Chapter 137: The Living Treasure
"The Fire-Eyed Rakshasa is already very obscene. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "I devoured it in a big gulp, Chen Jun actually pulled the Fire-Eye Rakshasa on, is this the rhythm of F4 in the ghost world?" He explores the ruins with the big snot ghost and the female ghost of the Seven Lovers.
After eating, I took a shower, went back to my lodgings, prayed for Master, and lay down to sleep.
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In the dead of night, I suddenly felt that my breath was blocked, I couldn't breathe, and I woke up suddenly, I found that the ghost of the Seven Lovers pinched my nose, and she said softly: "Master, we are back, do you see if this piece is yellow and sunken wood?" ”
I yawned, "Where did you find that?" ”
"There is not one in the ruins of the Heavenly Sect." The Seven Lovers Female Ghost held up the palm-sized cube of wood in her hand with both hands, and she described, "Chen Jun took the three of us out of here and came to Youyang Road. Wang Dabao's shop has long been rebuilt, we have been turning under the foundation for a long time, and the decent things are long gone, only this piece of wood, which is estimated to be too ugly, and no one took it at that time. ”
I took the blackened piece of wood and placed it in my hand as heavy as a stone. To further verify it, I scraped it off with a knife, revealing a faint yellow color. I leaned in front of my nose and sniffed it, but there was no smell, and these three characteristics were exactly the same as those written in the "Ghost Dolph's Codex". But the yellow sunken wood has a specific, although it is very heavy, it does not sink at all in the water, as if it has no weight. So, if it sinks a little bit in the water, it means that it is not a yellow wood.
"Seven feelings, bring a basin of water."
"Okay." The Seven Lovers smiled sewitchingly, flashed away, and not long after, she carried a wooden basin full of water and placed it in front of my bed.
I slammed the pale yellow wood into the basin in anticipation, only to see it float up like a bubble, only the bottom edge touched the water, and I said in a good mood: "Okay, you did a good job tonight." ”
The female ghost of the Seven Loves stepped forward and smiled slightly: "Is there a reward for that?" I found it, and I almost threw it away as garbage by Chen Jun. ”
"How do you want me to reward you?" I asked curiously.
The seven-lover female ghost turned her face sideways, and there was a red glow floating on her cheeks, "Kiss me." ”
"Uh......" I leaned my mouth over and tapped her face symbolically, "Alright, let's go back to the trick." ”
She shyly slipped into the pawn at the head of the bed.
In fact, I didn't feel anything when I kissed, just like touching a bubble, after all, there is an essential difference between the human body and the ghost body.
I was playing with Huang Shenmu, and at this time, Chen Jun and the big snot ghost moved to my bed, and said shyly: "Boss, I want to kiss too." ”
"Jun Chen, you go back to the chess piece space. Big Snot, wait patiently outside the door. ”
"It's really eccentric, the next time you use me, you will definitely strike." Chen Jun pursed his lips, "Boss, can I ask, can the ghosts in the ghost chess show each other?" I hope you can do it! ”
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It is indeed written in the Codex that the spaces within the chess pieces circulate with each other, but the small magic circles depicted are more complex. I looked at Chen Jun's pitiful little eyes, and my heart softened, "Okay, okay, if there is nothing else, it will disappear immediately." ”
"Boss, I have one more thing."
"Speak!"
"Are you going for a late-night snack tonight? I brought back the freshest cow dung to treat kidney deficiency and stomach cold. You can make soup and stir-fry, and I want to honor your old man first. ”
"Get out!" I picked up the purple robbery and hit Chen Jun in the back, and he put on a "grimace" and swooped into the ghost chess.
"Boss, in fact, tonight I will gain more than Brother Chen Jun and Sister Qiqing." The big snot ghost stood aside with an unfathomable look.
"Oh?" I asked curiously, "What's the catch, tell me about it?" ”
"Gouged out the nostrils of a thousand and thirty-five people." The big snot ghost waved his hands, and all kinds of nasal feces appeared all over the ground, some of which were even connected with nose hair.
I hadn't digested my overnight meal, and I was about to vomit instantly, and I kept comforting myself in my heart, "This is a mud ball, this is a mud ball." ”
The big snot ghost squatted down, picked up a small irregular white and black particle, put it in his mouth, and smacked his tongue: "Well, Nongfu Spring, it's a little salty." ”
I threw myself out of bed, "Get out of my sight and eat, please!" ”
"Good drop, good drop." The big snot shook his arm, and the boogers disappeared all over the floor, and he asked, "Boss, do you really not eat it?" They are strategic materials, you know, in ancient times, when there was no salt in some military camps, my predecessors in the big snot ghost took a righteous shot, and when the man stir-fried vegetables, he put the nose feces that he usually collected and dug into it to stir-fry, and the soldiers and generals were curious about why there was a salty taste suddenly, thinking that God had appeared, and the morale was instantly bursting, and finally won the battle in a desperate situation. ”
After talking endlessly, he begged: "Boss, don't tell outsiders about the deeds of my predecessors. No way, who made me big snots always do good deeds without leaving a name. ”
I touched my forehead, I felt the urge to strangle him to death, I wanted to cry without tears and said: "Big Snot, don't talk about these old things, from now on, don't disturb me to make ghost chess for you!" ”
"Yes!" Big Snot-kun moved to the door.
I pushed open the door, went to Ning Shuying's room to borrow a cold iron flying knife, ran back to mobilize the true yuan, cut a piece of yellow sunken wood, and sharpened it for nearly twenty minutes, the outline was no different from a chess piece.
The chess pieces of the earth ghosts are all soldiers, and the heavenly ghosts are cannons, cars, and horses, I turned the page of the "Ghost Daofu Codex", pressed the small magic circle, held the cold iron flying knife, and carved the traditional "car" character stroke by stroke.
After receiving the last stroke, I took the flying knife to break my thumb, squeezed out the blood and dripped into the dents, and gradually covered the entire "car" word, I lifted the true yuan and roared in a deep voice: "All ghosts are surrendered to me, as soon as the ghost chess comes out, who will compete!" ”
The blood lit up and seeped into the yellow sinking wood chess piece.
I was almost paralyzed and collapsed in front of the bed, making a heavenly ghost chess piece, it was really tiring. I picked up the bucket, unscrewed the lid, and drank the spring clean. But that's not all, Chen Jun asked to let the space in the two chess pieces communicate before, I finished reading the record about the ghost chess, and took the cold iron flying knife to poke the middle fingers of both hands respectively, held down the heavenly ghost chess pieces on the left, and held the ground ghost chess pieces on the right, recited a mantra, and it was done!
I exhaled, "Big Snot, come in." ”
At this time, Chen Jun jumped out, and he said in horror: "Oh my God, boss, there has been an earthquake in the space inside the chess, and a big hole has appeared in it. ”
"Damn, it's not like you're going to get through? That's the passage I opened for you! ”
"Wow, that's great, big snot-kun, see you later!" Chen Jun returned to the Ghost Move.
I threw the newly made Heavenly Ghost chess piece to the Big Snot, "Don't chew it, swallow it directly." ”
The big snot ghost obediently finished eating, and his ghost body gradually disappeared, and only the ghost chess was left on the ground. I wrapped them together and put them away, turned my head upside down and continued to sleep.
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The next morning, I was awakened by a sharp knock on the door, which shook and tended to crumble.
"Who?" I opened my eyes and asked.
Xu Huayan kicked the door open, and she asked murderously, "Where is the big snot?" ”
"What are you looking for him?" I was puzzled.
"Uncle Jiang was stuck in a wheelchair and couldn't move, and the wheelchair couldn't work. Such a sticky thing, it must have been done by the big snot, hand him over! ”
"Little sister Huayan, don't be so fierce. Isn't Dr. Jiang a great celestial? It's good to mobilize the true yuan to break the snot. "The corners of my eyes twitched, did they really do that? It's too ruthless!
"That sticky snot is not a ghost power illusion, it is a real ......" Xu Huayan wanted to speak and stopped, she gritted her teeth anxiously, "I can indeed forcibly leave the wheelchair, but a big hole will be torn in the back of my pants." Not only that, the two wheels of the wheelchair were glued so that they couldn't turn, but Zhen Yuanqiang couldn't get the snot to disappear. ”
"This living treasure is indeed excessive!"
I picked up the ghost chess and followed Xu Huayan to Jiang Wuliu's room, looking at him with depressed eyes, I wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and cleared my throat: "Dr. Jiang, don't worry, I'll get the big snot ghost out!" ”