddenly changed, and then he looked at the door that Xiao Huangmao had already closed, and then looked at himself, as if he was comparing something.
"It's small, it's small, it's not right, it's short, it's not right, it's really small......" As if he had lost his mind, You Mengyu's mouth was full of words, that delicate little face! It's even more white.
"Brother, it's okay, don't be discouraged, this size can satisfy a woman's ......"
Half-squinting, Xiao Huangmao may have seen You Mengyu's embarrassment, patted him on the shoulder and said, but the face that was always twitching and smug betrayed his state of mind at this time.
"Then I'll go first! Brother, oh no! It's the 'little' brother, you have to take care! It's cold, don't let the 'little one' catch a cold again. ”
I don't know when a taxi came, Xiao Huangmao had already sat on it first, and before leaving, he specially rolled down the window, pinched the tip of his little finger and shouted to You Mengyu.
"Hey, wait~ Don't run if you have a kind! Believe it or not, I killed you!! Stand still for me!! ”
was shouted for a while, and the little brother who was still exposed so far may not be cold, after a stirring, You Mengyu reacted.
He closed the door with a sigh, took out a folding knife in his hand, picked up the knife in his hand, and chased after the taxi that had gone away, shouting loudly.
"Bastard, stop! Labor and management want to kill people, hey! ”
Opportunity is a short period of time, not only the self-esteem has been destroyed like a nuclear strike, but also the fear of the unknown changes in the body.
In the cold wind, a person with a thin figure and a delicate appearance even better than a girl, rolling the road, the six gods have no owner, and I don't know what he is talking about.