A burst of familiar music came out, and in front of the screen, the old Yan head Lu Xiu Xiu Daimu Black Parisio was sitting on his lap, not planning to let go of any detail. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The once familiar and unusually friendly Chinese voice came from the screen: "Welcome to the Manchu Legend of the Chinese Little Master." ”

A lot about politics. The Strategy. We don't want to discuss major issues between countries in terms of economic sanctions, but many things are really a kind of sadness, there is an old saying in the Celestial Empire that everyone knows, telling the people to take food as the sky, but when our sky is made into such an excellent thing by a country with which we have a blood feud and we can't surpass it at all, don't you feel a kind of sadness, and this is already a product of the other party in the last century.

At that time, all the foreign animations that were allowed to be broadcast on TV had good dubbing.,That group of voice actors is really good.,Occasionally, I've seen some things of the new generation of the Celestial Empire on TV.,The naivety of the plot and the simplicity of the painting style are not to be mentioned.,I'm sorry that the bunch of painting style I had to be concise.,It seems that there is a little bit of merit.,To put it bluntly, it's actually lazy and trouble-free.。 Just talking about this group of voice actors, when you close your eyes and listen, you can feel that there is no integration at all, no emotion, just reading the text according to the textbook and thinking that this is something to fool children.

The tragic sight has made me unbearable to look at ... Mr. Lu Xun is indeed a great person, and every one of his articles will have a new tremor or excitement when you read it every few months. We, as great literary workers of the twenty-first century (don't put gold on your face...) Shouldn't he pick up his sharp dagger from the ground and throw a spear and continue with the people. Clan inferior. Do you fight against roots!

That one... I'll pick it up later.,I'm thinking about what I'm going to have for breakfast.。。。

OK flickering success, baa haha is half a page of word Qiang Qiang ~ Today a quarter of the work is completed Qiang Qiang ~ Eat buns Qiang Qiang ~ What do you want to stuff? Yes? Fennel's death opens, it's hard to eat to death, what do you say about cabbage filling? Are you kidding... Leek stuffing? Go and go, isn't it sold out of minced meat? Mother. The legs are lazy and the nest is too lazy. . . Cousins, people have to eat minced meat...

"Why don't you pick up a dagger and throw a gun!! Are you not afraid that your hands and paws will rot when you touch such a noble thing!! Why don't you go back and pick up the festival first? it!! At the same time, Yan Tou Daimu Heilu Xiuxiu Parisio threw a meat bun and pasted it on the author's face.

"Welcome to the Legend of the Manchu and Han Dynasty of the Chinese Little Master."

"The first course at the beginning was... Magic mapo tofu? Yogihei recorded in great detail: "Oh, do you want to use soybeans instead of meat, the fifth flavor of mapo tofu is crispy." Dean, is there a play with this? ”

"What the animation says is that Admiral Li came to Sichuan physically and mentally exhausted, and then, when passing by a restaurant, the restaurant served him a plate of mapo tofu, and he thought to himself that he was so tired that he could really eat such a spicy thing, and then he accidentally ate a stack of plates on a table and recovered. . . ." Lao Yan held his chin: "This is similar to what the chengguan described, and the chengguan just recovered after eating." ”

"That... What, he thought to himself, he was so tired that he couldn't eat such a spicy thing, so why did he want mapo tofu... Lu Xiuxiu cupped his chin.

"It doesn't seem that he asked for it, but he directly served a plate of mapo tofu to that pestle." Parisio held his chin.

Then the three of them were silent, and then Daiki Hei said indignantly: "I always thought that Master Abbe was a noble person... It turned out to be a despicable guy who watched the other party ride a horse and run around for several provinces, and if he was tired to death, he forced him to buy and sell, and sold hard sales! ”

"It's despicable! It's so shameless! I would like to strongly condemn this kind of forced buying and selling! Lu Xiuxiu was indignant.

Parisio was relatively quiet: "Have you noticed that Admiral Li has hidden one thing, that is, the price of that plate of mapo tofu!" Let you pay the bill after eating, and you have eaten so much, you can ask for the price all over the sky, you see, Admiral Li was tired when he rode a horse to Sichuan, and then after becoming a governor here, he was completely expressionless and paralyzed! Master Abbe has carved an indefatigable scar on the child's pure heart! ”

"Such a despicable guy dares to open a school to teach and educate people! How dare you appear in the anime! Yogiheru Xiushu Parisio stood up at the same time and roared indignantly.

"Wait! Wait! Wait for me! Something is wrong, you're paying attention to something strange! I'm going, I also think back to Admiral Li's dead face... Lao Yan raised his forehead: "If you don't understand, please Baidu Picture Admiral Li by yourself!" Ahh Kids, stop! Stop! What we have to think about is whether the magic mapo tofu is the dish eaten by the chengguan! ”

Lao Yan was stunned, he stayed for a while, and then said with tears in his eyes: "Children, I'm still your dean... Don't look at me like that... ”

Yokihei Lu Xiuxiu and Parisio were collectively looking at Lao Yantou with contemptuous eyes, and Daimuhei was the first to speak: "Do you need to think about it, the first question, where did you meet Master Abbe?" ”

"At the foot of Eczema Mountain."

Lu Xiuxiu continued: "The second question is, is tofu a convenient thing to carry?" ”

"No, it's not."

Parisio continued: "Then the third question, will Master Abbe carry a bunch of inconvenient things and climb the mountain and go down the river to the foot of Eczema Mountain?" ”

“。。。 No... ”

"Then think about wool, the next episode."

"Huh? Isn't it possible to explain the dishes in the details? ”

"Dean, this episode is twenty-four minutes, excluding the opening and ending credits, which is about twenty minutes, a total of fifty-two episodes, adding up to one thousand and forty minutes, that is, seventeen three three and three hours, enough to starve the inner city management to death. Who came up with the idea of finding dishes in the running animation? ”

“。。。。。。 It's better than you sticking to the book... I cherish the precious memories of my student days... Lao Yantou burst into tears: "Then what do you say now, the other head has been hungry for a long time." ”

"And oh, dean, you seem to have forgotten one of the most important things," Yogiguro said with a sad face, "There are no ingredients in the school at all... Even if we know what that dish is, we can't make it... Now hurry up and pack up your things, hurry up and sell the land at a low price, and then let the group of businessmen and chengguan who have been pitted theorize, and you can use the money to find a small tunzi to buy a dilapidated house to stop pension. ”

"Huh? What you ... ”

"They got on the mule cart and continued their journey! I have a place to be! Dean, let's clean up quickly! That time, the city management feels wrong, and it's troublesome! Yogiguro said eagerly.

"This..."

"Senior... Parisio glared at its dead fish eyes, "How did I get a hint of a rush to get everyone out of here?" ”

"Of course the senior is in a hurry! Those city managers are like wolves and tigers! Dean, just do it! Lu Xiuxiu followed the trend and said.

"Oh?" Parisio continued to stare at its dead fish eyes.

What's going on with this fish? If you have nothing to do, pretend to be demented and innocent and stupid. As a result, many things can unexpectedly see a lot of problems! How could I not be in a hurry... I can't bear to leave by myself now... It's been more than a long time since that guy saw me... In that guy's style ... Yogiguro seems to have vaguely seen the appearance of a sea of fire in Slime Academy, staining half of the sky red. But how can we get them all obedient and obedient to leave?

"Speaking of ingredients, we have them." Lao Yan patted his head: "Mu Hei, do you remember the big bag when you came back?" That's all when you and Lao Zhao were training, and I was with the wind. The fresh ingredients prepared by the flowing mulberry are ready to be carried quickly. ”

"But the Dean! Those city managers! ”

"Xuanxuan dragged them, this academy is something left to me by my teacher, I am already her most unpromising student, how can I give this school away like this?" Lao Yan rolled up his cuffs and picked up the kitchen knife: "It's too late to think about what the dish is, at the very least, let me do my best here to make the most sumptuous dish in my life." ”

"Dean!"

"Kiguro, although I don't know what you're hiding, it's definitely for our good, but as a chef, if I can make the most satisfying dish in my life, wouldn't it be a thing to die without regrets?" Lao Yantou seemed to be younger, holding a kitchen knife in each hand, skillfully letting the two kitchen knives rotate in his hands and bloom into two brilliant knife flowers, just when it was dazzling, there were two knocks, and the two kitchen knives stood firmly on the wooden cutting board.

"So, Kiguro, listen to me, go and get that big bag of ingredients."

Damn the old soul! Why are you so stubborn... Nai Nai's wait is too late, believe it or not, Lao Tzu robbed the woman and ran away, whether you live or die! The Nai's Nai's Nai's Nai's ... Daimu Hei's hands clenched into fists, and the sound of bones and bones came from the hands of the fists, and gradually, the sound disappeared, he let go of his hands, he smiled at the old Yan's head, and said with a tired smile: "Wait a minute, I'll carry the ingredients over immediately." ”

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