Chapter Twenty-Six: Embarrassment

"What are you crying about, this kid is really not worrying. Pen~Fun~ Secretary Fan www.biquge.info Ge, go and ask the old lady to come and show the little master. Master Pei said that Mother Pei said to Secretary Fan next to him.

After Secretary Fan received the order, he immediately rushed back to invite the old lady.

"Come with me and see that stinky boy." Master Pei said to Pei's mother.

Pei's mother stopped and sniffled, and followed Master Pei to Pei Yuntian's luxurious ward under the leadership of the dean. Pei Yuntian saw that his son and mother were coming.

Immediately burst into tears, shouting, "Dad, Mom! It hurts me to death~! Woo woo woo~! ”

Pei's mother saw Pei Yuntian crying and making a fuss, and her heart was about to break, so she hurriedly ran over, hugged Pei Yuntian and kept comforting: "Son, don't cry, your father has already invited the old lady, I believe you will be cured, good, don't cry~!." ”

Listening to Pei's mother's comfort, Pei Yuntian stopped crying, snuggled in his mother's arms, and sniffled. Pei's mother hugged her son tightly in distress. Looking at this scene, Master Pei said angrily: "Look at what you spoil your son like, Yuntian, tell me what trouble you have caused again." ”

Pei Yuntian didn't say anything, Master Pei looked at him like this, guessed eight or nine, and said sternly: "Did you fall in love with which little girl was kicked after what happened to others?" ”

Pei's mother also guessed about the same, and kept blaming her son for messing with flowers and grass everywhere. Pei Yuntian looked at this situation, so he had to bow his head and admit it, and the angry Master Pei scolded the evil obstacles.

Just when Master Pei was educating Pei Yuntian, a voice suddenly came from the door: "Xiaotian, don't say it, it's almost enough." ”

When Master Pei heard this, he immediately turned around and said, "Dad, you're here." ”

"Well, Yuntian, you must know that you are the most potential newcomer in my vein, and your other brothers are not as talented as yours. Therefore, you have to devote all your mind to cultivation, and don't indulge in the women's country all day long. You must know that a woman is just adjusting to the boring cultivation life, and it will not bring any practical benefits to your cultivation. "Old lady Pei educates Pei Yuntiandao.

"Got it, grandpa, I will definitely spend my mind on cultivation in the future. But may I make a small request? Pei Yuntian said in a low voice.

Before Old Lady Pei could speak, Master Pei scolded: "You are a wicked obstacle! I didn't teach you a good lesson, I already burned high incense, and now I still want to make a request, it's really an inch!. ”

Before Master Pei finished speaking, he was interrupted by Old Lady Pei: "Xiaotian, don't be verbose, listen to Yuntian." ”

Master Pei was speechless for a while, unable to speak. Pei Yuntian was very happy in his heart, but he still said cautiously on the surface: "Grandpa, I don't want to go to school anymore, and... And I'm going to keep two female slaves in captivity for me to use as a seasoning agent after my cultivation, I wonder if grandpa can agree? ”

"Stinky boy, it's all scrapped and still thinking about this, you see I won't kill you!" Master Pei said angrily, and then he was about to reach out to hit Pei Yuntian.

Looking at the slap that was about to fall on his body, Pei Yuntian hid behind Pei's mother regardless of his image and shouted: "Mom! Grandfather! Help me~! ”

"Stop!" Old lady Pei shouted, and Master Pei's movements immediately stopped, like a robot with the power turned off, and his expression was very funny.

"Yuntian, as long as you can cultivate well, grandpa, I will not only cure your life, but also agree to your request. Not to mention two female slaves, even two hundred. But there is only one premise, you have to cultivate hard wholeheartedly, and don't let down the intermediate realm of cultivators that you have reached before you are twenty years old. Old lady Pei said earnestly.

And Master Pei took the opportunity to silently put away his hand, and his flushed face immediately returned to normal.

Pei Yuntian was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, what Grandpa said is." Then grandpa will come and treat me, and when I am cured, I will go back to cultivation now. ”

"Hahahaha, this is my good grandson~! Don't worry, grandpa, come and see it now. Old lady Pei was overjoyed, and then came to Pei Yuntian's side and grabbed Pei Yuntian's hand to take the pulse.

After a while, Old Lady Pei frowned and said, "The meridians have been broken and have been abolished, unless." ”

Pei Yuntian was anxious when he heard this, how could he find flowers and ask Liu in the future, how could he pass on the ancestry? He hurriedly asked, "Grandpa, unless what?" Can it still be cured? ”

"Good grandson, it's not that grandpa can't heal, it's just that he must be healed if he wants to. You have to use a very vicious method, it's too harmful! "Old lady Pei is embarrassed.

When Master Pei heard this, his expression became solemn, and he said, "Father, is that the method?" ”

Old Lady Pei sighed and nodded, and Master Pei's face immediately changed.

Pei Yuntian heard it in the fog, and said urgently: "Dad! Grandfather! How? Tell me about it! ”

Old Lady Pei pondered for a moment, and said slowly: "This method requires nine hundred and eighty-one men's yang qi to be refined into a pure yang pill, and then the powerhouses above the palace king level will be blessed with medicinal properties to help impact the broken meridians, which can not only restore the meridians, but also make your lifeline stronger than before." ”

When Pei Yuntian heard this, he asked, "Grandpa, how do you get this male's yang energy?" ”

"Men who need to be healthy and have no serious illnesses need to cut eggs and refine qi, which means that once they want to refine, there will be eighty-one men who will no longer have the ability to reproduce!" Old lady Pei sighed.

Pei Yuntian and Pei Mu all turned dark when they heard this, and Pei Mu cried directly.

Pei Yuntian was uncertain, and said ruthlessly: "Isn't it the egg of eighty-one men!" It's not that he wants his life, what's wrong with it? If you don't dare to do it, I dare to do it! ”

When Master Pei heard this, he directly slapped Pei Yuntian's face, and said angrily: "You bastard thing!" Isn't it hurtful? Does human life have to be considered a crime? You see, I'm not going to kill you today! After speaking, a few big ears scraped his face, and directly beat Pei Yuntian into a pig's head, so painful that Pei Yuntian cried and called his mother, and hurriedly hid behind Pei's mother, Pei's mother also protected Pei Yuntian behind her like a hen protecting a chicken, and even begged Master Pei to let go of his son, so angry that Master Pei jumped to his feet, and the chickens and dogs jumped in the ward.

"Alright, have you had enough trouble? I have a plan to get the best of both worlds. Old lady Pei stood there and thought for a long time, and suddenly said.

As soon as the words fell, the ward suddenly fell silent, Pei Yuntian stretched out his head and asked, "Grandpa, what can you do?" ”

"Have you ever heard of the Yin-Yang Man?" Old lady Pei asked.

"Grandpa, are you talking about Thai ladyboys?" Pei Yuntian asked curiously.

"What's a Thai ladyboy?" Old Lady Pei asked strangely.

"Oh, in Thailand, many poor people turn their boys into yin-yang people and go to perform shows to earn money, and these yin-yang people in Thailand are very famous in the world, so they are named Thai ladyboys. And now many men around the world, including China, have surgery to become women! Pei Yuntian explained as if he understood everything.

"Oh? Is there anyone else willing to be a yin and yang person or even a woman? What's wrong with the world? Since there are men who are willing to become women, it is simple, and using money to buy their eggs is not only willing, but also will not hurt nature. Old lady Pei said helplessly.

"Oh yes! My JJ is finally saved! Pei Yuntian yelled regardless of the image, uh, he has become a pig's head, and he doesn't need an image~!

When Master Pei heard this, he was also relieved, and hurriedly instructed his subordinates: "A few of you will immediately go to various hospitals in Province J and even all over the country to collect eighty-one male eggs, and I will give you three days, if it is not completed, I will clean up the bed and get out!" ”

His subordinates sweated profusely, nodded yes, and immediately set off to collect the eggs.

Pei Yuntian said happily to Master Pei: "Dad, you see that I have fallen, can I be discharged from the hospital and go home?" It's hard to stay here! And I've already done what you asked me to do! ”

"Oh! It's true? It's really my good son, when will I take it? Master Pei was overjoyed when he heard this, and praised him.

"I've asked my secretary to accept it tonight, and I guess you can sit in the office chair of the chairman of the Soviet-style group tomorrow, hahaha." Pei Yuntian laughed.

"Well, yes, you've done a good job, and when you've cured your life, I'll reward you with ten top Russian stunning Yanmars, son, how about it? Your dad hasn't even enjoyed it yet! Hey! Master Pei leaned into Pei Yuntian's ear and said treacherously.

Pei Yuntian and his Lao Tzu have a common hobby, that is, women, speaking of playing women, Pei Yuntian knows that he is not as good as his father now, in line with the goal of playing women has not yet caught up with his father, and Xiao Pei still needs to work hard, Pei Yuntian has been playing very hard outside, but Pei's father is too awesome, and Xiao Pei is also sighing. The father and son not only like the appearance of women, but also like different countries and different races, which is very clear to the father and son, so every time Pei Yuntian plays with women outside and breaks into the trouble, Master Pei turns a blind eye, and every time he tacitly helps Pei Yuntian clean up the mess, over time, Pei Yuntian is obedient to his father, even if his father beats him into a pig's head today.

Pei Yuntian was so happy when he heard this, he leaned into Master Pei's ear and whispered: "Dad, how can such a good son swallow it alone?" I only need five sons, I know that my father likes white beauties more than yellow beauties, so how about such a good girl, our father and son are half of each other? ”

"Hehe, my good son understands me, but you did help me a lot this time, so how about I leave the aristocratic life to you to take care of? How about all the turnover as your living expenses? Master Pei said hesitantly.

"Deal! I knew that my dad loved me the most, but today my face was swollen by you, and you have to help me heal! I can't live without a look for a moment. Pei Yuntian said treacherously.

(To be continued)