In any case, we have to face what happened, because if this matter is not handled well, it will cause war, and our Huaxia will become the "target" of group fighting.

Li Erdan "beat the water dog", he definitely didn't expect to cause such a consequence, he is still "high-quality" with Alice chick in the air at this moment, and he has to write a "guarantee" when he goes back, and then fingerprint the pledge to ensure that he and Alice will meet with high quality no less than once a month. Generally speaking, there must be witnesses for the guarantee, otherwise the effect will be greatly reduced. For Li Erdan, this witness is not easy to find!

The situation in the South China Sea.

Immediately after that, the fishery administration ship and coast guard ship of our South China Sea Fleet in the Nansha Islands reported to the top: "Chief, something is wrong, the Vietnamese monkeys and bandit monkeys have dispatched a large number of navy and air force, and fighter planes are flying above our heads, and they look like they are trying to pinch us!" ”

"Defend our island to the death, don't fight hard, and wait for reinforcements." So said a certain chief.

"Yes! People are on the island, people forget the island, the island is still there! "An officer on the patrol boat.

Coast guard ships and fishery administration ships are not used to fight wars at all, they are used to drive fishermen and catch bad guys, and they really can't do anything against warships, and besides, there are fighter planes flying in the sky.

The Philippine side and the Vietnamese side did not dare to open fire on our personnel?

Just kidding, people really dare to fire. As for the reason, we have blown up many facilities on the island and lost hundreds of millions of dollars. The people had a good garrison on the island, but they were driven into the sea, and although most of them were rescued, several of them drowned. Especially in the Yue Monkey Country, the warships that they bought from Lao Goose with a lot of money were destroyed by Li Erdan before they were proficient, and this account must be counted on Huaxia's head.

Eyewitnesses at the time can testify that the weapons used when their islands were "bombed" were electromagnetic pulse cannons and laser cannons. As for the particle cannon, they don't know, because no country on our earth has developed it and applied it to actual combat, and they may regard the particle cannon fireball they see as a small neutron bomb or a mini nuclear weapon.

Good guy, you can play with electromagnetic pulse weapons, there are not many countries on the earth, you Huaxia is counted as one. There are not many countries on the earth that can play laser weapons well, and you Huaxia still have one. There are still few countries on the earth that can play with fourth-generation nuclear weapons, mini-nuclear weapons, neutron bombs and the like, and you Huaxia still have to count one.

To sum up, it can be seen that secretly bombing the island and trying to seize the reef was done by you Huaxia, and you also have good reasons to bomb, don't deny it!

You are unkind in Huaxia, don't blame me for the injustice of the two countries of the "Philippine and Yue brothers", I will fuck you, see what you can do? Anyway, we have Big Brother Millican backing us. Besides, you have not fought a war in China for "hundreds of years", and you can practice military exercises every day, and you can achieve miraculous results!

Yes, the two countries of the Philippines and Vietnam have the support of old rice, and they really can't be afraid of our Huaxia. Although Huaxia and Lao Goose are very close, and if there is really a war, Milican will definitely come to the aid of Fei Yue, and it is almost impossible for Lao Goose to send troops to help Huaxia, and it is too late for him to sell arms at both ends.

To get close to the old goose, we must learn from history, and we must have more eyes, because the old goose is by no means a good stubble. There are even rumors that President Putin wants to reproduce the prosperity of the Soviet Union, and is ready to win over the surrounding small countries and create a version of the Soviet Union 2.0.

Mirican already knows the situation in the South China Sea, and has also made some arrangements to show his muscles and scare us Huaxia. President Bandit Monkey immediately made a phone call to President O'Hei. At that time, the Austrian president was shocked beyond measure, even more so than the parties involved in the Philippines and Vietnam.

Huaxia and the United States are separated by half a world, our side is the second half of the night, and their side is the afternoon, which is a sunny afternoon. It's almost Christmas, and the president's family and others are decorating the Christmas tree at the White House. In fact, not only the Christmas tree should be decorated, but also the lawn outside should be decorated, and the inside of the house should also be decorated. In other words, the president is busy, busy, and approachable.

The president's personal secretary walked up to the busy president, whispered close to his ear: "Your Excellency, President Xiaonuo has called and said that he is looking for you." ”

"Arnold? Which Arnold? The president said with a black line, and for a while he couldn't remember who this Xiaonuo was.

The personal female secretary is also a black line, I feel that President Austria is busy with family affairs and forgets about state affairs, some of them are too much, not very competent, and said: "President Xiaonuo of the Philippines!" ”

President Austria suddenly brightened, "Oh, Philippine Xiaonuo, I know I know." Did he say what was going on? You can't wish me a Merry Christmas in advance, right? ”

Humor, do you hear it? There's no rule that the president can't be humorous, right?

The personal female secretary heard it, and a smile couldn't help laughing, it was called a smile like a flower, it was really like a spring breeze! Your Excellency, I'm almost drunk.

No wonder cattle people like to find beautiful secretaries, and they are eye-catching when they look at it every day.

The president's wife and several children were busy next to her, and the president's wife saw that her husband had an ambiguous relationship with his personal female secretary, and she squeezed her eyebrows and exchanged eyebrows, and her face was pulled down.

Now beautiful Xiaomi, how many are reliable! I dare not say how much I can do, dig the foot of the wall and dig a quasi. The White House has a lesson from the past, and President O'Black must take this as a warning.

"President, I am very anxious to hear President Xiaonuo's voice, there should be something important to look for you. You'd better go and answer the phone! ”

"Yes, it must be answered." The President grinned.

Under the nose of the president's wife, the president and his personal secretary strode into the White House, leaving the president's wife alone in the wind.

It's reasonable to assume that tonight, the President will probably be kneeling on a washboard, sleeping on a couch, or even sleeping on a recliner in the park.

President Austria picked up the phone, and before he could speak, he heard a terrible cry. President Austria suddenly felt bad, and Xiaonuo cried, probably because he was bullied.

"Xiaonuo, don't cry! What the hell is going on? Talk to my brother. President Austria said with a straight face.

Xiao Nuo's crying stopped abruptly, but there was still a little crying in his voice, "Big brother, you have to make the decision for me!" Huaxia has used force in Nansha, and the warships that we have been sitting on Renyi Jiao for more than 20 years have been bombed to the ground, the airstrips and barracks built on many islands have also been bombed, several warships patrolling have also been bombed, and several servicemen have also been killed. Big brother, you comment, which soldier has no old father and mother in his family, and there are daughters-in-law and children in married families, how do you say that I explain to their families! ”