Chapter 82: Unlucky George
"Don't mention it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 With a look of remorse, George leaned against the back of the car and said with a sad face.
It all started with George having a fight with his girlfriend. The last time George and Ye Chen traveled in Norway, he once met a foreign girl, and the two traveled to Northern Europe together, and the indescribable sweetness in the middle. Later, after returning to China, George put the matter aside, thinking that the two would never cross paths again.
Who would have thought that this morning suddenly received a call from that beautiful woman, saying that she had arrived in Liverpool and wanted to meet George. So George hid from Jenny and secretly ran to the airport.
After the two met, they immediately aroused a thunderstorm, and George, who was dazed for a while, took her to find a hotel. After some clouds and rain, the two walked out of the hotel with each other in their arms.
In fact, as long as this woman leaves Liverpool, there will be no problem. But knowing that George was so unlucky, he was touched by Jenny who was shopping. Jenny, who has a sensitive temperament, immediately burst into tears, and said that she was going to break up with George, so she slapped George and left.
And in order to catch the plane, the beautiful woman directly left George and disappeared. Depressed, George lit a cigarette and sat on the side of the road, not knowing what to do.
"And how did you get here?" Ye Chen stopped for a long time and didn't know what he was talking about.
"Don't interject, it's about to happen." George complained.
George, who was sitting on the side of the road, suddenly stopped in front of him with a pink Ferrari. A beautiful woman wearing a tight petticoat and black stockings wrapped around her legs walked down from above, and then looked at her face, smooth as jade, with slender eyebrows and a sakura mouth and nose, without a trace of defects.
With a cigarette in his fingers, George stared blankly at the beauty and watched her walk over step by step.
"Are you Mr. John?"
"It can be!" George replied stunned.
The beauty paused and pulled the car door, "Mr. John, please get in the car." ”
George didn't know what to think, so he took a puff of his cigarette, threw it on the ground, and stood up. He lifted his pants and got into the sports car.
The female owner turned to the cab and drove away, and a man dressed very similarly to George walked out into the street, tiptoed to look around, lit a cigarette and leaned against the wall.
The sports car was speeding away, and George sat next to the female owner, stunned and didn't know what to say, and didn't know why he suddenly felt very nervous.
"Beauty, what do you call it?" After waiting for a long time, George finally spoke.
Hearing George ask this, the other party frowned and replied, "My name is Jessica, have you forgotten Mr. John?" ”
"Oh, no, I was a little sleepy, a little confused." George hurriedly interrupted, but did not dare to speak again.
Looking at Jessica again, she turned the steering wheel, turned the car and drove south, and in a short time it drove out of Liverpool City.
The car stopped on the edge of a field, and George was even more nervous at this time, when he suddenly heard a delicate voice on the side: "Mr. John, can you close your eyes?" There's a little gift for you. ”
Hearing this, George was overjoyed, is he going to take peach blossom luck today? Hurry up and close your eyes and wait for the surprise that is coming.
After waiting for a while, there was no movement, and then I heard the next person say, "Open your eyes." ”
When he opened his eyes again, George saw Jessica in the main frame holding a small black vial in her hand, like a small flashlight, with the words "Riot Self-Defense Jet" on it.
"I'll rub it." Before George could react, the jet was pressed on the other side.
A pungent smell of gas sprayed towards George, but fortunately George subconsciously closed his eyes, but as soon as the gas touched his skin, he felt an itchy burning pain.
Then the temperature followed George's breath into his throat, as if someone had punched him in the nose, and George felt that his nose was not his own, and he was violently sore. I also felt dry and tearing in my throat, and I couldn't help but start coughing.
To make matters worse, the gas seemed to penetrate the eyelids, and even the eyes felt hot, and tears continued to flow down the cheeks. I saw that George's face was like opening a dye shop, with tears, snot and saliva flowing wildly, and he couldn't control himself at all.
Jessica got out of the car, got into the passenger seat, pulled George down, and threw him on the ground.
"Stinky rascal, dare to lie to me." While scolding, he kicked George a few times, and then took off all his clothes, leaving only underwear.
"You're going to leave me naked here." However, Jessica didn't take all of George's things, taking the keys, cell phone, and purse out of her clothes and throwing them on the ground. Turn around and get in the car and walk away.
George was left alone lying on the ground and moaning, the stinging pain on his face did not subside for a long time, and the painful George rolled on the ground incessantly.
It took about an hour for the stinging pain on George's face to subside and he was able to control his body. Wiped the dirt off his face with his hand, then wiped it on the ground, and George noticed his surroundings.
Towards evening, the sky was a little dark, surrounded by an endless meadow forest, and I didn't know if there were any passers-by. A small breeze blew, and George curled up on the ground, his hands on his shoulders.
It's a shame that the other party didn't take his mobile phone away, otherwise he would have to walk back to Liverpool naked. broadcast his girlfriend's phone several times, but Jenny didn't answer it, and hung up his phone directly. In desperation, I could only think of Ye Chen for help, hoping that he could come here to pick him up.
"Hahahaha!" Ye Chen couldn't help but laugh after listening to George's explanation, there was really no way to describe George's current miserable situation. "Let you be merry everywhere, this time it's unlucky."
"Alas, I don't dare anymore." George didn't have the face to refute, wrapped his coat tightly, leaned back in the back seat and didn't squeak.
Returning to Leopold Road, Jenny came out of the apartment, and she was still angry, when she suddenly saw George covered in injuries and bare. also took care of fighting with him, and quickly took him in.
"Jenny, George met a gangster on the road and beat him up, and I happened to bump into him, you hurry up and take him to the hospital to have a look." Ye Chen didn't tell Jenny the truth, believing that George would be able to get along with his girlfriend well after this incident, so why should he tell other people's ugly things again.
Sure enough, after hearing Ye Chen's words, Jenny couldn't care about being angry anymore, and helped George back to the apartment.
"Brother Chen, you won't be like George in the future, will you?" Yuan Yuan asked him playfully on the side.
I don't dare to do that, Ye Chen thought to himself. As far as Cui Yuanyuan's combat power is concerned, if she is angry, Ye Chen is estimated to not be alive.
"How is that possible, I just want to be with Yuanyuan." Ye Chen naturally didn't say what was in his heart, he hugged Yuanyuan with both hands and said intimately in her ear. "Why is it so hard for us to go on a date, and we are always disturbed. Let's go home and see how Parker is doing. ”