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The sky is clear, and there is nothing to do. It's a great time to learn!

"Today I'm going to finish reading the Twenty-Fifth History of the Twenty-fifth ......," the bookmaker picked up the books on the shelves and read them, even though he already knew how to memorize them.

"Damn it, call you%#...... Lao Tzu watched the live broadcast of the concert all night and was sleepy! You're screaming in front of my window early in the morning! Go to hell! Upstairs was Long Yu's roar, and it was unbelievable that he still needed to sleep......

Rumble! The explosion was incessant, and the whole room shook with it, and the wall dust was drenched with books......

The big tree outside the window that could carry the song of the little birds was also knocked down, and damn the tree was planted by his own hands......

The bruises on the book's head showed a look of extreme anger, put the book on the desk and rushed upstairs.

Come to the door of Long Yu's room and slam the door hard!

"Open the door! You vulgar psycho! Shukui scolded and slammed the door.

"Who? Lao Tzu was sleeping......" Long Yu opened the door with a sleepy look.

"Looks like you slept well, huh? The explosion just now wasn't enough to wake you up? Shukui said with a look of asking for guilt.

"Explosions? I just hiccuped a little! Long Yu said with an indifferent look.

"Hiccup? Who are you bluffing? In this way, wouldn't you have the power of an atomic bomb if you fart? Shukui said angrily, very dissatisfied with Long Yu's indifferent appearance.

"Oh, I remember when you mentioned that, I haven't farted in a long time......" Long Yu said with a smile.

A cold sweat dripped from the top of Shukui's head, what did he just say? Why is it so brainless? Can you talk like that to such a person?

However, it is too late to say anything now! Long Yu had already turned his ass at him......

"Lao Tzu bless ......" Shukui said silently......

Rumble! A deafening explosion sounded in the staff dormitory building, and the whole building shook and cracked, and at this time, streamers of light burst out of the building, they were all teachers and cadres.

"What kind of wind is Long Yu smoking?" "Eighty percent of them are sweet potatoes and eat too much...... the faculty and staff discussed, and someone will come to repair the house in a while, and the house will be in good condition, so everyone is not in a hurry.

"Ahem...... Damn, although it doesn't have the power of an atomic bomb, the power of an incendiary bomb definitely has ......," Shukui said as he blew out the flames on his body and looked at the flames burning around him, shocked in his heart.

"Anyway, if no one ignites this thing, won't it explode? It stands to reason that it will only stink! Shukui muttered to himself.

At this time, Long Yu, who had a cigarette in his mouth, walked over and ......, "I'm sorry I just wanted to fart, I didn't know it would have such power......"

"You have a bit of common sense, okay? Don't fart while smoking! Shukui was a little anxious to cry, and felt that what he was saying now was not of the same level as before.

"And that's it? To read is to be well-informed! I just think, I haven't farted in a long time...... It's a pleasure to light a cigarette and take a hard puff when you fart, right? I'm sorry, but it was so cool! Long Yu said happily, the sleepy look just now was swept away, and his spirit was very high!

"Dragon Feather...... You wait! I'm going to sue you in front of the principal! Sue you for farting and hurting people and destroying public property! Shukui roared excitedly.

At this time, a light breeze blew around, and the dormitory building returned to its original appearance, as if nothing had happened...... Except for the bookkeeper who was burned to the ground.

"By the way, what did you just ask me for?" Long Yu said as if he didn't hear it clearly.

"I'll go now, you wait and see!" Shukui threw his sleeves away, and his sleeves were thrown off and fell to the ground......

"What? Disturb other people's sleep, and don't knock on the door if you're fine! Long Yu yelled at Shukui's back, looking disturbed.

In the principal's office, the principal is watering a plum tree with a watering can, which grows in a large pot and gives a delicate and lovely appearance.

Syllable! The door to the principal's office was pushed open! A man with a disheveled hair and a disheveled black coat ran in.

"Headmaster! You're going to do me justice!" The bookkeeper roared mournfully.

The headmaster was so frightened by the scene in front of him that the watering can in his hand fell and hit the plum tree that was being watered......

"It hurts! What's wrong with the principal? "Mei Ling turned back into a human body, and her two little feet were very cute in the soil.

"My principal's office is full of enchantments, step by step mechanism! How do you a homeless person get in? It seems that he must be a vagabond with extremely high cultivation! It's not easy for you to practice, Mei Ling, give him a position in the school so that he can get out of the predicament. The headmaster said loudly, with a pleasant face.

"Your Excellency, there is only one place left for the position of a sanitation worker, and you said that this position is not needed, so it has been vacant in order to save money...... Look ......," Merling asked.

At this time, the bookkeeper was in a hurry, how embarrassed was he? The headmaster wouldn't even recognize him!

"Headmaster! I'm not a bum, I'm a bookmaker! Shukui yelled aggrievedly.

"Shukui? Take a closer look and it's really you! It's rude to be untidy! Wash and change my clothes, knock on the door and come in! It's not a big deal! The headmaster said angrily.

"But this is the end of the sky for me!" Shukui roared.

The headmaster glared at the bookkeeper, then went back to his desk and sat down, ignoring him again......

"Over the door...... Take a bath......" Mei Ling said, looking like I won't help you if you don't take a bath.

It's really ungraceful to think about it now...... Shukui hurriedly ran out of the principal's office, took a shower and changed his clothes, and returned to the principal's office after a while.

Knocked on the door lightly twice, and Mei Ling opened the door inside, and Shukui walked into the principal's room, dressed in a bachelor's style, very elegant.

"It's like words...... What's the matter? The headmaster asked.

"Mr. Principal, there is a fart in the dormitory building of Long Yu! Not only did he fart, he ignited! Blew up the whole building! Shukui said.

"Go check ......," the headmaster said to Merling.

Mei Ling responded, and then was silent for a while.

"Your Excellency, all the staff dormitories are intact!" Merling replied.

"Isn't that all right?" The headmaster said to Shukui.

"The school's buildings are very well repaired using secret methods, but it's a fact that he destroyed public property!" Shukui said.

"Then there must be proof!" The principal replied.

"I am the proof! I was blown up like that by Long Yu just now! Shukui hurriedly said.

"That was just now, don't you look good now?" The principal said.

"So what?" Shukui had a bad premonition......

"So there's no evidence to prove that Long Yu farted and blew up the building, and I can't punish Long Yu......," the principal said.

"Principal......" Shukui had an expression of wanting to cry without tears.

"Don't be sad, I still have a remedy, I will deduct Long Yu's salary for you for a few years!" The principal hurriedly said.

"The principal is really fair and strict, and he deserves to be a model for my generation!" Shukui said.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Shukui, Long Yu's salary in recent years has been paid in advance, and if you want to get compensation, it will take a thousand years at the earliest......" Mei Ling's voice sounded, bringing Shukui into the abyss again......

"Is this true?" Shukui said in a deep voice.

Mei Ling didn't say anything more, and nodded silently......