Chapter 1: A Mission from the Underworld
Lu Ling felt that his luck had not been very good, and he had failed. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
When I was young, I liked to practice martial arts, and I practiced with an old man who was said to be a martial artist for several years, but before he could make a name for himself, the old man kicked his legs and died. Later, after reading a few supernatural novels, he became obsessed with the art of yin and yang metaphysics, and wanted to cultivate the truth and catch ghosts to achieve a great cause, but he bought a lot of compass photo books and joined a so-called cultivation group, but he spent a lot of money, but his ability did not grow at all, and he didn't even learn the ability to read palmistry to little girls.
Later, he graduated from high school, his academic performance was a mess, he went to a third-rate pheasant university by spending money, and found a few jobs after graduation, but it was like an evil spirit, which company and which company had an accident, either the boss ran away or the office caught fire, or the boss ran away with the money so that the boss was disheartened and jumped off the building to commit suicide, and even the salary could not be opened. Tossed for several years, Lu Lingman only saved 20,000 yuan when he was full, thinking about how miserable he has been over the years, he is not as good as those classmates who came out to move bricks after graduating from junior high school, at least people should buy houses now, and those who should marry daughters-in-law have also married daughters-in-law.
And Lu Ling ...... In the dead of night, when it was a little cold, the only thing that could accompany him was the five girls who never left him and a pack of toilet paper on the bedside table.
Misby, this sad life!
Later, Lu Ling summed up his life experience, felt that there was no future in working for others, thought about the various skills he knew, and didn't know which tendon he had in his head, so he rented a single room on the second floor in a dilapidated house at the junction of urban and rural areas, put up a sign, and opened a so-called private detective agency...... The reason why it is open here is because the rent here is cheap and no one cares.
At least for now, private investigators aren't legally allowed, so they have to be done secretly!
"Omnipotent" ...... This is the name of Lu Ling's private detective agency.
The reason for this name is that his detective agency is not just a private detective. His business is complicated: following people to find evidence, secretly recording videos of lovers and third parties, searching for missing people and missing pets, bodyguards as thugs, writing homework for elementary school students, repairing toilets and sewer pipes, repairing computers, televisions and radios...... Let's put it this way, as long as you give money, Lu Ling will take all these jobs.
However, after more than a year, his business is still bleak, and the vendors downstairs who push carts and sell pancakes make more money than him.
Following this trajectory, Lu Ling felt that he had no hope, he was a dick of dicks, the kind that couldn't even afford to marry his wife, but recently, he ...... Lu Ling felt that he had been transferred!
And it's the kind of special and awesome luck!
Because on a trip out on an errand, he picked up a ring......
A magic ring!
Wearing it on his hand, this ring took Lu Ling's soul away, and actually sent him into the underworld, and there, Lu Ling, who trembled and felt that he was finished, suddenly found that he was a very special existence here, an old man with a pointed monkey face walked over and introduced himself, saying that he was the judge in the underworld, and now the underworld has some difficult things that Lu Ling needs to do. That ring was thrown on the road, and whoever picked it up was a destined person in the underworld, and now, this person is Lu Ling!
Lu Ling thought he was dreaming, and pinched his thigh. The pain hits and tells him it's all true. After calming down, Lu Ling wondered, what do you need me to do as a mortal in such an awesome place as the underworld? Or rather, what's the benefit of me working for you? Can I live longer? Can I live forever?
The judge said, "You ask for this...... Not at the moment! In this way, I'll tell you what we need you to do, if you think you can, then you can do it, and after you do it, you will naturally have your benefits, if you don't want to, forget it, it's a big deal to return the ring to me and I'll throw it again. ”
"Uh...... You said! Lu Ling nodded. Whether he can do it or not, it doesn't hurt to hear it first.
The judge said: "Now the anger in the world is getting heavier and heavier, and there are more and more things to chop and kill, after research, the underworld believes that the ghosts still have obsessions or resentments in their hearts when they go to reincarnation, in order to benefit the ghosts, and to make the world better, so the underworld decided to find someone to travel through the historical dynasties to fulfill the wishes of the ghosts, and at the same time conduct live broadcasts, it is regarded as an active atmosphere in the underworld, and it is also an advertisement for you, and your welfare, there are two." First, when the ghosts think it's good during the live broadcast, they will reward you with their spiritual power points, and after reaching a certain amount, you get an ability to buy items in the underworld, and get some immortal results in the underworld, second, if there are ghosts who want to ask you for help, you can make a contract with them, and after completing their wishes, they will serve you for a year, and then they will be reincarnated, and within this year, you are their master, and you can drive them at will. Third...... Oh, there's no third, there's only two benefits in total, how about you look, are you willing to take this job? ”
Lu Ling asked, "No money?" ”
The judge nodded affirmatively: "No money!" We use paper money here, and if you want, you can give it to you, take it back and burn it. ”
"Forget it then!" Lu Ling shook his head: "You better find someone else to take this job, although it looks awesome, but this benefit is too impractical, Lord Judge, you are all ghosts here, and I am also a ghost...... Poor ghost! What I need most now is money, and every day my head squeezes out my brain platinum and thinks about how to make money and marry a daughter-in-law, you say that if I run around for your tasks all day long, where will I make money, right? So...... This thing really can't be done, so you'd better be smart! ”
"Alas, then there is no way!" The judge sighed helplessly: "You are a person of fate, how can you have no fate, I don't want to force it, okay, then don't move, I will send you back after clearing your memory!" ”
Lu Ling was stunned: "Clear your memory? ”
"yes!" The judge said as a matter of course: "Since you have nothing to do with our underworld, it is better not to keep this memory for the time being, what if you go outside and talk nonsense?" So before you leave, you must remove this memory. ”
"Is there a risk?"
"Yes, but not much, only 3%"
"What risk?"
"It's okay, it's okay, it's not going to die, it's just that the IQ is lowered, and the memory will be almost bad in the future!"
"Don't!" Lu Ling was hairy at the time, what is special, it's not that you have been lowered in IQ, of course you said it lightly. I'm sad enough now, how will I mix up if my IQ is lowered again? How can you marry a daughter-in-law and have children to support your parents?
No, no, no! You can't take that risk!
Thinking of this, Lu Ling patted his chest: "Your Excellency, after serious consideration, I think this is a meaningful thing for the underworld, as an ordinary person with a sense of public morality, I think I should muster up the courage to do something for the underworld...... Well, I've got it! ”