"Not really, and I probably overthought it. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info do you still remember three years ago, Xiao Zhang Fat Man was crushed by a Toyota minivan in the county team and his legs were fine? ”

"Remember! That summer, the fat boy was cool at noon and slept in the shadow of the car. As a result, the driver Lao Li didn't see it, and as soon as he got into the car, he pressed over the kid's thigh, and when the car passed, the kid screamed, and almost didn't scare Lao Li to pee his pants. ”

"No! Lao Li was so frightened that his legs were weak, and he couldn't even get out of the car at that time. Later, I didn't dare to touch the car for half a year. But this kid doesn't have any. In addition to being startled, he said: 'Don't sue my mother!' 'Haha! ”

"Haha! Don't! From now on, this kid was called 'Triangle Wood'. Oh! Old Hu, don't think about reasoning. You know that Xiao Zhang Fat can call Secretary Ma's wife Zhang Laohu the second aunt. If you want to talk nonsense at her, beware of the two taels of meat in your crotch! ”

"Haha! Secretary Ma is afraid of his director Zhang, but I'm not afraid. What can the Women's Federation do with me? Besides, this time is a great event, and Zhang Laohu will invite me to dinner when he knows about it. ”

"Huh? What's going on today? Why did Lao Hu come out of his mouth today? ”

"I don't talk to you. Looking at you and my classmates for many years, today let you also have a long insight. Do you know Israel's most powerful assault force, the Mossad? ”

"Of course, the best killer group in the world. Melee combat is top-notch, especially hand-to-hand combat, all of which absorb the world's top killing moves, and it's a one-shot kill. ”

"Huh! Not bad! It seems that the officials have not forgotten the books. You know that their fighting skills are the top moves in the world's martial arts fighting, and they are only scratching the surface of what they are good at, and they are not capable.

You know no, one of the tricks was learned from Japanese karate. A direct blow to the medulla oblongata, ----the center of human life, is called 'Chesava'. If hit, it can be serious and unconscious, or immediately fatal. Even if he doesn't die, after a coma, he will be deaf, hemiplegic, or stupid, and he will end up with the sequelae of lifelong disability anyway. ”

"So what? You just blow it, don't you see the 'Mossad' coming here? ”

"That's not it, it's just that Xiao Zhang Fat Man walked around the Hades Palace today. Did you notice the clump of blue on the back of his neck? ”

"Yes! Isn't it just a small lump of subcutaneous bruises? Your diagnosis is 'soft tissue contusion, subcutaneous bruising', isn't that what the diagnosis is! ”

"It's a typical scar from Chesava. You know? ”

"Are you sure?" Looking at Forensic Doctor Hu's serious and affirmative expression, County Magistrate Zhao's face turned blue for a while. "So how will the fat man ......?"

County Magistrate Zhao thought of the faces of Secretary Ma and Director Zhang of the Women's Federation, Tie Qing, and became even more worried.

"It's over, Secretary Ma won't want to drink for at least half a year. No wonder the big fat man of more than 200 pounds, the van was all right, where could he be knocked down with a wave of his hand, it turned out that he hit the vital point. ”

"Look at you, didn't you say it was a happy event? Xiao Zhang is fine. It stands to reason that after a blow here, there will be bleeding in an area called the medulla oblongata, the most important life center of the brain. The blood clot compresses the vital center, and then the person dies.

Xiao Zhang Fat Man checked the B ultrasound, and the brain CT was fine. Just a little reactive edema on brain CT, which is usually a typical reaction after bleeding from a brain injury.

However, Xiao Zhang's fat medulla oblongata not only did not have the compression of blood clots, but also did not even have a concussion. It's like a sponge in the medulla oblongata after hemorrhage, the blood is sucked away, the scar is repaired, and it's all right. ”

"This kid has rough skin and thick meat, and he won't die if he is crushed by a car, and he won't die if he hits him." County Magistrate Zhao breathed a sigh of relief, and the people were much more lively. Then the conversation changed, "Lao Hu, do you want to scare me to death?" Talking fucking panting, I'm not afraid to suffocate you. Damn, you're giving me a treat tonight. ”

Doctor Hu was shocked and said: "You are a county magistrate who is embarrassed to eat me, a poor scholar, please?" It's so unreasonable! How could I be so unlucky to make such a bad friend of yours! ”

County Magistrate Zhao finally laughed and said, "How is it?" You see, the whole poor and sour, as for the money fans afraid to be like this? However, you know what I know. Don't say anything else, unless you're tired of being here. According to the hospital's diagnosis, you said that there was blood stasis under the skin, soft tissue contusion, and mental shock.

Well, by the way, I asked Director Zhu of the guest house to let him rest for half a year, and his salary and bonus will be paid as usual. Oh! Plus a one-time nutrition fee of 500 yuan. Anyway, she enjoyed publicly-funded medical treatment, and let Lao Zhang's fat wife, Wang Rake, use her son's name to report more medicine expenses. Let Director Zhu loosen up and close his eyes, and it will only be regarded as employee welfare. ”

As he was talking, the party and government leaders of the various units who were notified to attend the meeting had arrived at the meeting, and the two hurriedly walked out of the VIP room and came to the conference room. County Magistrate Zhao naturally sat down on the deputy chair in the middle of the conference table. Dr. Hu found a farthest corner of the conference table and sat down.

I saw everyone at the meeting gathering around the conference table with heavy faces, looking for a place one after another, and hurriedly sat down quietly. Nodding to each other is regarded as greeting, the atmosphere is tense, and no one speaks.

County Magistrate Zhao and Forensic Doctor Hu were also sitting in danger, and County Magistrate Zhao buried his head in his red notebook and didn't know what he was writing. Forensic Doctor Hu looked up at the branches swaying in the wind outside the window, unfathomable.

After a while, Secretary Zhang came in, approached the county magistrate Zhao and whispered: "Secretary Ma's car has already left the highway, I asked the county traffic police brigade to implement traffic control along the line and clean up the vehicles on the road, Secretary Ma said that it will arrive in ten minutes." ”

County Magistrate Zhao nodded, sat on the chair with an expressionless face and continued to write something. Secretary Zhang also sat down on a chair against the wall. He pulled out a large, thick notebook from his briefcase and placed it on his lap.

After a while, there was a low commotion outside the door, and then the door of the conference room opened, and Secretary Ma hurried in. Everyone stood up to greet them. A greeting voice of "Secretary Ma".

Secretary Ma nodded to County Magistrate Zhao first, and then said to everyone: "Everyone sit down." Lao Zhao, you will preside over the meeting. ”

"It's better to be presiding over by the secretary."

"This is an administrative meeting, and it is inconvenient for me to preside over it. However, I can first convey a few opinions and measures from the province, and then we can discuss how to implement them together. ”

As he spoke, he sat on the main seat on the right hand side of County Magistrate Zhao, took out a hard box of hardcover Hongtashan and a zip lighter from his briefcase, and lit a cigarette with a snap.

Suddenly, the venue was filled with the smoke of high-end cigarettes. There were several old smokers present who quickly shrugged their noses and took a few deep breaths. You must know that this cigarette is worth the price of a normal lunch.

"Okay, the on-site office meeting of the county's foreign affairs reception will start now, and I will invite Secretary Ma to speak first." County Magistrate Zhao played the role of a dragon to announce the opening of the meeting.

"Huh, hi!" Clearing his throat, Secretary Ma began to speak in a loud voice:

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