Qingyun County Public Security Bureau, detention room. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Gu Yan leaned against the wall boredly, flipping through the martial arts classics.

In Gu Yan's opinion, this kind of behavior is simply a kind of torture.

Take the eighteen palms of the dragon as an example, the power of the eighteen palms of the dragon descending recorded in this classic book is strong, but there are no friends, and his own fighting stars cannot be compared.

But why can't I practice it myself!

Don't watch it, it's boring! Look, greedy! That's where the torture comes in.

Otherwise, I will follow suit and engrave the secret book in this prison. If any descendants come here, it will be regarded as their own preaching and teaching.

However, people let me do it with internal strength to carve the heart method on the iron plate bed.

If you were yourself, you wouldn't have to fold your fingers?

Maybe my fingers are gone, maybe I can write a bloody book.

"What's the host worried about?" The sound of the system sounded.

"I'm annoying, there are so many martial arts in front of me, but none of them favor me!"

"Don't worry, host, as long as you complete the task, sooner or later it will be you who turn over their cards!"

I'll go? Is the system so smart now? Even the flop knows.

Gu Yan pursed his lips and said, "That's right, but I now have the Dou Zhuan Star in my hand, and I have already blocked the God of Killing." ”

"The host is still too naïve!" The system poured another basin of cold water, and said: "There is also a limit to the movement of the stars, and it first needs my judgment before the host can be allowed to use it." Secondly, it is not possible to turn everything when the stars are shifted, and now the host is a weak chicken. If you encounter a strong person, if you forcibly use it, it will destroy the body and cause the system score to decline. ”

"I'll wipe it, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Gu Yan shouted dissatisfied.

"The host didn't ask!" The system innocently said: "Moreover, next time the host must not use the Douzhuan Star to pretend to be forced!" ”

"Why?"

"Because...... Invisible pretending, the most deadly! ”

"Poof......

Gu Yan spurted out a mouthful of old blood, this system really understands everything, and learns from others!

"Host, I told you to be careful. Why don't you listen? ”

After small talk, the system began to question Gu Yanlai.

"No, do you know how to foreshadow things before you talk about business now? Your system is so high-end, is it upgraded to the flagship version? It seems that the urban routine is deep, so let's go back to the countryside! Gu Yan said with a smile.

"The rural roads are too slippery, and the routines are complicated. Ask the host to answer head-on! ”

“……”

What else can Gu Yan say and write at this time? A dress with a capital letter!

"This ......" Gu Yan thought for a while and said, "Actually, I have already dealt with it very carefully. I've never been so calm after a killing. ”

"I know that, the host has never killed anyone!"

The system pierces the valley rock mercilessly.

"This is the domain that you machines don't understand." Gu Yan looked like a person who had come over, and said: "There is a kind of thing in human beings, which is called human accidents!" ”

"All I know is 'Lover's Story!' ”

"This is good, this is good, let's talk about it!"

Gu Yan changed his comfortable posture and urged.

"Please don't diverge the subject. What kind of personal accident has to do with this case? ”

"Uh...... This so-called human accident means that if someone deliberately tries to frame me, no matter how careful I am, I will appear in this detention cell sooner or later. ”

Gu Yan is really fair this time.

“so？ That's why you chose to hang up? ”

"Someone! I'm CAO, the system is fine! Someone cares about it, but no one cares! ”

Gu Yan felt that he had been completely crushed by the system in all aspects, and he was completely defeated!

"Ask the host to answer the question head-on!" The system urged.

"What else can I say about this?" Gu Yan scratched his head and said, "Do I want to say that even if I don't hang up, my side will also have a rhythm of twenty throws?" ”

The host says this, and the system understands. Since the host is well-reasoned, the system is deeply sympathetic to the host's plight, and gives alms: Strongman. One! ”

“……”

Gu Yan, who vomited blood and died, said weakly: "System, I thank you for your eight-lifetime ancestor, but you must tell me, what the is this strong pill?" I'm alone in this cell, do you want me to just shoot me to death? ”

"The host doesn't have to be presumptuous!"

"Who the is arrogant, why are you still scolding!"

Gu Yan's humanity has completely collapsed.

"The host will be using it soon!"

"Coming soon? In other words, it really made me jerk myself to death, didn't I? ”

"Pyramid schemers?"

Suddenly, an elf-like voice came from outside the detention room.

"Is it Biling's voice?"

Thinking of this, Gu Yan showed an evil smile slightly. Said: "System, how do you eat this strong pill?" ”

"Mental take."

"Can I eat it now?"

"The host is hungry?"

"I'm not eating it!"

After speaking, Gu Yan simply ignored the system.

Because a quirky ponytail Lori has come to the door of the detention room.

"Biling? How can you get in here? Gu Yan asked suspiciously.

"Of course there is a routine!" Bi Ling said happily.

"Then why did you come to me? Is there progress on the case? ”

"We're not good friends! Good friend, I should come in and have a look, shouldn't I? ”

"Now that everyone treats me as a broomstick, try to stay away from me, how stupid are you to come and make friends with me?"

Gu Yan was absolutely sincere in this sentence, and he was also afraid of dragging Biling down.

After all, I can feel it, Bi Ling really regards Gu Yan as a friend.

"Someone else is someone else, I'm me!" Bi Ling said happily: "Also, this is Uncle Wang's own wife cake!" Let me bring you a few pieces, especially delicious! ”

With that, Bi Ling handed in a box of cakes from outside the door.

Gu Yan looked at this cake box quietly, as if there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.

"Uncle Wang, make it yourself, old, mother-in-law, cake. Then, give me, bring a few pieces. What the hell? Gu Yan said word by word.

"Regardless of the name, it's really delicious. I've eaten several pieces on the way! Bi Ling said without hesitation.

Opening the package, Gu Yan looked at the crispy cakes wrapped in oiled paper, and had an indescribable taste in his heart.

Gently biting a piece, a bite of sweetness with a hint of jasmine fragrance made Gu Yan speechless, anyway, it must be better than the strong pill.

"How? Isn't it delicious? ”

"Hmmm! It's really delicious! Gu Yan ate two or three pieces in succession, and said, "I didn't expect that the uncle's heart was quite fine, and he would make a high point." ”

"And this pot is the uncle's own tiger bone wine, let me bring you some."

Bi Ling handed in an old-fashioned military kettle from outside the door.

Unscrewed the lid, and the detention room was filled with the smell of alcohol.

"This tiger bone wine and western cakes don't seem to go well! Are you sure Uncle Wang did it? Gu Yanhu looked at Bi Ling outside the door suspiciously.

"Yes...... Yes! Bi Ling had a debunked expression and squeaked, "Excuse me...... What's wrong? ”

"Nope! What you said was very nice! ”