"Legend has it that there was a teaser who flew to the Moon Palace. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Dou E is the one who died unjustly, and it was Chang'e who flew to the Moon Palace."

"No, it's teasing."

"Dou E was wrongfully killed, Guan Hanqing wrote it, don't lie to me if I don't read much."

"It's just to make E'e fly to the Moon Palace."

"It was Chang'e who flew up to the Moon Palace, and Dou E was the one who died unjustly."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"That's it." Dai Muhei held the tied knot and the old Yan head with a blocked mouth and started singing: "Rolling hydrangea song card ~ heaven ~ earth ~ also ~!" I'm afraid of being hard and bullying the soft~~~ but it turns out that I am pushing the boat so smoothly~~~The ground is also ~ What is the place in your part~~~? Heaven also~ You are wrong to be a fool to do the sky~~~! Hey~~ Only two tears rippled~~~" Daimu Hei really sang tears, and rubbed and blew his nose on the back of Lao Yan's head. Then continue to use a small stick to put the dean's intestines back into place.

"Good!" The surrounding circle of people and bears all applauded.

"Dare to ask, what is he singing?" Xiong asked.

"Dou E's wronged."

"Why did you repay the grievances?"

"Huh? Is this a cultural difference ... Dou E Dou E, the one with the surname Dou. ”

"Oh, we're talking about teasing! Tease of teasing! ”

“。。。” A circle of people all held their foreheads: "It's really funny.,Okay, I'm sorry to interrupt you.,Please continue.。。。 ”

"Okay, legend, it's the legend of the bear clan, oh, you ignorant humans, there is a teasing one who flew to the Moon Palace." Xiong Da said affectionately: "This teaser, love to eat mushrooms, love to eat all kinds of mushrooms, when she flew to the Moon Palace, she brought a basket of mushrooms, of course, all kinds of mushrooms, there are shiitake mushrooms, oyster mushrooms, chicken leg mushrooms, mouth mushrooms, red mushrooms, enoki mushrooms, I rub the crazy dead mushrooms, I rub the dead mushrooms, poisonous fly umbrellas, poisonous flies, Amanita phalloides, poisonous pink fold mushrooms, dog urine moss, reticulospori boletus, large deer flower fungus, sylobacter pylori, Staphylococcus aureus, Escherichia coli... ”

"Stop !!" Everyone held their foreheads again: "You are so funny!" Even if you don't let go of ordinary mushrooms, you won't let go of poisonous mushrooms! Poisonous mushrooms are also dog pee moss! And what is it to start from the big deer flower fungus downwards! Although the connection is very natural, there is obviously a problem! Colibacillus!!!??? ”

"Ah, I'm embarrassed to say it at the end of the fungus. When she flew up to the Moon Palace, she accidentally knocked over the basket, and all the mushrooms fluttered to the Nether, so there are many mushrooms in the Nether, and our mushrooms are all thanks to the goddess Tea. Therefore, every Mid-Autumn Festival, we have to collect one kind of mushroom from each of the whole forest and sacrifice it to the goddess of Tea. ”

"Soga."

"This earthen platform is not only a refuge for the clan, but also an altar for the goddess of teasing."

"Soga... Then why didn't we see this thing when we went to farm the dungeon! ”

“。。。 Don't worry about the details. Xiong Da looked at the old Yan who had just been tied up and rolled his eyes when his intestines were all poked back: "I'm really sorry, we do have a strong appointment with the bald head, but it's just a strip of logging. About, I will not make dead mushrooms, the yield is very low, this year we only found one in the whole village, and we have to sacrifice it to the goddess of tea. So... ”

"So our dean can't be saved because of such a legend? You don't necessarily have all the mushrooms every year, so let's secretly get such a mushroom to save our dean! ”

"However, this is a matter of faith, this kind of question cannot be ambiguous, we have indeed found this kind of mushroom, so it must be dedicated to the goddess of tea."

"Did you misunderstand something?" Daimu Hei poked his face out from behind Lao Yan's buttocks, and he played with a bottle of detergent in his hand: "We're telling you, not discussing with you." ”

Xiong Da 'whewed' and stood up: "If you say that, are you going to use the robbery?" ”

Daiki Hei lifted the lid of the detergent with one hand and aimed his mouth at Xiong Da: "You won't have any objection to me robbing it, just now if I don't come in and help catch the dean, the dean's deranged dean alone will be enough to exterminate your entire village. Extinguish, you say as if you can stop me if I plan to do something. ”

Xiong Da was silent, knowing that the other party was talking very seriously, and then slowly squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Rather for the jade to be broken." Not for the tile. ”

"Oh?" Yogiguro spat out a word, and with contempt and a little surprise, he squeezed the dish soap in his hand.

The atmosphere became tense in an instant, and Yogi Hei's body slowly released a huge amount of soul power, the speed was not fast, but it became higher evenly and step by step, the stone slab under his feet cracked little by little, and the broken stones floated up little by little, and everyone's vision was blurred in front of them because of excessive energy, and the birds and birds of the entire forest were scattered, the beasts fled, and the leaves were all rattling, and the whole area was trembling under this coercion.

The apocalyptic feeling of the end of the world, breathless, unsteady on standing, feeling like the ground was constantly shaking, and even the air became still and solidified.

Even Parisio felt a great threat, stretched out his hand to his crotch, looked at Yogi Hei hostilely, and Lu Xiuxiu couldn't believe it, and leaned back against the wall to ensure that he would not collapse under this coercion. He glared at Yogi Hei, does this teasing actually have such great power?

Xiong Da on the opposite side obviously felt this abnormal terrible force, and obviously felt that this was by no means comparable to himself, but he still stood proudly, and his face did not change.

"Hmph." Daiki snorted contemptuously, the dish soap in his hand was instantly pinched and exploded, splashing him, and he took a big step towards Xiong.

As soon as this step fell, it was like an earthquake, and the entire earthen platform shook a few times, and the thick stone slab he had just stepped on made a crisp cracking sound like glass.

"Wait a minute!" Xuanxuan was between the two of them, facing Xiong Da: "How are your mushrooms sacrificed?" ”

Xiong Da was a little surprised to receive such a question at this time, and he suppressed the fear in his heart and controlled it not to let his teeth fight: "Put it in front of the altar, and take it away after the festival is over." ”

"In that case." Xuanxuan's eyes flashed: "Actually, the festival won't have any use and damage to mushrooms?" ”

"Yes."

"In that case, wouldn't you be able to give that mushroom to our dean after the festival is over?"

The scene eased down suddenly, and Yogiguro took a deep breath and put away the soul power that was released.

He turned his head, squinted at Xiong Da and Xuanxuan, and then went to lead the hospital director: "Stinky bear remember to speak." ”

All the bears cheered slightly, and the bears said to Xuanxuan with big eyes flashing, "Thank you." In the two words, you can clearly hear the fear that has just been abandoned.

Xuanxuan herself sighed and relaxed, and Lu Xiuxiu and Parisio secretly gave her a thumbs up, and she smiled at them.

"So, would you like to participate in your clan's festival tonight? It's also convenient to give the mushrooms to your dean directly after the end. Xiong Da said.

"Is that okay?"

"Absolutely... Xiong Da glanced at Yogi Hei with palpitations: "It's a repayment... ”

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