Chapter Twenty-Seven: One of the Four Great Evil Arts—PS
"Uh...... Who are you? Lu Ling was stunned for a moment. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"My name is Zhao Xiaolei!" Said the girl opposite.
"You...... Are you Zhao Xiaolei? Belch...... Is there a mistake? Lu Ling said that he was very embarrassed, because the girl sitting opposite him at this time was only one meter and five meters tall, but the width was not small, and the face looked like a dwarf craftsman without a beard, and she was dressed quite gorgeously, one red and one green, carrying an LV bag in her hand, and I don't know if it was a real thing or a fake - what, Lu Ling is not the kind of person who judges people by their appearance, let alone the appearance party, but this girl is clearly two people from the photo I saw before!
"Okay......" Lu Ling instantly understood, that photo was 99.9999% likely to be P, and he was tricked.
It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that the plastic surgery of the stick country, the makeup of the island country, the ladyboys of Thailand and the PS of our Greater China all have the magical ability to hide from the sky and cross the sea Li Dai Taozhuang, which can confuse the line of sight and create an illusion, and then give a fatal blow to the man with an erotic mind in the chaos, known as the four evil arts.
And now, one of the four evil arts appeared in front of his eyes, and he was stupidly beaten, Lu Ling felt very congested, why does the prostate hurt so much?
Zhao Xiaolei looked indifferent, sat down and raised her hand and snapped her fingers: "waiter!" ”
The waiter who had been waiting impatiently next to him came over: "Miss, do you want to order?" ”
With that, he handed over the menu.
Zhao Xiaolei looked like an old Jianghu, ordering food was called a smooth, and she ordered eight in a row, and she specially ordered expensive ones, and she also asked for a bottle of red wine, she finished ordering, and seemed to think of such a person as Lu Ling, and asked, "Do you think you want to order something more?" ”
"Enough is enough......"
"What's wrong with you? Under the weather? ”
"I didn't ...... It's nothing, I'm just a little sick in my heart! Lu Ling clutched his chest, his face full of sadness. Alas, I didn't notice it for a while, but today I was unlucky, and I was planted in a pit.
"Oh, you have to treat your heart as soon as possible, you can't be sloppy with this disease." Zhao Xiaolei put her donkey bag aside: "While the food hasn't come up yet, let's talk about something serious, I see that you are not young, don't talk about anything, talk about the conditions, if it works, let's get along, if not, pull it down quickly, and don't delay anyone." ”
"Okay"
Lu Ling nodded in his heart, from the time he entered the door to the present, this Zhao Xiaolei finally said a word.
But before he could say anything, he heard Zhao Xiaolei ask, "How tall are you?" ”
"Barefoot measures 1.75 meters!"
"Shorter!" Zhao Xiaolei said very sincerely: "Now men who are less than 1.8 meters are second-class disabilities, so it's not easy to find a partner." ”
“…… What the hell am I going to eat with you if I have a partner? Besides, even if I'm 1.75 meters short, it's enough to be 1.5 meters like you! Lu Ling's heart was crooked.
"What about weight?"
"One hundred and thirty-five, just weighed in the morning."
"This one is okay." Zhao Xiaolei nodded and continued to ask, "Is there a room?" ”
"Is it okay to live with your parents?"
"Is that nothing?" Zhao Xiaolei's face was obviously displeased: "Then can you buy it before you get married?" Downtown, one hundred and two or more, the kind of full payment. ”
"This ...... Truth be told, enough choking! ”
"Do you have a car?"
"This one has, a Wuling Light."
"The one parked outside?"
"Hmm!"
"It's pretty broken...... Zhao Xiaolei shook her head: "By the way, I heard that you opened your own company?" What are you doing? What about the income? ”
"Barely deal with it, enough to eat and drink......"
"Oh!"
After all the questions were asked, and the meals began to be served one after another, Zhao Xiaolei temporarily suspended this conversation, she asked the waiter to open the red wine, poured half a glass, and said while shaking it in a very stylish manner: "Lu Ling, then let me tell you the truth, your conditions are too poor, not very suitable for me, so it is basically impossible for the two of us, but we can be friends in the future, come, for the sake of friendship, do one." ”
Lu Ling felt aggrieved in his heart, to be honest, he didn't take a fancy to this Zhao Xiaolei, according to his thoughts, he should have rejected this girl instead of the girl rejecting him, because no matter what aspect he looked at, Lu Ling felt that his score was higher than Zhao Xiaolei, and it was not a little high, after touching a cup, Lu Ling asked, "Can I listen to what your mate selection criteria are?" I don't mean anything else.,I've been in contact with few girls.,Listen to your standards.,I also have a direction to work towards in the future, right? ”
"Okay, then I'll tell you, if you have the right one, you can also introduce me to you, and I'll get your favor."
Zhao Xiaolei did not shy away from it, poured herself another glass of red wine and drank it all, and then said: "What about the height, to be more than 1.8 meters, unmarried, it is best to have no love experience before, between the ages of twenty-five and thirty-five, have a formal occupation, an annual income of more than 300,000 yuan, preferably a civil servant, look pleasing to the eye, there can be no younger brothers and sisters at home, otherwise it will be too troublesome in the future, there must be a house near the city center, there can be no loan, there is a car of more than 200,000 yuan, as for after marriage, my name must be written on the real estate certificate." , The salary is in my charge, of course, I don't spend it indiscriminately, I save, I now have an income of more than 3,000 yuan a month, which should be enough for daily living expenses, oh...... Also, I must be able to accept and understand my previous emotional experience, I can't ask what I shouldn't ask, I need to have my own space and life, and if I have two children in the future, one of them will have my surname, this is not what I asked, it was my father's idea, my grandson has the surname of someone else, and he can't get close......"
Lu Ling blinked, feeling as if he was listening to a myth.
Really? Is this really your criteria for choosing a mate?
Yes, as a normal person, we can have ideals and pursuits, but we must also be in line with reality, it can't be too outrageous, right?
The kind of man you are talking about, what do you want, why are you looking for you? Is he fed or does he want to take revenge on the world?
Lu Ling originally wanted to leave after eating this meal, and never contacted this Zhao Xiaolei anymore.
What are the people of the world who are not in the same world at all?
But now...... He especially wanted to ask Zhao Xiaolei for a contact information, and then told Zhao Xiaolei that when she could really find such a wishful husband to marry in the future, tell herself that even if she was busy, she would definitely go to her wedding at that time.
Then ask the groom to his face, "Hey, buddy, when did you become blind?" ”