Yu Feng thought about it, that pet red fox may be a tricky show selected by a boring TV station, with a microphone and speakers and a miniature camera strapped to his body, otherwise how could there be such a pet red fox?

But when he saw that the pet red fox in front of him had eaten so much food in one go, and his demeanor was so humane, Yu Feng even denied his own speculation about the TV station. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

If there is really such a magical fox, the producers of the TV station who see the money have already gone to make movies, who is going to shoot these entertainment programs with no nutritional value?

As for saying that it was a monster, Yu Feng didn't deny it.

But it shouldn't be a man-eating youkai.

Yu Feng looked at its bulging belly, and estimated that even if it was a cannibal, it was afraid that it would not have a place to hold itself for a while.

Yu Feng has thought about it, he must figure out what the hell this thing is!

With a "snap", Yu Feng knocked off the chicken butt raised by the pet red fox, and instantly frowned and said, "You, what are you?" ”

Seeing that Yu Feng didn't accept the delicacy he had specially left for him, the pet red fox picked up the chicken butt and threw it into his mouth with a disdainful face, then he muttered and said vaguely: "Hmmm, the world is a bird fox." ”

"You're a ...... Chamber pot? Yu Feng carefully figured out the accurate pronunciation of the vague six words, and couldn't help but raise his left eyebrows.

Chamber pot?

So high-end?

"Poof!"

After listening to Yu Feng's words, the pet red fox immediately squirted out of the chicken butt in his mouth, and then looked at Yu Feng with a disgusted expression. "How do you curse? You're the urinal, your whole family is a urinal! ”

"That's what you said, 'Hmmm, a urinal in the world', isn't it 'you're a urinal', you said it yourself." Yu Feng pursed his lips, feeling less nervous about this harmless pet red fox. "Besides, you're not human."

The pet red fox sat up cross-legged, listened to Yu Feng's words, recalled carefully, and shook one toe of his right front paw humanely. "Don't worry about these details. I mean, I'm a demon fox. ”

"Demon fox?"

Yu Feng repeated it on his lips, and his brain was quickly processing the meaning of these two words.

Soon, Yu Feng came to his own judgment.

"That is, you ...... Is it a vixen? ”

"Fox ...... Raccoon dog...... ......"The pet red fox pondered the meaning of these three words, and at the same time did not forget to use his left paw to pick out the flesh between his teeth and flick it off slightly. "Sort of!"

"Then why did you find me?" Yu Feng looked at the pet red fox who was still sitting cross-legged in the refrigerator fresh-keeping room with a confused expression, and quickly thought of several possibilities.

"Do you see that I am handsome and dashing, and you want to take away my body?"

"Or are you surprised by my bones and want to pass on my martial arts?"

"Could it be that the world has come to a critical juncture, and you are calling me to maintain world peace?"

Hearing Yu Feng say this, the pet red fox held his chin with his left paw and looked at Yu Feng quietly, without speaking, until he finished speaking, and then said faintly: "Are you really stupid?" Or do you lack the eyes? ”

"I am ......"

Just as he was about to make a choice, Yu Feng suddenly found that none of the two options left by the fox seemed to be good!

Gotcha, this fox is quite venomous!

Seeing that none of the ones he guessed might be true, Yu Feng couldn't help but feel a little disheartened.

Hey, it seems that I really don't have the material to be the protagonist of the novel.

"Then why did you find me?" Yu Feng asked excitedly.

"It's complicated, I guess you won't understand, I'll just follow the simpler version!"

"It was 5,000 years ago......

Pet red fox with a mouth, from Shennong to taste the grass to the Yellow Emperor Zhan Chiyou, through Cangjie to make words to Dayu to control the water.

It took about an hour or so for the pet red fox to give Yu Feng a vivid history lesson and a good remedial lesson for 5,000 years of China.

"Later, during the Republic of China, Sun Xing established ......"

"Wait!"

Yu Feng finally stood up with a little numb legs, and while shouting to stop his pet red fox, he dragged over a swivel chair, sat down comfortably, and said in a tangled voice: "You are a simple version?" Or...... You'd better tell me it's complicated. ”

Yu Feng didn't believe it, could it be that this dead fox could still tell each story to himself in detail?

"Oh, you like to listen to complicated? Do you have a psychological problem? The pet red fox looked at Yu Feng with disdain. It's complicated...... I'm too eager to cultivate, and I can't reach it quickly, but I encountered a thunderstorm when I crossed the tribulation, and I was struck down by thunder, and the Qingdi said, I need to find a person with a peaceful personality and a good experience of my mind, so I found you. ”

With his mouth slightly open, Yu Feng squinted at the pet red fox opposite. "It's that complicated?"

"yes, complicated, right? I know that if you don't talk about a lot of details, you won't understand, and it will naturally be complicated. The pet red fox seemed to have digested a lot, stood up and jumped out of the refrigerator's fresh-keeping room with a "poof", and did not forget to close the door of the refrigerator.

glanced at Yu Feng leisurely.

"I think I'll tell you a simple one, and that's five thousand ......."

"Stop!"

Yu Feng crossed his hands in a pause. "I understand what you're going to say."

"Really?" The pet demon fox looked distrustful.

"Really." Yu Feng nodded, and pride arose.

"Anyway, you found me because you fancy the shining point of my personality and want to stay with a neutral and peaceful person like me to cultivate, I didn't understand it wrong?"

"Zhongzheng is peaceful...... In fact, it's just ordinary boundless, do you have to say it so bluntly? The pet red fox stroked his four mustaches with his left paws, and said faintly: "Hey, don't go!" I'm just telling the truth. ”

After cleaning up his depressed mood, Yu Feng glanced back at his pet red fox standing in front of the refrigerator. "You, follow me, cultivate? A vixen who follows me every day? No way! ”

"Don't! Don't mind! You can rest assured, my existence is absolutely not going to disturb your life drops! ”

"Hiccup."

As soon as the words fell, another loud hiccup from the pet red fox followed.

With a flick of his ears, the pet red fox looked at Yu Feng's disdainful eyes, and immediately looked embarrassed.

"That...... Don't worry about these details! Then again, I can help you earn money even though I ate some of your food! ”

"Eat...... Finish...... Dot...... Child...... You...... Target...... East...... Xi ...... "Yu Feng thought about the empty refrigerator fresh-keeping room, and he didn't bother to bother with its shameless goods.

"Say it again! You say it again! Earn? Do you think money is so easy to earn? Are you going to juggle? Or are you going to show a fox talking? ”

Juggling is fine, but it also needs a performance venue.

As for the fox talking......

The first thing Yu Feng thought of was that as soon as it opened its mouth, it would be caught and dissected by the Biological Research Institute on the spot.

"Aren't you allowed to talk to animals with me?" The pet fox rubbed its two front paws back and forth, looking like a magic stick, and said: "You can open a pet clinic, and when the time comes, won't the money be drilled into your pocket in a hurry?" ”

As soon as he heard the pet fox's idea, Yu Feng immediately smiled.

"Can I talk to animals and open a pet clinic? How will it be publicized when the time comes? 'Big brother, is your dog sick?' Come on, come on, bring me and talk to it! It's not expensive, it's not expensive, it's just a hundred yuan, and when we're done talking, your dog's illness will be cured', if that's the case, I estimate whether the dog can be cured by then, but I dare to guarantee that my Yu Feng will either have to go to the orthopedic hospital or the neurological hospital by then! ”

"Why do you want to go to the orthopedic hospital?" The pet red fox asked with a puzzled face.

"Because ......" came to his lips, and Yu Feng felt that something was wrong.

How could it be curious about its reasons for going to the orthopedic hospital, but not about its reasons for going to the neurological hospital? It's greasy!

Isn't it like I should go to a neurological hospital?

Looking at Yu Feng's hateful eyes, the pet red fox didn't care, and continued: "That's the case, pets not only have physical diseases, but also psychological diseases. For example, depression, mania, insomnia, dreams, and mental breakdowns...... And so on and so forth. ”

"Huh."

"What do you mean?" Looking at Yu Fengpi's smiling expression, the pet red fox was confused for a while.

"Haven't you heard of it? The chat ends with 'hehe'. Yu Feng said with a cold attitude.

When the pet red fox heard this, he put his left paw on his head and showed a speechless expression.

Thinking of the scene just now, the pet red fox continued: "Don't say anything else, just say that just now, that tall little girl, the mouse she raised, what is it called a milk cover or something, isn't it just a problem of not eating?" Didn't you be cured by the power I gave you? ”

Bra......

Yu Feng felt a silly joy in his heart.

However, I have to admit that if you think about it carefully, it seems that it is really a good idea to open a pet clinic that specializes in the treatment of incurable diseases!

Snapping his fingers excitedly, Yu Feng said happily: "Hey, don't say it, it's indeed a good idea!" Let's talk about what other good ways to make money. ”

After listening to Yu Feng's words, the pet red fox looked up at Yu Feng's appearance of seeing money, and suddenly said in a similar way: "Hehe." ”

“……”

When Yu Feng heard this, he was immediately speechless.

This...... It's a pretty quick learner......