82. Complexion

Speaking of the last sentence, thinking of Chun Yu Niang's recent face, Chun Siniang's deliberately disguised excitement suddenly fell down. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Seeing this, Yang Jiong was a little weak-hearted, but he could only turn a blind eye.

He coughed lightly, got up and paced a few steps in the room, pointing to the couplet on the door frame and asking Chun Siniang: "Dare to ask Chun Siniang, your couplet, it is easy to get priceless treasures, and it is difficult to find a lover, but it is easy to understand." I don't know what it means? ”

Chun Siniang pursed her lips and smiled: "It's just written for fun, messy play, Qilang is a serious person, so he naturally doesn't understand." After a pause, she added, "I don't understand." ”

Yang Jiong looked at Chun Siniang, and then looked at the couplet, and sighed for a while: "Siniang is really a wonderful person, but it's a pity that I ......"

Although Chun Siniang is strange everywhere, she is really fresh and interesting, if you can ...... with her It's a good thing.

Alas. If I had known her for ten or twenty years, and I had become famous, perhaps ......

How can he be embarrassed to meet the right person at the wrong time?

Chun Siniang looked at Yang Jiong and nodded and shook her head, she couldn't help but laugh.

Although she was anxious, she was not in a hurry. Calculated carefully, Yang Jiong is a few years younger than her, not to mention that she doesn't want to fall in love in Datang, even if she has this idea, sister and brother love will never be considered.

When it comes to falling in love, the first condition she wants must be the same age. This is her principle, and as a quality dressing woman, she feels that she must adhere to this principle no matter what the conditions.

She never pinned her hopes on Yang Jiong. It's just that when she saw him stunned by the poems he would write in the future, she thought it was really interesting, boring, and teasing him for fun.

Seeing that this child felt guilty, she couldn't bear it.

To say that recently, Chun Siniang is really not going well everywhere. In order to stabilize Chun Yu Niang that day, she boasted about Haikou, and in the past few days, Chun Yu Niang urged her to show her unknown advantages.

She didn't panic, she followed the example of her predecessors, and sang a pop song with some ancient artistic conception calmly. I didn't expect that Chun Yuniang's eyebrows and eyes were wrinkled when she heard this.

"My son, don't say what your tune is, just say the song, although we are engaged in this business, but Nanqu lady, pay attention to a subtle, such immoral words, how can you hang on your lips?"

Chun Siniang was so shocked by these words that her jaw almost didn't fall to the ground.

is afraid that Chun Yuniang, the ancient, will accept incompetence, but this song "He Rijun Will Come Again" was carefully selected by her after thinking about it.

Listen: "After parting tonight, He Rijun will come again." Stop singing Yangguan Stack, relive the white jade cup. Frequent and courteous speeches, firmly caressing the king's arms. After parting tonight, He Rijun will come again. "It's all five words, isn't it the same as a five-word quatrain?

And it's really subtle and antique. Moreover, implicit is subtle, but subtle is just right, and it can be used as a song of Pingkangfang.

You see, word by word, there is no problem at all. But in this situation, after thinking about it carefully, did the Qinglou ladies lean on the railing, waving small handkerchiefs, and kept swaggering: "Uncle, walk slowly." Uncle, you come again".

Of course, "after drinking this cup, let's have a side dish." "It's a bit of a bad scenery, but this is in Pingkangfang. Compared with "Uncle, it's time to pay for it", how subtle and euphemistic this reminder is.

Is this all immoral?

Chun Siniang really never dreamed that Chun Yu Niang would be so pure. It turns out that she is the real White Lotus, who has been rolling in the mud for decades and is clean.

An old bustard who has been through the wind and frost is still so reserved, what about the other girls?

In this way, the legend is true. Famous prostitutes can X, but they will never say things like "guest officer X is not X".

As for "guest officers go to bed to sleep", it is estimated that it is also taboo. It can be done, but it must not be said that it is really sanctimonious, no, subtle and euphemistic.

Chun Siniang suddenly felt that her heart was about to move: "When you come again, why not be happy" made Chun Yuniang feel immoral, that "wipe everything and sleep with you", "You use that fiery lips to make me endlessly ecstatic in the middle of the night." "Don't scare her to death?

If you really scared Chun Yuniang to death, wouldn't you be free?

She hesitated for a long time, and finally sighed, the ID card problem has not been solved, and she doesn't want to be free in her life.

Although Chun Yu Niang is not the Chun Yu Niang of the past, if she changes to a more ruthless role than her, she will not be sure what will happen.

Let's honestly show your talent.

Chun Siniang painted a few more paintings with her heart, although Chun Yuniang did not praise it before, she didn't say much. This time, he just glanced at it and tossed it aside. Subsequently, he ordered someone to take a picture of a lady, saying that it was made by the former Yan family Erlang and now Yan Xiangxian.

Chun Siniang has a little knowledge of Yan Liben, the prime minister of Danqing, and has also seen his "Step Diagram" on the Internet. Seeing that Chun Yuniang treats such a bullish character lightly, her own level obviously can't get into her eyes.

Let's go. Thinking of her steamed crab, which had a good reputation in the courtyard, she gritted her teeth, rolled up her sleeves, and rushed into the kitchen.

The improved hot pot was put on the table, and Chun Yu Niang looked at it suspiciously for a long time. Under the repeated persuasion of Chun Siniang, she finally lifted the chopsticks. After only a small bite, he spit it out.

"Siniang is very bored, and she specially used me as a pastime?" Chun Yuniang's face was already ugly. Chun Siniang tried her best to her lips and tongue, and it was easy to fool Chun Yuniang to hold her temperament, and successively tasted the improved back pot meat, boiled fish, and Mao Xuewang. Chun Yu Niang finally fried her hair, "The oil is big and the taste is heavy, how can you swallow it if it is so rough?" ”

Did you hear it right, do you think it's oily and smelly? Which meal in the kitchen is not oily and flavorful, and it is good for fat?

"Let's not talk about the taste for the time being, this is also your so-called talent? Could it be that the guests are coming, Siniang, you want to put a big pot in the room and let them endure the smoke and fire? Yinu looks at Siniang, you might as well dance your pole and wood dance by the pot. ”

Chun Siniang felt that the last idea was good. Just as she was about to praise it, Chun Yuniang sneered: "If Siniang wants to be a cook, it's not difficult. But ...... "But you have to earn back the money I spent on you first." I wanted to get through that hurdle, but there was no door.

Chun Siniang tried to design a few skirts with exposed arms and legs, decorated with rosebuds made of silk.

Of course, she is only responsible for creativity, and the sewing work is done by Green Beads. Lu Zhu has been frowning, and her mouth is about to pout.

Sure enough, as Lu Zhu expected, Chun Yuniang didn't even bother to look at this strange costume, she copied her hands, squinted at Chun Siniang, and sneered from time to time in her nostrils.