Xu Shunfeng was embarrassed when he was spoken, and his words of defense turned in his abdomen, and finally turned into a long sigh: "You're right, I'm an idiot, right?" ”

Chi You thought about it for a while and nodded: "That's right, you almost took your own life to save a dog, and from this point of view, you are an idiot." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

He sighed, raised his head, and looked at a spaceship flying in the sky, his face full of depth: "You are still young, you don't know, people are impulsive once or twice in a while, for example, when you watch a movie in adolescence, there will always be sticky tissues in the house." ”

"I know it's not right to go down, but people are always invincible to the impulse that comes to the moment."

Chi You dug his nostrils and rubbed them on the side of the bench: "Don't talk about puberty, that impulse won't stop unless the steel cannon fails." ”

"However, that young lady has been staring at this side since the beginning, which one of us has a crush on?" He looked back at the empty lawn, his face full of seriousness, and a palpitating cold light flashed from his eyes.

Xu Shunfeng looked back, he didn't see anything, the sun was shining on the lawn, the wind was blowing the grass, he couldn't help but laugh: "You kid suddenly said something, do you think you are handsome when you say that?" ”

Chi You's face sank, and he said again: "Hey, I've already found you, don't hide anymore!" ”

"If you hide any longer, don't blame me for being rude!" The murderous warning finally had some effect.

The green grass suddenly grew up wildly, intertwining with each other, forming a straw man of about two meters.

The people around were attracted by this strange straw man and stopped to take a look.

The straw man waved his arms and made a silver bell-like voice from within: "Why did you find me?" ”

"Hehe, I'm quite sensitive to a woman's gaze, even if you can hide my perception, you can't hide the detector under my crotch." Chi You finally regained a little face, and said proudly.

Xu Shunfeng wondered: "Hedgehog head, do you know this person?" ”

"Mustache, if I had known him, I wouldn't have greeted him like this," he shook his head, and if it hadn't been for the deep resentment in the girl's gaze, he wouldn't have noticed anyone there.

In other words, he can hide his aura and approach his side, and the other party seems to be a quite powerful master, not to mention that he is a natural robber.

Could it be that the Earth Assassins sent by the Dragon's Tooth?

"Hmph, it's okay for me to find that lewd man, Xu Shunfeng, I came here to take revenge on you!" The straw man spoke, and he was immediately free from suspicion.

Xu Shunfeng was shocked: "Mistakenly, uncle, I haven't done anything bad in my life, that is, when I was a child, I always squatted in front of other people's houses." You shouldn't step on the big two, right? ”

"Shut up! I'm not Erya, I'm the owner of the dog you killed. The straw man waved his arms, which were already more than ten meters long, in annoyance.

His face was shocked: "Wait, I'm not the driver of the car, you found the wrong person, I saved the dog." Look at my injuries, they are all meritorious deeds left to save the dog. ”

"I'll give him a ride then, and before that, I'm going to execute you. Whoever let you meddle so much, it's obviously a waste of firewood, so you don't meddle in other people's affairs, if it weren't for you, Xiaobao wouldn't have been knocked to death! ”

"It's such a cute dog, so obedient, for me, it's already the same as a son, you, the dog killer, it's a waste of air to live!"

The straw man's voice was pleasant, but it couldn't withstand the infinite resentment, which made the audience a little creepy.

Xu Shunfeng opened his mouth and didn't make a sound. Dafu remembered the scene of the accident, and he obviously wanted to save the dog, but he forgot to wear flip-flops under his feet.

ran a little slower, the dog was not saved, and he was seriously injured.

If you think about it, my life was all unlucky, my father died in the war, my mother died of overwork in the winter, and I couldn't even afford a coffin, so I could only wrap it in a straw mat and bury it in the ground.

The bride and groomsman ran away at the first marriage, and the bride and the priest got along with the priest at the second marriage.

Unemployed, employed, unemployed, re-employed, one's life is really worthless.

"Whatever, kill if you want, it's not good to live anyway," he leaned on the back of his chair in a decadent manner, his face full of despair.

"As you wish!" The straw man flicked his right hand and whipped him in the face like a whip.

Chi You stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and said coldly: "You don't exist when I do?" ”

The straw man said excitedly: "Don't be nosy, otherwise, I will slaughter you together." ”

He said word by word: "If you can do it, try it, dare to insult my friend like this, even if it is a woman, it is very infuriating." Before you say I'm sorry, my fist will love you. ”

"You try!!" The grass of the entire lawn grew wildly, forming a huge straw man, not inferior in size to a twenty-story inpatient building.

A series of exclamations rang out from all over the hospital, casting shadows on the ground, enveloping where the two men were.

Xu Shunfeng was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, stammered and couldn't say a word, his eyes fully expressed, run away!

Chi You grabbed the infusion stand and took a step forward, his expression was like a general going out with a big knife in his hand, his face was fearless.

"I'm going to smash both of you to the ground!" The giant straw man laughed wildly, raised his fist the size of several floors, and swung it down.

Rumble! The fist swung down, like a falling meteorite, tearing through the air, and the waves of qi visible to the naked eye clearly appeared on the fist.

Chi You's right hand flashed with golden light, grabbed the infusion stand, turned it from silver white to pale gold, and stabbed it upward.

Bang! There was a loud bang, and the windows on the ground floor of the inpatient building trembled.

He blocked the incredibly huge fist with the infusion stand, and said coldly: "With such a weak fist, it will be two or three hundred years before you want to kill me." ”

"I was scared to death, I was almost scared to pee." Xu Shunfeng saw that his fist did not fall, and exhaled heavily. Then, realizing that something was wrong, he looked down at his crotch, a little soaked.

"No, it won't! I'm thirty-five years old, this is definitely the rice soup I accidentally got from drinking porridge, and it must be refreshing inside," Xu Shunfeng touched the wet underwear, Xu Shunfeng's face was full of despair, he was really scared to pee.

"Calm down, no one dares to say that they have never peed their pants in their lives." Chiyou turned her head and comforted her friend in distraction.

He cried with a sad face: "Don't say it again, let me die, come, you don't want to kill me, come on!" With that, he ran out of Chiyou's back.

Seeing this, the straw man spewed out countless slender grass needles from the huge fist, each with the power to penetrate the steel.

Chi You dodged and chased after him, using the infusion stand as a tiger knife, and when he waved it, it seemed to raise a golden curtain of light, blocking all the grass out.

"Don't make a mess of me, don't you just pee your pants, just relive your baby days."