Lu Ling felt that he was just a beggar whose head was squeezed by the door, holding a golden rice bowl in his hand to eat, and his IQ was particularly special and insufficient. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

has Shangsheng Fan Li by his side, but he wants to sell his kidney and cornea for 100,000 yuan...... As for it? What is the difference between this and the brain-dead who is pregnant with Yuanyang Boy but is worried about the speed of five kilometers per second in the early night and goes to buy the little blue pill? Hey, hey, Fan Li was the richest man in the country and even the world back then, just take out a little business routine, and it's not a matter of minutes to make 100,000 yuan?

Thinking of this, Lu Ling's face immediately changed: "Old Fan, oh no, Fan Sage, I am indeed short of money now, at least 100,000 yuan, but I don't have a way to make money now, what is that...... Do you have any good projects? Tell me about it. ”

"The project is not available for the time being! But I can help you analyze and analyze, it shouldn't be a problem to find the most suitable way for you to make money, so ......" Fan Li said: "Let's solve Li Bai's matter first, let him be quiet, and then we will study together and strive for the fastest way for you to make money, what do you think?" ”

"Okay!" Lu Ling didn't hesitate at all, and nodded directly in agreement. Or is that sentence, compared to making money, Li Bai is a fart? It's not a mortal enemy...... Well, Fan Shengren's face must be given!

"Really?" Fan Li asked.

"Really!" Lu Ling almost patted his chest and promised: "As long as he doesn't find fault with me in the future, this matter will be over today, if you want to drink, drink whatever you want, drink casually......"

"Wait a minute!" Fan Li turned his head to the ring and said, "Brother Taibai, Xiao Lu has agreed, what about you?" ”

Li Bai's voice was very panicked: "I'm okay, since he doesn't entangle, I don't want to go against him, this matter will be revealed, and I won't mention it again in ......the future."

Fan Li said: "Okay! Brother Taibai, the gentleman is quick to say a word, and I, a peacemaker, will be a middleman, and there will be no more disputes between the two of you in the future, okay? ”

Li Bai agreed repeatedly: "Okay, as long as I am allowed to drink anything...... Zhong Ying, you dog said get up from me quickly, you are about to crush me, and that ...... What's your name? Lee Jung-kook isn't it? You and I are both surnamed Li, maybe I'm still your ancestor, you kid actually squeaked me, you are a bad descendant......"

Li Zhengguo's voice was embarrassed: "My grandmother said that my family did not have the surname Li before, and my grandfather was adopted when he was a child. ”

Then, there was the sound of beatings and the screams of Lee Jung-guk.

One person and one ghost, Li Bai can't beat Lu Ling, but there are not so many restrictions on Li Zhengguo, who is also a ghost, Li Bai is not drinking wine and is angry, and he is going crazy, Dong Zhuo is a friend in his underworld, and he is a celebrity of the previous generation, Fan Li has the respect of a merchant saint, and he can't move, so Li Bai uses Li Zhengguo, a descendant of the same surname, as a punching bag, and beats him hard...... As I said before, Li Bai has practiced, and beating a physically weak modern person like Li Zhengguo is like chopping melons and vegetables.

Fan Li sighed: "Brother Taibai, this is alcoholic mania......"

Lu Ling wondered: "Alcoholic mania? What is it? ”

"I can't hold back the wine!" Fan Li said: "Brother Taibai has been a good drinker all his life, he has long been addicted, he will go crazy if he wants to drink, and he will go crazy if he can't drink alcohol, and he will return to normal if he drinks a little wine...... So his situation is that he can't drink it, he drinks just right, and he gets mad when he drinks too much. ”

"Wine Mengzi is really difficult to serve." Lu Ling shook his head and sighed: "Okay, Old Fan, didn't he ask you to buy wine for him just now?" Then you can buy it for him, hurry up and let him drink some of it, it's not a problem to be so crazy all the time! ”

"Hmm!" Fan Li nodded, and returned to the ring to buy wine for Li Bai with a white smoke.

"Brother Taibai is calm, I'll buy you wine, don't worry......"

"Thank you so much, for your hard work, I should return double the spiritual power value."

"It's just a small thing, so why be polite? Wait a minute, I'll ...... Ah! Fan Li suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "Why can't I buy wine?" ”

Li Bai was shocked: "What's the matter?" ”

Fan Li said strangely: "Could it be that my purchase channel has also been blocked?" Wait, I'll buy something else and try it. ”

Dong Zhuo said: "Buy cigarettes!" ”

"Good!"

Then, Fan Li's voice became even stranger: "I can buy cigarettes, look, but why can't I buy wine?" Lao Dong, try it! ”

Dong Zhuo tried it: "It's strange, I can't do it either!" I can't buy it, Li Zhengguo, you try it! ”

"Me? I'll forget it...... I don't have much spiritual power...... "Li Zhengguo didn't want to buy it, Li Bai just beat him up, and now he asked him to buy wine for Li Bai, why?"

"Hurry up, don't talk nonsense!" Li Bai's voice was very sharp, and he was about to be stunned if he couldn't buy wine.

"Uh...... Well, okay! Li Zhengguo was instigated, tried to buy it, and then sighed: "I can't buy wine either." ”

"Oh my God! This is the day to die, my Li Taibai! What's the point of me being a ghost if I can't drink? O heaven, O earth, send down a bolt of lightning to kill me, let me be destroyed and leave this cruel world! ”

Li Bai began to cry again.

Lu Ling's head was buzzing: "Okay, okay, Comrade Li Bai, don't cry first?" As for what you say, is it so serious? Maybe the liquor in the underground house is gone. ”

"Impossible!" Li Bai shouted hysterically: "I just went to buy wine before I came, and I chatted with the wine seller for a while, they said that the underworld has a bumper harvest of wine this year, even if all the ghosts in the underworld drink every day, it is enough to supply for two years, it is impossible to sell it now, heaven, earth, send a lightning bolt to kill me......"

"Brother Taibai, don't be like this, hurry up, what do you look like rolling all over the ground in front of the dead ghosts of your juniors?" Dong Zhuo's voice.

"Heaven, Earth......"

Whoosh, a puff of white smoke, Fan Li came out again: "Xiao Lu, help quickly!" ”

Lu Ling spread his hands: "How can I help, I have already allowed you to help him buy wine, but you can't buy it...... I shouldn't be blamed for this! ”

"That's not what it means!" Fan Li said: "Brother Taibai is very unstable now, I'm afraid that he will really be devastated, we can't buy wine now, and I don't know what the situation is, you hurry up, take us to the underworld, and I'll go to the cash transaction to buy wine for Brother Taibai...... It's weird, there's never been a bad online payment before......"

Lu Ling sighed: "Although online shopping is convenient, it has its imperfect side after all!" ”

Fan Li asked, "Okay?" ”

Lu Ling nodded: "There is nothing wrong with this, it's just that there is a ...... thing."

"What?"

"Now I have different paths with Li Baiyin and Yang, he can't beat me, but it's different in the underworld, the contract was not signed by himself, and I didn't complete his commission, it's not binding on him, that ...... Actually, I just want to ask, what should he do if he beats me after I get to the underworld? His martial arts seem to be quite high......"