"Ten years of cultivation on the same boat, and a hundred years of cultivation to sleep together, this Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian have been tempered for several generations before they finally came together, is it easy? It's really not easy, you said that you can live a good life like this, and people didn't run out to harm people, but jumped out of an old bald donkey Fahai, who wants to subdue Bai Niangniang all day long, in fact, his dirty thoughts, each other also know it......"

Gu Bai was wearing a vest on his upper body, a pair of large flower pants that were about to reach his knees, a pair of slippers on his feet, and the old god was sitting on a stone with Erlang's legs crossed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Around him, there were more than a dozen melon-eating people of different ages and genders.

They all looked obsessed, staring directly at Gu Bai...... Don't think about it, they are definitely not interested in Gu Bai, but they are deeply fascinated by the stories he tells in a colorful way.

"And then, how about the white lady, did you drink realgar wine?" A middle-aged man who was over forty years old and old enough to be Uncle Gu Bai asked urgingly.

Gu Bai glanced at it and asked hesitantly, "Uncle Zhang, do you really not know if this Bai Suzhen drank realgar wine?" Let's not make trouble, don't play like this, "The Legend of the White Snake", haven't you seen such a famous folk tale? ”

Hearing this, not only Uncle Zhang shook his head blankly, but even the melon-eating crowds sitting around him also shook their heads.

Seeing this, Gu Bai let out a sigh of relief, and finally felt a little relieved.

For the sake of insurance, he still tentatively asked a few more words: "Have you seen "The Legend of the White Lady"?" ”

Shaking his head, shaking his head blankly......

"Well, then ask the public, such as "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl", "Meng Jiangnu", "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai", these are all the four major folklore stories alongside "The Legend of the White Snake", have you heard of them?"

After asking these words, everyone has not only shaken their heads, but even shown some impatience.

Tell a story and tell a story, where is so much nonsense.

Gu Bai smiled, smiling so brightly that he had never heard of these folk tales, it seemed that he had really crossed over.

That's right, since he woke up this morning, he noticed that his surroundings had changed a lot.

Although Mom and Dad are still Mom and Dad, their hometown is still their hometown, and their neighbors are still those lovely neighbors, some places have really changed.

For example, these cute people in front of them who are dull-eyed, adoring, and listening carefully to the story do not have the slightest understanding of "The Legend of the White Snake".

No matter which paragraph Gu Bai came up with, it would make these lovely people listen to it with relish.

This is the most basic change.

There are also those very famous folk tales that Gu Bai asked just now, they didn't even know any of them, and the answer was already obvious.

Crossing over, or being reborn, no matter what the hell it is, Gu Bai has only seen it in novels.

I didn't expect that the time to sleep would happen to my head.

For Gu Bai, this is definitely a blessing rather than a curse...... If it weren't for the fact that there were so many people around him staring at him, he would have gone crazy a long time ago.

After thinking about it, Gu Bai continued to ask: "Maybe you don't know the ancient folk tales very well, I don't blame you, so let's ask a few more famous books in modern times, maybe you can all hear about it......"

After a pause, Gu Bai said: "That, the more famous tomb robbery novel at the moment, you know, right?" It's like "Notes on Tomb Robbery", "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" or something, have you heard of it? ”

Quiet, deathly quiet.

The uncles and aunts all subconsciously looked at each other, and there was a trace of dazedness and anxiety in each other's eyes.

At this time, Uncle Zhang spoke: "Da Zhuang, did you kid deliberately hang your appetite?" What notes, what kind of lamp, don't talk about those useless things, hurry up and say whether the white lady drank realgar wine or not......"

Uncle Zhang's words resonated unanimously with the big guys, and they all couldn't help nodding, and their eyes were full of eagerness and expectation.

"Haven't you heard of it?" Gu Bai asked again.

When he saw the big guys led by Uncle Zhang, all of them looking at people who wanted to kill people, Gu Bai suddenly burst out laughing.

This smile made everyone laugh and be stunned.

The heart says this kid is crazy? Crazy words asked those strange words, why did I still laugh endlessly.

Everyone is very strange, but what really makes them anxious is not whether Gu Bai is crazy or not, but 'whether Bai Niangniang drank and realgar wine'.

"What's the matter, Da Zhuang, don't just laugh, can you still tell a story?" A seventeen or eighteen-year-old little fat man couldn't help but speak.

The laughter gradually stopped, but there was still a thick smile on Gu Bai's face.

In everyone's unconscious eyes, he stood up suddenly, cleared his throat and said: "If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next decomposition, uncles and aunts, it's not early today, you still go home to cook, what should you do, I will also go home to find my mother." ”

Before they could react, Gu Bai had already stepped on his slippers and swaggered in the direction of home.

......

Walking on the way home, Gu Bai couldn't hide the joy in his heart.

Through this kind of magical accident that happened to him, this god is really not thin on himself. Maybe to others, realizing that he has crossed over, he may be full of nervousness, fear, entanglement, fear and many other factors, but Gu Bai does not have so many emotions.

Especially knowing that this seems to be very similar to the world he once lived in, but in fact there are many differences.

Just like the questions he just asked, there are no famous ancient folk tales here, and there are no famous tomb robbery novels on the Internet.

Extrapolating from this, maybe there are no known singers, TV series, and best-selling novels on the Internet.

Isn't this the same as those time-traveling novels? The protagonist travels to a place that is very similar to the earth, and finds that it is slightly different from the original world.

So, the protagonist uses his own resources to kill all sides in this parallel world, becoming a singer, selling songs, writing novels, and making TV series......

Anyway, in the end, the protagonists in the novels have all become celebrities, and there are also beautiful women around them, and they are worth more than 100 million.

Thinking of this, Gu Bai's blood became boiling, and even he had seen the endless way of money, and was waving his hand vigorously to his side, constantly calling him.

"Hahaha......"

The unbridled laughter echoed in the alleys and spread far and wide.

Several ladies who were sitting in the shade at the door of their homes turned their heads in surprise and looked at this young man with a little abnormal nerves.

"Ding Dong, the host's spirit is almost broken, and the system can be installed ......"

What the heck? The laughter stopped abruptly, and Gu Bai's whole person was stunned, what was that sound just now? Who's talking? He looked around suspiciously, and found that there was no one else except for the few ladies who were sitting at the door?

The voice just now was very cold, like an electronic sound without any human touch......

"The system has been installed and testing is underway."

The indifferent voice suddenly sounded again, and this retrospective Bai found the source of the voice, which came from his own head.

His face changed slightly, and he stood still.

In such a situation where the identity of the enemy is unknown, it is the best policy to respond to all changes without change, who knows what the hell this is? Also the system is installed, install your sister......

"System?" Suddenly, Gu Bai screamed, and his eyes almost fell to the ground.

Only then did he react to what was going on, system installation? Could it be the kind of magical golden finger written in the novel that can transform the host and change the life of the protagonist?

Excited, extremely happy.

The crossing has already made him excited, and this is also a free system, God still treats himself well.

Within a few minutes, the system inspection was complete.

Immediately, Gu Bai saw a looming piece of virtual data appear in front of him.

Name: Gu Bai, the word Da Zhuang (in fact, it is a nickname).

Gender: Male

Age: 25 years old

Skill: None

Occupation: Bai Ding

Health: 58 (100 is full stat, 60 is passing).

Charisma: 28 (100 is full stat, 60 is passing).

Influence: 10 (no upper limit, depending on popularity).

Achievements: Climbing a tree at the age of 10 to dig out birds' eggs, obtaining three chicks, sleepwalking at night at the age of 12, capturing a mouse alive, fighting at the age of 15, beating three people by more than a dozen people...... Fiasco.

Gu Bai looked at the previous data, and his face had already become a little ugly, but when he saw the last line of records about achievements, his face was blue, red, and yellow...... It's almost time to have a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

In these data, except for his name and age, he didn't have any skills, and he really didn't have any special skills.

But the profession ...... Oh, just wanted to get angry, Gu Bai suddenly realized that he had just resigned last week, and he really belonged to Bai Ding.

But what the hell are the health values, charm values, and influence values? None of them passed. And what are those achievements, naughty and mischievous when you were a child? Digging a bird's nest is also an achievement? And that fiasco....... This is a bit unreasonable, it is obviously a fiasco on the side of more than a dozen people, where did it come from?

Gu Bai was angry, what kind of super golden finger is this to change the trajectory of his life, this is obviously to chill himself, fortunately, these data can only be seen by himself, if it is circulated, it must not make people laugh off their big teeth?

He was just about to lash out at this bullshit system, when that indifferent voice rang in his head again.

"The host can get a free lottery opportunity provided by the system, do you want to use the permission now?"

"Free raffle?" Gu Baile was happy.

For a while, he also forgot the anger just now to the back of his head, there was no way, his heart was so big.

I thought about it and nodded.

"Smoke, don't smoke for free, don't smoke for nothing!"

So, a wooden box appeared in front of him out of thin air, shaking only slightly at first, and then shaking faster and faster, until it was finally ......

"Dingdong, congratulations to the host for getting a home-cooked cookbook!"