Oh my God, this is the alloy Dading just made by the Shangdu Metallurgical Bureau, how could it suddenly crack?

Several people behind her were taken aback, and they couldn't help but exclaim, attracting more people's attention. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Ah, Lord Chenghuang, did I provoke you?" Ouyang Xiu didn't expect such a strange scene to happen, making her instantly think that the gods must be angry.

This is the patron saint of Shangdu, the lord of a city, once she annoys people, she will obviously be blamed, and even her family will be implicated.

In a hurry, she couldn't help but kowtow again, trying to beg for the other party's forgiveness: "Lord Chenghuang, no matter what I did wrong, please don't implicate my family, if you have any questions, you can come to me directly." ”

Click~

Now it's okay, even the brand-new statue of the City God has a slight crack on its body!

"Girl, don't worship, the city god can't stand your kneeling!" An old man next to him shouted in horror, pleading with her as he spoke.

Ah, what the hell is going on?

She hurriedly stood up, retreated to the corner of the wall, completely confused, and said that sincere prayer can be blessed by the gods. But why did she have the opposite effect, could it be that she was a natural disaster star, and even the gods didn't dare to bless her?

By the way, let's ask that person quickly!

Ouyang Xiu trotted out of the City God Temple, hid in a corner, took out his mobile phone with trembling fingers, and dialed the number.

After listening to her story, a crying and laughing voice came from the opposite side: "Ouyang Xiu, you almost killed a god." You have strong luck, the future will not be ordinary, don't worship God in the future, your kneeling will make the gods die. ”

"Woo, I don't know, he's ...... Is the god alright? Ouyang Xiu's tears flowed down suddenly when he heard this.

People worship gods can make gods stronger, and she almost killed a god, so that her tears flowed all at once.

"Alas, don't cry, Chenghuang is not dead yet, but he is seriously injured, and he will be fine in a few days."

"That's good, that's good, I'm really sorry." She wiped the corners of her eyes and breathed a sigh of relief.

If a god dies because of her prostration, then her sin is great.

……

"Hey, Momo, why are you running so far?"

When Su Mo just put away his mobile phone, Bai Xiaocai's voice had already come from a distance, and he reluctantly put down the matter of the city god boy for the time being, and walked towards them.

"Hey, you kid got a red-haired puppy from there?" Bai Xiaocai looked at him in amazement as he was nibbling on squid skewers in his arms.

Xia Yao shouted in surprise: "Wow, it's so cute!" ”

But no, Dudu's red hair sparkled in the light, and her ruby eyes were even more beautiful and extraordinary, conquering this girl who likes small pets at once.

"It's called Dudu, and it's kind of a friend of mine...... Home. Su Mo thought about it and added the last two words, not planning to tell them the truth, after all, youkai are still very unpopular with humans.

"Let's go, I've already bought tickets for the magic show, it's about to start, hurry up!"

Bai Xiaocai was not interested in this, he waved his hand with a few chapter tickets in his hand, and his face was full of expectation.

"Now that we've arrived, let's go." Su Mo looked around, smiled and greeted Liu Nianwei who was following him.

In this way, the five of them and an uninvited red-haired puppy walked towards a large tent not far away.

There was already a long queue at the door of the tent, and the five of them waited patiently for a while, and finally it was their turn to enter.

After passing through the rudimentary curtain, the scene in the tent suddenly caught their sight.

Not to mention, this tent is only the size of two rooms from the outside, but when you really enter, it looks very wide, and it is not much larger than the area of a school classroom.

On the side there is a ten-square-meter high platform, surrounded by a dark red curtain, and the performance has not yet officially begun.

Dozens of chairs were densely arranged, and they were already full, and some people were talking about each other.

Su Mo knew from their discussion that this magic show was extremely successful, and many of the people present were already entering for the second or even third time.

I just don't know how wonderful it is, so he can't help but look forward to it.

Boom~

A man struck a gong and drum in front of the stage, and the curtain opened, revealing the magician himself standing on the stage.

"Hey, how could it be him!" Su Mo waited for his eyes and couldn't help blurting out.

I saw a man in white standing on the stage, but unfortunately one eye was blindfolded, and there was a hideous scar on his face.

It doesn't make it look ugly, but it has a different kind of rough and wild beauty, like a knight or more accurately a pirate who has conquered the world, and his eyes are full of unbeatable pride.

It was Aunt Bai's general, Tengu!

"Hey, Momo, you know him?" Bai Xiaocai came over curiously.

"This guy is said to be a magician who has just debuted, and I haven't inquired for a long time, and it seems that today is his first performance. I didn't expect you kid to know him, tell me what his origin is? ”

A big monster that claims to be able to swallow the sun.

Ahem, of course he wouldn't explain it so directly, but made up a reason at random: "It's nothing, I used to have a relationship when I went out in the past, and this person is still quite good." ”

He remembered that time when the other party drank with His Royal Highness the cat, and when he was drunk, he took him as his mother's bell, hugged his thigh and cried and laughed, and called himself a loyal dog...... This is definitely the black history of the other party!

"Cut, that's all." Bai Xiaocai pursed his lips and suddenly became uninterested.

At this time, the magic show officially began, and the big monster disguised as a human cleared his throat, smiled and took off his hat and saluted, saying, "The next thing I will perform is the Great Transformation of the Living Person." ”

"It's too cheesy, let's change it!"

"That's right, I'm tired of watching it for a long time."

There was a sudden commotion in the audience, this kind of trick has been seen countless times, and they naturally want to see more strange tricks when they spend money to watch the play.

"Don't be impatient, I'm not turning people into nothing, but turning men into beautiful women." The magician replied calmly.

"Wow, there's such a thing?"

These words immediately attracted a lot of people, after all, most of the people who are doing it are men, and beautiful women are naturally very popular.

"First of all, I'll pick a random man from among you."

The magician pressed his hands weakly, but the audience was even more lively, and they all raised their hands to sign up, purely to make trouble for the other party, Su Mo actually saw Lu Shang raise his hand very calmly.

As a strong man with a height of more than 1.9 meters, are you sure you are not here to smash the field?

"Okay, it's the handsome little guy in white."

Just when he was speechless, the eyes of the people around him instantly focused on him, which made him suddenly stunned.

Well, this guy definitely wants revenge......