"Wait and see! The most shocking and impactful product of the continent this century is about to be released!

Everyone, do you remember anal coolness? That's right, it's the one that roars in your ass right now! This thing, which can't be described by the old man as the general agent of the festival in the mainland, has made the people of the whole continent happy, and has obtained excellent sales in the whole continent! Seventy-five percent of the continent's population, young and old, is used by 75 percent of the population!

Which chrysanthemum is stronger? Come to the festival continent to find anal shuangxiang! Sorry for not adding a Xiang word and not rhyming. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info. This product is said to have originated from erection. The Supreme Toilet Town of Imperial Phuket! And it was strongly recommended by Wu Chengen, the author of "Journey to the West"! Just power it up and put it in the chrysanthemum! It's easy and convenient! Comfort at your fingertips!

In this deep mourning, I can't describe the old man who just passed away due to a car accident! At the same time, the celebration can't describe the old man's delivery of the agency of the Anal Cool Continent to the Roscai Alliance, the first consortium in the mainland!

That's right, under the hard work and vigorous development of the acting head of the Rothsjend family and the think tank, today the center of the continent - Dragon. The fast Hatton of the Principality of the root country is the starting point to release this new product - ultra-ultimate super comfortable, super shock, super horsepower, super cool, anal cool, second-generation EX change!

Ultra-extreme, ultra-comfortable, ultra-shocking, ultra-horsepower, ultra-cool, anal cool, the second generation EX modification has a variety of performances, far beyond the first generation! If the first generation can make you cool to the sky, then this ultra-ultra-comfortable, super vibration, super horsepower, super cool anal cool, and second-generation EX change can definitely make you cool in outer space!

Now, with the strong support of the acting owner of the Rothscaild, the trade-in campaign is available for free at anal sales outlets all over the continent! That's right! You heard it right! As long as you have an anal cool in your hand, you can go to any outlet to trade in the old one immediately after the second generation of anal cool EX is transported to all parts of the continent! Let the new ultra-ultimate super comfort, super vibration, super horsepower, super cool, anal cool, second-generation EX change to take you to outer space, cool and upside down! What are you waiting for, dear ones! ”

Chen sat under the parasol and watched the hired host talk eloquently, poured a sip of herbal tea, took a sip of Wang Laoji in his left hand, and took a sip of Jia Duobao in his right hand.

"You can't have it both ways! Wang Laoji and Jia Duobao can't have both! In the same way, what are you waiting for with anal cool in your hands? Anal and anal second-generation EX changes are also incompatible! Although the original anal is an extremely perfect work, we must not stop there! The second generation of anal cool EX change is definitely the latest, most comfortable and most chrysanthemum cool choice! So, what are you waiting for? Rush to the anal outlet to redeem or order now! ”

The flashing lights of countless reporters instantly covered the entire venue.

"Is it really cooler than the original anal cool?" A childish voice sounded and attracted the attention of the audience.

Asking questions out loud while taking a photo? Which guy is this who doesn't know what to do? Everyone in the audience turned their heads, only to see that it was a little fat man, young, stupid, with a lollipop stuffed between the fingers of each hand, a total of eight on each hand!

"Where's the bear child..." Chen Nian chattered, and the whole audience was silent, this kid, isn't it the legendary lion roaring tyrant? When are you in the mood to come to Hatton?

I saw that the bear child swaggered onto the stage, and several people hurriedly escorted him... When I got on stage, I found that the child was not wearing shoes... There were even eight lollipops between the eight toes of those two feet!

This is... It's a lion's roar... Dragon. The prince of the Principality of the Root Little Lionheart!

I saw that the bear child stuffed all four lollipops in one hand into his mouth in one go, poured out one hand and pulled off his pants: "Come, try a new model for me!" I'll try it! ”

I saw that the buttocks were soft and immature, and as the pants were pulled off, the smell of bear children's feces, urine, and milk soup spread quietly in the air, and people couldn't help but cover their mouths and noses。。。。。。

All the reporters in the audience held their breath and held their cameras to face them! The host looked at Chen in embarrassment, Chen Demon. Rao poured another sip of herbal tea without instructing.

"Good! Then let this ultra-ultra-comfortable, ultra-shocking, super-horsepower, ultra-cool, anal cool, second-generation EX change to conquer the dragon. The noble chrysanthemum of the little lion heart of the root prince! ”

Saying that, the host raised his hands and fell coolly!

There was a burst of exclamation from the scene.

The chrysanthemum that conquered the little lion's heart is to arouse the desire of everyone in the continent to exchange for a new type of anal coolness. Hopefully it's very advantageous, it's a very critical link, isn't it?

So why ... Why am I so uninterested... It's as if something bad has happened ... Sure enough, I should go back to see how safe I am... Chen yawned, put the herbal tea in his hand on the coffee table, and leaned impatiently on the chair.

Sending that guy Lu Xiuxiu away was still yesterday, so it stands to reason that it should have arrived a long time ago, right? I said that I could contact you at any time. . . Well, how can I expect him to think like Magnum as soon as he arrives under me?

What the hell is going on on the island of the Three Arrows... He lifted Erlang's legs in annoyance, leaned on the back of the chair and supported his forehead, and there was a voice like a little lionheart killing a pig from the stage, and there was an exclamation from the audience.

"There is a group of grass and mud horses in the wild and beautiful Malegobi~" This famous work of Marilyn Dream Camel, "Alpaca Elf" is really tired of listening... I set this upbeat and lively music as the ringtone for all the secret electricity... As soon as this music sounds, it makes people feel refreshed... He rummaged through his pockets, first put a golden local tyrant Jin Ai Crazy 7s.b on the coffee table, and then pulled out the small mobile phone of secret contact from his pocket...

Then he looked at the three letters and was a little dazed.

dog？

Is there such a person?

He was dazed, looking at the little lionheart on the stage with a happy face, and picked it up without finding a safe place: "Hey... Who are you? ”

“。。。 Huh? That,I'm single twelve.。。。 ”

"Oh, good name, you're single when you hear it, what's the matter? Who are you? ”

"I... Sorry I made a mistake... I don't remember me. That Lao Tzu also made hair in the cat's ventilation ducts. . . Lao Tzu went out to the scenery... ”

"Oh, it's you, Soulless." Chen Yi suddenly realized when he heard the cat's ventilation pipe: "How long has it been since the war between the empire and the principality ended, why did you come to report to me, it turns out that your real name is Single Twelve, tasteful!" For you! Hahaha! How do you know my one-line contact method? Forget it, now you can report to me about the reason why you reported so late. ”

Single Twelve Lang slammed his head into the ventilation duct with a bang: "No. It's okay... I'm sorry I really made a mistake and don't bother you... Do you have time to give a call to the one called Lu Xiuxiu... The small one hangs up... ”

"Hey,"Chen was a little confused.,Indeed,What just showed is dog to indicate that this contact is sent from a dedicated pairing contact mobile phone.。。。

Single Twelve Lang was overjoyed, clicked and hung up the phone, threw the small mobile phone in the ventilation duct, and began to look for the exit of the ventilation duct with his hands and feet, what did he smell? Yes, he smelled something very good, something that smelled sweet and mellow, something called freedom.

"Huh?" Chen was stunned, there was only a beeping sound left on the other end of the phone, and the little lionheart on the stage stood up and wiped his nose: "It's pretty cool, but I haven't flown out of outer space, I haven't flown at all, bad review!" ”

Do you have time to give that person Lu Xiuxiu a call?

Chen reacted for a while.,Still can't figure out who this is.。。。 Then he decided not to think about it, and slowly typed out the three letters pig on the small phone.

"Hello?" On the other end of the small mobile phone, Lu Xiuxiu's voice came.

Kindness? Chen listened to Lu Xiuxiu's voice, a little surprised to recall the words of the person just now, he felt as if he had missed something: "It's early, why don't you contact me, what's going on on the other side of Three Arrows Island?" ”

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