"What I miss is that I have nothing to say, what I miss is dreaming together, what I miss is the urge to love you after a quarrel..."Fan Xiaojian hummed a song while walking towards his bedroom, obviously in a good mood, from now on he will no longer be a single dog, and in the future, he will say that he is a love saint, and he can finally be justified, and sure enough, with a flick of his fingers, even Bai Ruoxi and his ilk have been impressed by their charm and thrown into their arms. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The only fly in the ointment is just now, just now, I was about to kiss Bai Ruoxi, and I finally had a chance to break it after keeping it for nearly twenty years, but in the end, I was still disturbed, but it was okay, anyway, now that Bai Ruoxi is already in his own hands, it is difficult to run.

When Fan Xiaojian walked to the door of the dormitory, his face changed suddenly, and after trying to adjust it a few times, he pretended to be angry, and then walked into the dormitory, looking at the roommates who were happily busy with their own affairs, without saying a word, he walked to his bed.

Everyone was originally doing their own things with great interest, but after finding that Fan Xiaojian left, he actually went back to his bed without saying a word, and couldn't help but be stunned, this is a little different from his usual style, is he really angry?

Everyone glanced at each other, and after making eye contact, they finally pushed each other to Fan Xiaojian's side, pushing who would speak first, and finally decided to let Tan Yunqiang speak first.

"Yo, isn't this our love saint who sees everyone and sees a car with a flat tire, why don't you say a word after you come, tell us about the feeling of being chased by the goddess, we have never had such an experience, this is the treatment that only love saints have, just talk to our group of slings, let us also envy and be jealous." Tan Yunqiang's speech is still quite standard, and when he speaks, he basically understands Fan Xiaojian's usual mentality, and does not forget to pursue his mouth.

"Hmph." Fan Xiaojian turned his head arrogantly when he heard this.

When everyone saw Fan Xiaojian's reaction, they were overjoyed, at least the other party was willing to pronounce it, indicating that they were still willing to speak, but they were just a little resentful in their hearts.

Fei Junjun immediately pretended to be bitter, and said to Fan Xiaojian: "Brother Jian, we didn't mean to betray you, it's just that our girlfriend threatened us, if we don't help, we can't hold hands and kiss for a week, we know that Brother Jian has a lot, such a benevolent god, he must not want to watch us suffer alive, right, we are forced to do so." ”

"It's a pity that you have to sell me, in vain I also taught you how to chase girls, I didn't expect you to repay me like this, hum, I saw through you, what's even more hateful is that you guys are so ruthless, come up and give me a 10,000 meters, you want my life, you guys with no sex and no humanity." Fan Xiaojian thought that after he was shaken by these guys, he was angry, it was really to complete his girlfriend's task, his brother didn't care about life and death, fortunately, his body had changed a lot, otherwise a 10,000-meter long enough to toss himself to death.

"Speaking of us, you still have to report all the running sports competitions, we are compared to yourself, it is a small thing." When everyone heard this, they didn't speak, but just thought about it in their own minds.

Ma Fei didn't want to carry this pot, and after listening to it, he suddenly said: "Sword body, I don't have no humanity for the opposite sex, I don't even have a girlfriend, don't wronged me, I really hope that you can get credits, and then you won't be afraid of failing the course, the world can be learned." ”

"Hmph, you guy is the worst, others are at least because of his girlfriend, you guy is purely hurting others and not benefiting himself," Fan Xiaojian suddenly glared at Ma Fei after listening to Ma Fei's words.

"Haha!" When everyone heard this, they burst out laughing.

"Okay, if you want me not to blame you, you all go to register for a competition now, I don't care which one it is, but you have to register one, before the registration deadline, I hope you have already registered." Fan Xiaojian said with a straight face, but his heart was happy, it was better to be happy alone, what is the point of running alone, Fan Xiaojian knows that these guys don't go home on National Day, just to play.

When everyone heard this, they suddenly looked aggrieved, not only did they have to change their schedules, but more importantly, participating in the competition was a waste of time, whether they would win the game or not, and what was the point of participating, but after seeing Fan Xiaojian's appearance, everyone finally gritted their teeth and said: "Okay, isn't it just a competition item, brother will go and lose face, damn it, fight!" ”

After Fei Junjun was the first to sign up for the competition, the guys behind him could only sign up one after another helplessly.

When the last person signed up, everyone came to Fan Xiaojian's side with a dejected look, Ma Fei cried as if he had suffered some great grievance, and said: "We have all reported it, now you are satisfied, woo~ If I want such a handsome face to go to the playground to be embarrassed, how will I pursue my girlfriend in the future." ”

"Cut, look at your appearance, isn't it your girlfriend, and when the time comes, it will be wrapped up in my brother's body." Fan Xiaojian patted his chest and said with a package ticket.

"Fan Qingsheng, Brother Jian, what you said is true? Then the happiness (sexual) blessing of the second half of my life will be handed over to you. When Ma Fei heard this, he was suddenly surprised, and he opened his hands and wanted to hug Fan Xiaojian.

It's just that his action was still suspended in mid-air and was stopped by Fan Xiaojian, joking, now that he is a goddess, no one is allowed to hug him, he pressed against Ma Fei's chest, and said with a wicked smile: "Don't worry, just give it to me, I think that Dapeng is very good, and he has lost a little weight recently, or you two can make do with it." ”

"I agree." "I agree." "What a great idea!"

"I don't want it!" Hearing the unanimous agreement of his roommates, Ma Fei suddenly wailed.

"Okay, okay, don't laugh," Fan Xiaojian said, took out a few red and yellow pills from his pocket, and said, "Don't give up on yourself like this, maybe tomorrow's game may have a miracle." ”

"What is this, you can't be betrayed by us because you feel betrayed and want to poison us, right?" Everyone looked at the pill in Fan Xiaojian's mouth with a cautious face, and then looked at Fan Xiaojian's reaction, wanting to know what this thing was.

"Get out of here," Fan Xiaojian glared at everyone, and then said angrily: "Poison you, I will also pay for my life, I'm not so stupid, it's hard to be with the white goddess, the fool can't think about it, you can rest assured, it's good for you, after you eat, I'll tell you what it is." ”

Yes, these pills are Ehrlich's weight loss pills, but they were specially added by Fan Xiaojian.

When everyone heard this, you look at me, I look at you, say it's poison, they are just joking, facing the unknown, they still have a trace of instinctive hesitation, and finally gritted their teeth and said: "Death is death, it's a big deal that after 18 years, he will be a good man again!" ”

Tan Yunqiang picked up one, looked at it for a few seconds, closed his eyes and swallowed it in one gulp, everyone saw Tan Yunqiang's movements, and no longer hesitated, they picked up the diet pill and swallowed it one by one.

After Tan Yunqiang went to take another sip of water, he blinked, looked at Fan Xiaojian and said, "Xiaojian, you can tell what this is now, right?" ”

When everyone heard this, they also nodded and looked at Fan Xiaojian.

"This one, it's the legendary laxative, haha!" Fan Xiaojian said with a bad face.

"You're kidding, aren't you, tell me what this medicine is called?" Tan Yunqiang thought that Fan Xiaojian was joking, but when he saw the other party's expression, as if he was not joking, he suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, and just wanted to say something more, he suddenly felt his stomach rolling, and he finally realized that Fan Xiaojian did not lie, and immediately scolded secretly, and then covered his stomach and said: "I'm a, you kid is playing really, you kid is really laxative, I can't hold it back." ”

Tan Yunqiang said, rushed into the bathroom, closed the door, and then there was a crackling.

In this diet pill, the amount added by Fan Xiaojian was carefully studied by him, and he would not think that he would change dramatically all of a sudden, and he would faint in pain at the end, but at least it would make great progress in their bodies and greatly improve their physique.

The other people present were dumbfounded, thinking about what Fan Xiaojian said just now, after seeing Tan Yunqiang's reaction, the first feeling was that the two of them would not be playing with each other, no matter how bold Fan Xiaojian was, he would not be a laxative, could it... It's just that they didn't have time to think about it, and their stomachs began to churn, everyone's faces changed, they covered their stomachs with one hand, looked at Fan Xiaojian in disbelief and said: "You kid is really black, hey, I'll go, Lao Tan, hurry up, I can't hold it back." ”

Everyone knocked on the door for a while, but Tan Yunqiang refused to open the door, and in the end, everyone had no choice, and the three were in a hurry, and everyone rushed to the other bedrooms, bringing an exclamation, and even a few bedrooms, the doors and windows were closed, and finally all the people were smoked out.

After about a few minutes, the door of the bathroom was slammed open, and Tan Yunqiang rushed out of it with a murderous spirit, but before he could open it, he was interrupted by Fan Xiaojian.

"Before you want to scold me, check your body first, am I such a boring person, I will give you laxatives, have you found that not only has your strength increased, but even your body shape has improved, and the fat has disappeared, the rest of you feel it slowly, I'm going to sleep, if the others kill me, you help stop and explain, what's the matter, wait until I wake up." Fan Xiaojian said lightly, but it was not that he didn't want to explain to others, but this time, the fruits of several farms were about to ripen, and he had to steal the vegetables as soon as possible.

To tell the truth, at the first time he rushed out of the bathroom, Tan Yunqiang was angry, he felt that Fan Xiaojian was too much, and there was a limit to joking, it was wrong for us to betray you without your consent, but aren't we also good for you, you especially hugged the beauty and returned to the end, I felt that we were not human on both sides, I thought you were just pretending, everyone is a brother, and we are willing to cooperate, but I didn't expect you to be so ruthless, and you actually took laxatives.

Therefore, the first thing he ran out of was to ask Xingshi to ask for guilt, he wanted to ask clearly, what did this Fan Xiaojian want to do, if he couldn't answer the reason, this brother didn't do it.

But before he could open his mouth to ask, after hearing Fan Xiaojian's words, he was also stunned, and suddenly he realized a problem, if he usually took laxatives, then he would definitely be unable to stand up on his stomach now, how could he be so full of anger now, and more importantly, after he felt it carefully, it was really as Fan Xiaojian said, not only did the strength of his body increase slightly, but even the eight-pack abs that he had always wanted to practice but could not train were now faintly running out.

Tan Yunqiang regrets it very much now, he didn't expect that he had no trust in his brother like this, the other party obviously wanted to help him, but he really thought that he had given himself a laxative, and he suddenly felt a sense of guilt in his heart, but then he thought that he couldn't blame himself at all, if the other party didn't say anything about laxatives, at least he wouldn't blame Fan Xiaojian for the first time, and suddenly felt that his guilt was reduced a lot.

But Tan Yunqiang then thought that if the other party didn't say it, then he would feel guilty at some point, so he guessed that he would feel guilty, so he deliberately said this, in order to let himself not have a burden, but why didn't he tell himself the effect of this medicine in advance.

Tan Yunqiang couldn't figure it out, he didn't continue to think about it, looking at Fan Xiaojian, who was lying on the bed and breathing evenly, obviously asleep, he was surprised by the speed of the other party's sleep, but with a trace of gratitude in his heart, he was ready, and when other people came in to ask for the guilt, he wanted to be the first to stand up and "avenge" Fan Xiaojian.

Of course, at this time, Fan Xiaojian had already entered the farm, and now he was in the farm of the Roaring Sky Dog, and he made a major discovery by chance, that is, as long as there were other people on the farm, he would become a small animal, but now it is not, at least before the other party found him, he still maintained his humanity, as for when he was discovered, whether he would become an animal, he did not try, but there is a ninety percent chance that it will.

Fan Xiaojian found an old acquaintance in the farm of the Roaring Dog, that is, the cousin of the Roaring Dog who chased him up and down the street before, he was pressed countless times, and there were nightmares that broke free countless times.