247.Zhen Ji, the Dragon King (127)
It is said that just outside the meteor sand of the Five Yuan Domains, about a thousand miles away, there is an old spider spirit who wants to persecute the good and beautiful little daughter of the world. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
So, every time she transformed, she always had to eat a weak soul to maintain the beauty and human form of a human face.
Because she would do whatever it took for the sake of her end, she was privately shouted by the little spirit fairies of the meteor sand of the Five Yuan Domains: "Black Hole Mother-in-law".
Because when a Taoist went to step on a little bit to destroy the old dark spider spirit, he waited in its old lair for ten days and ten nights, although that Taoist priest was the most skilled immortal in the entire Yuan God Realm, but in the face of the old spider in the three holes of the cunning rabbit, he was really quite anxious for a while.
"Humph! Drama Ling Ling Taoist? I'm still afraid of him? As soon as he heard that there was often a Taoist priest with a beautiful face and a talented person, the spider spirit "Black Hole Mother-in-law" wandering outside his gate, his face darkened, and he ordered his subordinates not to open the door for 19 days......
"Mother-in-law: So, in the past 19 days, we are not allowed to open the door, and there are no food ingredients, what should we do?" The Black Hole Mother-in-law's subordinates trembled after hearing this, because whenever the Black Hole Mother-in-law said that she was not allowed to open the door for 19 days, she must be carrying human eyes behind her back and catching and eating children, and the children that the Black Hole Mother-in-law wants to catch and eat must be good-looking, articulate, and extraordinarily flattering fairy appearances......
The Black Hole Mother-in-law has had many children and grandchildren, because of the erosion of life, it was born of harmony with the aliens, so the Black Hole Mother-in-law privately built a monster house that hated the monster house, so that she could have a tryst with those aliens, enjoy the joy of the Garden of Eden at the same time, but also with those strange children and grandchildren, hoping that when she was lonely and old and had nothing to support in the future, which of them could come out and honor herself.
Fortunately, those goblins and monsters such as the demons and monsters born by the Black Hole Mother-in-law have not lived with the ruthless Black Hole Mother-in-law for a long time, so although they are strange in appearance, even ugly, there is no lack of people who can see through their greedy deception.
Because, 10,000 years ago, after the Black Hole Mother-in-law simply left all her children and grandchildren and lived alone with a eunuch surnamed Li, she slowly changed her attention because she was not as happy as she expected......
That is, it didn't take long for her to secretly go to the old mistress of the Huiyuan Demon Realm and live a more dissolute life.
In this way, the eunuch surnamed Li couldn't sit still: "Milk, with the good name of living with my Eunuch Li, you actually secretly crossed Chen Cang, don't you want to live?" ”
One day, under the silent gaze of Eunuch Li, the Black Hole Mother-in-law left the Eunuch's Mansion.
Then, after looking anxiously for a while, she slipped into the house of the uncle surnamed the drama...... "When the little spy came to the eunuch's mansion to report his childhood, he happened to run into a path where there was a life and no one to raise.
Xiaolu is angry, it's a full five years old, and it's not a few days before I can see the figure of the black hole mother-in-law, but there are things to eat, and there are houses to live in, which makes Xiaolu Hou secretly take the key to open the door of his house when he turns into a small mosquito and follows him......
"Why, after this path, I found that my old mother was with a black and short bandit-like figure-----
Press!! ”
I couldn't think about it for a while, and I went home with my head stuffed behind the path, and I was very depressed, so I suddenly "bang!" With a bang, he knocked a little girl headlong into the air......
"Hey! Ay! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! When he looked up from behind the path, he saw that the poor girl had just been hit by him, and he flew away to rescue him......
"Smack!" With a loud bang, the path was slammed against the thick iron wall, and suddenly the brain burst and blood flowed sideways......
"Hey! Obviously, you hit me, why did you crash headlong into this iron wall? The little girl was very kind, and when she complained about the other party, she found that it was dark in front of her, and the little corpse with a burst brain turned into a little black spider and lay pitifully in front of the iron wall.
"And voila! Retribution, retribution! ”
"Humph! Mother and son repay debts! Somehow, the crowd of onlookers suddenly flooded in, and they all pointed to the black dead spider and said indignantly......
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Xuan Pu'er had just collected the solid scales of the two murders, when he heard a "plop" sound upstairs, as if someone had fallen down.
Xuan Pu'er quickly accepted the two storage bracelets, slapped his forehead fiercely, and the three treasures returned to their original owners after completing the task in six together.
In order to make sure that they had returned to their places, the dazzling waterfall tapped three places separately, and then ran towards the first floor without a life......
"Da-da, da-da, da-da" only heard a burst of eager footsteps, and the purple-clothed master who fell down said in his heart: "I'm tired, just lie down on the wooden floor and rest for a while, this dazzling waterfall, she thinks what......"
As soon as he thought of this, the purple-clothed master was majestic, and he accidentally fell asleep.
Before you know it, it seems to be deep into a dream......
"Milky, this little day has passed, and it makes a little dazzling heart of people catch fire, and if the temperament or cultivation of this aunt and grandmother is a little worse, then it must be angry" Somehow, as soon as the purple-clothed master lay down on the wooden floor and pretended to sleep, he heard a little girl nagging, seemingly full of complaints.
"This Ren Yuanyuan, always first-class willful, you say, several Peking Opera masters came to discuss the plot, she actually came to join in the fun, just a well-behaved little girl, suddenly such a high flame gas, there must be some American rocket to be launched from somewhere." And so he went on to sleep in his dreams.
In a trance, the purple-clothed master suddenly heard the sound of two men talking, and he hurriedly listened quietly:
"Haha: Brother Zhang, Ren Yuanyuan is angry with you, you helped others so much last time, and she hasn't paid your debts yet!" A young man laughed aloud and reminded the middle-aged man who was surrounded by rhetoric.
The middle-aged man's face was ugly, and he couldn't hold it anymore.
"Hahaha......" Zhang Yingval, who was surrounded by beautiful rhetoric day and night, and did not have the slightest sense of being dragged out, laughed out loud after hearing it.
I thought: "My beautiful rhetoric is my kingdom, I didn't steal or rob, who is afraid of anyone......" Unexpectedly, Ren Yuanyuan, who was born with a keen sense of spirit, and a conversation between two old and cunning old guys like loaches was heard by the little guy called Ren Yuanyuan, and she stepped forward and picked up the sky-high sword!
"I didn't steal, I didn't steal: I'll just say, "How did you get kidnapped with my flirtatious words?" Then、I Ren Yuanyuan has followed me at all costs.、It turned out.、It turned out that the 49-year-old wife stole it while I was asleep.、And then、Then、When you had sex with her.、The three 'light and fluttering' ethereal words were secretly carried to your house.、Isn't it?、Dear Lord Zhang!? "Ren Yuanyuan has a knot, and all the clear words are said one-one-two-two, without any difference.
The king of words seemed to be in a loss when he heard this, and said with a little snort: "The grass house, the grass house, was stolen from me by your sister." ”
"Phew! Bah! "The grass house was brought by my sister when she moved with her family from her fourth aunt...... Hum!
This clever Ren Yuanyuan went into battle shirtless, and the two men surnamed Zhang were all red-faced and red-eared, and they couldn't raise their heads for a while.
Ren Yuanyuan didn't do anything, and only at this time did she vacate and decide to make a move!!
"Boom" shook it three times, only to see the light and shadow that had swept the world for three days, like a ghost, swept towards the top of the three heads that gradually receded towards the hairline......
"Brother Zhang, hide! That little guy isn't easy to mess with, I guess you poked a hornet's nest this time! "The man of his old age, tall and flamboyant, who had somehow been in collusion with the self-proclaimed king of words, and who seemed to be a man of great courage, had no shy away from their conversation.
"Minato!" As soon as Ren Yuanyuan heard that, he quickly went to the black elm tree, picked a huge hornet's nest, and threw it violently towards the king of words!
"Buzz, buzz, buzz......" A swarm of finches surged up with the crisp and pleasant chirping of small bees, and then they transformed into a bunch of lazy little fleas and old lice, roaming freely above the head of the king of words......
"Wow! What the hell, itchy! The king of words shouted, and then he jumped into a sea of great turbulence!
"Brother Zhang: Brother Zhang, you can't commit suicide, and then, our old thatched house is still counting on you to lead the three armies of ducks!" And the man who stood up seemed to be crying and grabbing the ground, but in fact, he was ecstatic in his heart!
"Oh! Bah! This guy is in his forties, and he still carries his knotted wife behind his back, and sneaks away at the twilight old lady, go! The more the man who had been standing became angrier and angrier, and when he spoke of the surging in his heart, he bowed his head violently, lifted a stone, and threw it towards the king of words who had fallen into the water.
With a "bang", the popular king of rhetoric, as soon as he came out, the big stones thrown down by his good brother, and the splashing water, roared towards his face!
"Help! Tsunami! Help, tsunami! "The king of rhetoric, with his surname of Zhang, stretched out his two big messy hands and groped them above the sea, waiting for his good brother to save him.
The man who was standing up frowned and thought carefully: "It's this guy, last time he helped Yuanyuan, he was so angry that his fourth father blew his beard and stared, and the whole sandbar street was so lively, this time, I'll get a 'fall into the well', he was so ignorant that it was a tsunami, just like this kind ......of low intelligence, he even went to shoot a high-quality TV series, it was really soft to think about it."
"Oh, ah!" The king of rhetoric listened to the thick and ashamed, and when he heard this, he was determined, and he rose into the air, threw his hands and feet into the air, like a comical monster, and threw himself into the great waves of the sea again......
With a "clang", she kicked open the small narrow door of the grass house, only to see two shadows appearing.
A strange smell of flowers and herbs came to her nose, she put the purple-clothed master on the haystack, "swished" to dig the small dog kennel, and then "hehe" smiled.
"Master: Your old man will not die sooner or later, and you are preoccupied with investigating Zi Yufei's murder at the moment when you are engrossed, how can you not be authentic when you are unconscious!" The purple-clothed master was alive and well at this time, like a freshly cooked saliva fish.
At this time, he felt a warm back, and was about to open his eyes to see how this little girl carried herself, but suddenly heard such a sad conversation. The purple-clothed man thought to himself: "Speaking of Xuan'er's sense of humor, I really didn't know that she would care so much about my life and death......
Xuan Pu'er looked at the purple-clothed master who was sleeping like a cow, and said very seriously: "Master, you have to wake up quickly, otherwise, the grass seeds in this small grass house will be swept away by a gust of evil wind......
"Haha: a group of old eunuchs who rely on anger to maintain their qi and blood, as long as they go to the big latrine for the night, they will not be far away......" At this time, I saw an old man looking at the neat line, angry green hat in green clothes, looking up to the sky and saying with a long smile......
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"Bing'er, when will you be able to grow up!" Under the night sky, Rin Yuran hugged Ling Bing'er and draped her robe over her soft and delicate body.
"Humph! Hum! "Every time I wake up from my sleep, I have to look at this little daughter in my arms, who is soft as water and like a flower.
"The first time we met, you lied and lied to your brother that you were 15 years old, and as a result, my brother secretly hid in the transparent air, but found that you turned around and became smaller, and then, quickly turned around, realized that I was not there, you stuck out your tongue, made a naughty grimace and ran away.
That's when my brother fell in love with you.
Also, your letter was the last to be discovered.
But, although it was found late, your Rin brother was indeed lucky.
You see, not only did I find you, but I also hugged you tightly in my arms......" Rin Yuran said emotionally, and couldn't help but kiss Ling Bing'er's forehead.
"If you were 15 years old at the time, three full years have passed, and the 18-year-old girl, my brother should marry you......" While muttering like a dream, he couldn't help but hug Ling Bing'er in his arms again with great affection......
"Oh! Brother, Bing'er is looking for you so hard! At this time, Ling Bing'er suddenly squirmed with red lips and said a dream word.
Rin Yuran was even more surprised when he heard this, and he quickly moved his body and hugged Ling Bing'er tighter.
"That's it, that's it, according to this, my brother will never leave you again......"