At night, there is no drama theater, and there is no news to report, today is the annual cultural festival of No. 3 Middle School, and there are only students here who are forced to come here with chairs. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

On the high stage stand, strong lights illuminate it, and there are songs, dances and hilarious sketches.

This is the characteristic socialist cultural festival of our Celestial Empire, and if you want to compare it with the cultural festival of Japanese high schools, then you should go home and watch anime!

Dressed as a woman of the Yuan Dynasty, there is also an extremely loose prison uniform inside, which is obviously the story of the Yuan Dynasty, but there is a big prisoner on the clothes, is this really good?

It has been several days since I was forced to sign up by Lu Xiaomeng last time, but the idle days have not been comfortable enough, and I was suddenly pulled to perform that hellish drama.

"Next, I would like to invite the students of Class 8 to present us with a wonderful drama performance, Dou E~"

As the host's voice fell, the students below burst into sparse applause, in fact, in such a cold weather, they would rather go home than watch this cultural festival.

With a colorful oil paint on his face, he is the kind of person who will paint a bunch of messy colors on his face when he makes up in the play, in fact, You Mengyu hates those things very much.

Not to mention hurting the skin of the face, it is very difficult to remove makeup, especially Lu Xiaomeng doesn't know if he wants to save money or what, and the oil paint he bought is also a pungent smell.

Of course, the young students don't care about this, and one can only shrug helplessly, saying that he will just follow the crowd.

"Bang~"

The stage was shocked, and the scene of this performance was the plot of the trial in court and the subsequent unjust death, and if all of them were performed for ten minutes, it would not be enough at all.

"Bah~ Dou E, the criminal woman in the hall, killed Zhang Donkey's father, are you guilty?" Xue Yanming, who played the role of Taishou in the class in front of him, had already shouted loudly.

"Oh! The people's daughter is guilty, Zhang Donkey'er plotted against my old lady, and she is inhumane......"

"So his old father has braided his hair, uh-huh, that's all, do you have anything else to say, my lord?"

Originally, the drama was going to be performed for ten minutes, but You Mengyu felt that there couldn't be more than a minute on such a cold day! A lot of push words, finally confessed to his crime.

"I, you, you......"

Xue Yanming felt that he was about to collapse, although he was talking about free play, he couldn't cheat like this, right? What about the three triagements that were promised? What about kneeling on the ground and shouting grievances? Yes, if Dou E knew that you were like this, she would definitely get up and take you away.

"My lord, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and pull the folk girl out and cut it!"

“……”

As You Mengyu's words fell, not only the performers on the stage were stunned, but the thousands of students in the audience were even more stunned, with a bewildered look.

Anyway, today isn't April Fool's Day, right? Or is it that the people who perform on stage are here to show their intelligence? But soon someone got excited.

Grandma's, it's impossible to sit here and drink the northwest wind on such a cold day today, and there is no resentment in my heart, but this play seems to have that bit of meaning, it's much better than those idiots singing and dancing, isn't it?

Maybe it's because of the excitement! In addition to a small part of the sighs, more was coaxed there, and the scene was very lively for a while.

"Ahh Okay, you girl, someone will pull me down and cut it down. "Xue Yanming has no choice, a good drama is performed like this, his face is lost, not to mention, now he wants to end it quickly and wait for the meeting to get off the stage.

"Lord Obey, Dou E, do you have any grievances?"

"No, you should cut me quickly! In a hurry! ”

Saying that, You Mengyu had already stretched out his neck and was about to give away his head, but Qi Minghui, who played the executioner over there, was in trouble, what about the ten-minute drama that he said?

Although he was a transfer student, Qi Minghui, who had a sense of collective glory in the class, would never allow Class 8 to become a joke, and suddenly took out a Guan Gong broadsword from the side.

Yes, you heard it right, in order to do a good job in the role of the executioner, especially in order to vent his grievances, Qi Minghui can be said to have made a lot of money, and the machete in the forty-meter field is of course a joke.

But this Qinglong Glaive is also powerful and domineering enough, right? can definitely bring out his majesty, especially when the knife goes down, it is absolutely sour psychologically.

I saw him pick up the Qinglong Glaive Knife and spin it around his head, and then the whole person walked around on the stage, and the audience below had already collapsed, this is definitely the most exciting drama today, and I have to vote for what I will say.

"Dou E, your father sold you to Cai Po because of Shangjing...... Later, that donkey coveted your beauty and wanted to poison Cai Po, but by mistake poisoned his father. ”

"Are you right about what I said? Are you wronged or not? ”

Come on, this drama is completely finished, people don't know the truth of the matter, but you, an executioner, have witnessed everything the whole time.

Didn't you see that the people below were already laughing? Today's drama should be renamed differently, the story that the executioner and Dou E's family have to tell, or the detective executioner?

"Oh~ Hearing you say this, it's really wronged, then, hurry up and cut me down!"

"Poof~"

After playing on the stage, Rao is Qi Minghui is thick-skinned person, and he has already become red when he listens to the laughter below, and now he only asks You Mengyu to be sensible and cooperate with him to finish the drama.

But the phrase, 'Hurry up and cut me down!' It suddenly echoed in Qi Minghui's ears, like a thunderbolt, directly making him spit out old blood.

"You, you...... You're going to hurry up and say you've been wronged! ”

"Also, play with your sister's phone! Hurry up and beg me not to cut you! Bastard ......"

Qi Minghui was completely driven crazy, go to his sister's drama and the collective sense of honor of the class, now Qi Minghui really just wants to beat the person in front of him hard, and through the words on his lips, he fiercely conveyed his malice.

"Huh? Sister Ling actually called me now, could it be that there is any news from her side? ”

You Mengyu over there was looking at the screen of the mobile phone at this time, there was a phone waiting to be connected, and at the same time, there was Qi Minghui's almost jumping over the wall next to him, and after thinking for a while, You Mengyu hung up the phone first.

"Uh...... If you do it, don't you just admit that you have been wronged? Can't I do it? Why are you so loud? ”

muttered a couple of sentences in disgust, in order to finish things early, You Mengyu had already cleared his voice over there, ready to wait for a one-hit kill, so he could run away quickly.

"That, people are wronged!"

"Don't cut people, okay?"

The cute voice, in order to leave here early, You Mengyu can be regarded as fighting, and even does not hesitate to adjust his voice, have you ever heard a cute voice than anything?

We don't know about the rest, but Qi Minghui is suddenly a mouthful of old blood at this time, and he dares to guarantee that it is definitely the best voice he has ever heard in his life.

It's like being coquettish and cute, in short, Qi Minghui listens to a feeling that his desire to protect is suddenly burning, but, but this special thing is that we are acting in a drama! Can we stop making trouble?

"Ah~ Thank you, Executioner, anyway, you know that I was wronged, if there is nothing to do, then I will go back first."

"Bye-bye~"

The knife is still the majestic Qinglong Glaive machete, but the object to be cut is selling Meng at this time, and it is still the kind of Meng sound that can melt everything.

How do I get my hands on it? Blood splattered three feet on the white flag, oh, it was already covered with the old blood that he had vomited, the bloody kind.

As the voice of the goodbye sounded, he looked at the reverie back, and then at the Blue Dragon Glaive machete in his hand.

Finally, the knife was still cut down, and the executioner slashed his neck on it with grief and indignation, it seems that December in the south of this year is about to snow, covering Qi Minghui's body who died of grief and anger, how can the three-year drought be lighter for him now than the next three days or the three months when the future is treated as a joke, right?

The story that Dou E and the executioner had to tell ended in the whole play~