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Ahh Yes, happy Double Eleven... There must be people who are very dissatisfied with the author, and the author looks at his online banking and complains is not small. . . Come on, let the storm come harder! I cock my ass...

Wait a minute... What are you going to do with a pout!

。。。 Whoever is unhappy will come to fight... Author... Occasionally, it's also a person who wants to eat all-you-can-eat chicken, and occasionally a person who wants a day off...

Ah, it's far away.,I don't know if any of the readers will like the national singing soprano or something.。。。 Although the author does not like ...

Yan Weiwen, known as the pinnacle of the national tenor of the Celestial Empire, the author examines it carefully, and feels that this is the life created by sweat and perseverance, but it is a pity that the innocent enthusiasm and foundation of the era in which he grew up... No, it's passion, it's gone from us, and we can't get it back...

Big bag, big bag! Yinmin Commune! No money for eating, bathing, and cutting hair! Allow me to be on the chest! The most intimate position is to put in a red Grandpa Mao's quotations that are more important than your own life! The author feels that he is still suitable for a simple and exuberant era...

Take a trip that says go! The author wants to open the drawer and pull out the Dora Cow B Dream to return to the era when the whole people are excited, and write for that feeling! Write a hiccup template essay! To be hot, to be emotional, to ... Gon, what the hell are you Dora Cow Bm on, you are so out of the way to travel through the past and not be criticized. It's strange to fight to the death!!

Woo woo woo the author covered his face, what is Yan Weiwen going to do? . . By the way, look, Da Jinmen is singing affectionately in a high voice that is not inferior to Yan Weiwen: "I-drip-old!" Father!! Kiss!!! My most beloved person!! The filial piety of children has three points. You only tasted seven points!! Be your son and daughter in this life! I didn't do enough!! I beg you to do it again in the next life--I drop--Father!! Kiss!!!!! ”

Oh my mom.,The author deliberately added the song to the background music list of the code.,This affectionate,This excited.。。。 Sure enough, the author does not belong to this decadent era...

Cover your face and cover your face.,I can't listen to it after listening to it again.。。。 It's too affectionate to fit the atmosphere of this book.。。。

I saw Camelsky fly up and kick on the big golden gate: "Didn't you see that the author said that it was too affectionate, and it was not suitable for the atmosphere of this book's drama!" You're still singing! You're still singing! ”

Director Falk immediately rushed up, stretched out his hand and grabbed Camelsky's tail, pulled it with a squeak, pulled it over, took out toilet paper from his butt pocket, and painfully wiped the hoof prints on the big golden door that were kicked by Camelsky: "Nima, this is a gift from the emperor!" This is the most valuable asset of the school! What are you kicking, kicking! You don't hide your dirty hooves anymore, class name, student number, labor and management will deduct your credits! ”

Camelsky covered his cheeks with tears in his eyes: "I'm sorry, I was moved to tears by this song... ”

Lu Xiuxiu was carrying a roasted chicken leg in his hand, looking at this scene, and then he bit down expressionlessly, biting off a large piece of meat, biting the meat with his teeth, holding the chicken leg in his hand, turning his head and biting, a large piece of chicken dripping with oil and dragging silk bit down and disappeared into his mouth.

Groove !! A rock 'n' roll grilled chicken thigh for eight pieces! Fifteen bucks! According to the principle of decreasing, twenty-two! Forty twenty-nine! Five thirty-six! Six... I'll wait until you're planning to make up the word count, right?

How's that! Director Falk is looking at the New World with a calculator because he's spotted a business opportunity! This decreasing sequence! It is possible that after buying a certain amount of grilled chicken thighs, it can be reduced to a penny without spending money on chicken thighs!

The author is also extremely excited! Pull out a page of papyrus and count excitedly! There will soon be a day when you can eat all meat without spending money!

What's that? You said that there are only two discounts for selling together, and more than three are counted separately according to the two, and it is impossible to superimpose them for you? That's a page of manuscript paper!

Lu Xiuxiu wiped a handful of oily lips with his arm, and with a flick of his hand, the remains of the inner chicken leg - the chicken bones rolled in the air in a few graceful arcs and fell to the dust, Director Fake's distress ah... Nima's eight soft sister coins have just been ruined by such a dead fat man. . .

"Director... My brother has just brought me bad news, and my kind and dear old father has gone west! ”

"Oh my God!!" Director Falk instantly felt like he had been hit by five thunderbolts, and he trembled with tears in his eyes.

"Hiccup~" Lu Xiuxiu burped, he felt very comfortable with this damn uncle's expression, so he walked over and pressed his hand on his shoulder: "What's wrong, uncle, do you know this gate and its father?" ”

Director Falk trembled: "Of course I don't know... It's just that... He raised his head suddenly: "Is it buried!" Do you use any money! ”

"Damn, I thought it was your old friend! It turns out that you are just distressed about the gift money!! ”

"My brother has already returned, and he must have taken care of it... The Great Golden Gate choked.

"Whew, that's good." Director Farker wiped his sweat.

"Gift money, hey, I forgot, director, if you want to give it so much, just give it to my brother." Dajinmen said.

“。。。。。。 Hey. Director Falk made an awkward gesture, anyway, you won't move, I don't know if I will give it to you: "Okay, what's inside, we have to go in." ”

"Huh." Dajinmen sorted out the state and restored the brilliant and domineering posture of the inner gold: "Ladies and gentlemen in front of the door, the son once said, I have three provinces and my body in my day, and today, if I want to pass through this door, I also have three questions." ”

Director Falk pushed Lu Xiuxiu forward, with a happy smile on his face that could take revenge.

Push me again ... Lu Xiuxiu was just about to reach out to grab a pig's trotter, but his action was interrupted, and he stepped forward to face the big golden gate with dissatisfaction.

Wow, what a big Golden Gate! Five meters long, one meter wide, three meters high, carved dragon carved phoenix gold brilliant! The left half is written with the word 'Bo', and the right half is written with the word 'up'! Under the word "Door God" is a relief! Above the two door gods, the two big eyes are blazing, and the eyes are sharp and radiant! When the two doors are closed, a large mouth can clearly emerge in the middle part!

"Listen to my third question: Is it high?"

Lu Xiuxiu looked at the inner pig's trotters resentfully, stretched out his hand and compared his own, about one meter seventy-five, and then replied: "High!" ”

“。。。。。。 No, it's not about your size, it's about whether there are any high-ranking officials in your family. ”

"Oh, that's not the case."

"Listen to me and ask: Is it rich?"

Lu Xiuxiu's face was full of self-satisfaction: "Life is as flashy as three thousand waters, I only take a scoop of drink, contentment and happiness, peace and self-control, is a great wealth." ”

“。。。。。。 No, it's not about your attitude towards life, it's convenient to reveal how much you have saved... ”

"Oh, that's not the case."

Director Falk looked gloating.

I saw that Da Jinmen instantly became domineering: "The last question, is it handsome." ”

I saw Lu Xiuxiu elegantly brushing his flat head, brushing down a piece of snowflakes and the greasy hand: "Handsome!" ”

I saw that the big golden gate was immediately assembled and combined! Director Fake's face showed a smile imperceptibly, and he saw Da Jinmen's eyes staring: "You turtle!" Neither tall nor rich, but also thinks he is quite handsome! People who don't realize it are the most annoying! Eat me and despise the blind dog's eyes of the poor ghost of the turtle! ”

Director Falck turned his back. Hahahaha, this skill will have a strong contempt effect, similar to the local tyrant pyramid of town mayors and village chiefs! With a strong light of contempt, the turtle can't help but be sad and urge itself!

Director Falk only felt that there was a lot of light behind him! Camelsky's screams were heard! That's right! You turtles! Surrender to the light of the magnate contempt of the local tyrant Jin!

There was no scream from Lu Xiuxiu...

Hang up directly? After the first round of light, Director Falk found that there were countless rays of light coming from the opposite side! That's the flash of countless reporters on the other side! He turned around and saw two mechanical big-footed girls in front of him! I saw only heaven and earth, only a huge robot assembled from countless toilets!

Lu Xiu stood on top of the magic array wearing the armor of the protagonist!

"The evil despises the Great Golden Gate of the Turtle! I'm going to destroy you on behalf of the moon! "A sound of mechanical transmission! The Dragon Sword behind the Urinal Emissary is unlocked! Lu Xiuxiu held the sword with both hands: "Moon ascends the dragon sword!" Cut it in two!! "The huge sword body smashed down with a huge wind pressure!

Director Falk burst into tears in an instant, I wipe this goods and robots! It's so hard to mess with you, but it's written on the profile! But the emperor is the gift of the emperor to guard the big golden gate of the VIP channel of the whole school. . . Ahh!!h

The mountains shook for a while! The Great Golden Gate fell to the ground, and the Messenger of Defecation and Defecation posed gorgeously to put the sword back in its place! Swing scissor hands at the group of reporters outside!

A sad wind whistled by, and Director Falk suddenly felt a gust of wind slap his face, and hurriedly went to close the VIP channel.

But it's too late! Outside, all the people cheered: "Oooo It's time to get up for morning exercises! "Countless old men, old ladies, aunts, and news reporters no longer worry about the terrible golden gate, and the light of contempt poured into the air from the VIP channel. At the same time, the university swept away all the VIP channels!

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