Chapter 1: Uncle, Uncle

RB Tokyo, Rice Flower Town, Mori Detective Agency. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

This is a firm that will become famous after something, and it can be said that it is one of the best detective agencies in RB.

But that was later, and now it's hardly famous.

It was morning, in the office of the firm.

At the desk by the window, the owner of the office sat with his back to the window, looking at today's newspaper.

It's just that the eyes are not focused, and they are obviously not in the newspaper.

There was a mess on the desk, and the coffee table on the side of the reception sofa was also full of empty jars.

Obviously, this is a sloppy uncle.

"Alas......"

The uncle sighed lightly, as if he had experienced vicissitudes, full of helplessness, and full of disappointment in the world.

Actually, disappointed in himself.

"Others have crossed over, and I have crossed myself, but how did I cross over to an uncle? This is not at all in line with the legendary routine of being able to fall in love with young and beautiful girls after crossing over, flirting and scolding, and even living together and living a shameless life together?! ”

Yes, crossing, see crossing.

In the past few years, the routine of crossing has been flooded, but everyone is still happy to do it, because crossing changes fate, and the world that crosses determines life.

Whether to become a world superstar and live a lifetime, or to become an immortal and a god in the heavens and all worlds, or to shuttle in the second dimension and open the big crystal palace, this is all determined by the world traversed.

Uncle is lucky because he gets the coveted crossing.

But the uncle is also unlucky, because he crosses over to an uncle.

Thinking that he was in his early twenties, just when he was young and in his prime, he had not been able to scold Fang Xuan and excite words, and the marquis of Wanhu in the dung year crossed over to an uncle who looked decadent and obscene.

This doesn't match the routine!

"It turns out that not only fairy tales are deceitful, but novels are also deceitful!"

The uncle sighed again, once to express his helplessness.

No matter which young man in his prime crosses over to an uncle, he will feel so helpless.

And this uncle also has a wife who is separated and a daughter who is in high school.

Just kidding, he didn't even have time to talk about his girlfriend in his previous life, but now he has a wife and a daughter, and he looks like he is Bensi.

Life has been reduced by almost twenty years, which money cannot buy.

Of course, that's not to mention for now.

More seriously, although he has some of his memories, it doesn't seem to be complete.

And although he knows that this is an anime world, a world called "Detective Conan", but unfortunately, although he occasionally watches a few episodes because of a coincidence, and he knows more or less the names of the main characters and the like, he still doesn't know much about this world.

Anyway, I know that the uncle who is possessed seems to be a third-rate detective, and he can solve the case only by relying on a certain Conan named Wannian Elementary School Student, although he seems to have heard that he has solved the case himself or something.

And then the problem came again.

"We're just ordinary people, and our ability to solve cases is estimated to be not even comparable to the original Maori Kogoro, so how can I survive in this world as a detective?"

Thinking so, the uncle took out the passbook he had taken over before and looked at it a few times.

Looking at the numbers on it, I finally sighed again.

"The economic crisis, you really can't escape anywhere!"

Without money, even eating is a problem, let alone anything else.

Just when the uncle was complaining, the door of the office was opened, and a young girl walked in.

About seventeen years old, with long, straight black hair and a mystery triangle.

It is none other than Mori Kogoro's daughter, a female high school student Mori Ran.

"Dad, you drank here again last night, really, you made such a mess."

Xiaolan pouted and complained, then went to get the plastic bag and began to clean it up.

As the only woman in this family, she does all the housework and everything.

Anyway, a certain uncle is a waste.

So the uncle could only sigh, and Xiaolan called him Dad......

He didn't feel much of it.

How to say it, maybe he can't accept that he has such a daughter, although he accepts part of the memory, he doesn't have this kind of affection or anything like that.

And his mental age is not more than Xiaolan, but he is not a few years older, and suddenly he has such a big daughter, who can accept it!

But I watched the girl clean up the garbage, and it seemed that she was thrifty and thrifty.

Maybe it's nice to have such a person to take care of.

Anyway, I'm going to become a complete waste.

Thinking about it, Conan, who is called a 10,000-year-old elementary school student, is estimated to appear soon, and he doesn't need to worry about solving the case or anything when the time comes.

Maybe it's not bad to just eat and wait for death.

And the world seems to be very dangerous, and it is said that the FBI and the like have popped up, so it is not a good choice to be in the limelight.

"Daddy...... Father! ”

Xiaolan looked at the unfocused uncle, screamed a few times but didn't respond, and couldn't help but increase the volume.

I always feel that this uncle seems to be a little wrong these days.

Delusion?

Anyway, under her call, the uncle finally came back to his senses.

"Huh?"

looked at Xiaolan in confusion, as if she hadn't fully reacted.

In this regard, Xiaolan could only sigh, it seems that her father has always been like this.

"I mean, I'm going to go to the amusement park with Shinichi today, you can solve lunch by yourself, and if I come back late, you can order takeout for dinner."

"Uh-oh."

The uncle nodded, indicating that he understood, but did not say anything.

Xiaolan looked at it and seemed to be a little worried.

"Dad, don't you need to take a break? Drank so much alcohol last night. ”

"Ah, I'm fine, don't worry."

The uncle waved his hand and signaled that Xiaolan could go.

He was indeed fine, he originally wanted to get drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows, but he didn't sleep all night, and he drank so much wine, and there was no.

If it weren't for the fact that this uncle's body was originally different from ordinary people, then it was because of his crossing possession, and there were unknown changes.

But it's all right.

Xiaolan didn't care much, anyway, her father basically stayed at home every day, like a decadent uncle.

After cleaning up a little, Xiaolan left.

"I'll go first, Dad."

"Uh-huh."

The uncle uttered two meaningless syllables.

looked at the door of the office that had been closed because Xiaolan left, and sighed again.

It seems that I really want to live as an uncle in the future.

But if you think about it, it seems that if you can eat and wait for death, it will not be bad.

When solving the case, cooperate to sleep, and then the money is in hand, and it seems that you can travel everywhere or something.

This kind of life is probably what many people dream of.

The only problem is that the uncle who is almost forty is too difficult to pick up girls.

What, you said that Maori Kogoro originally had a wife? Or a big beauty?

Is this funny? Uncle didn't inherit his feelings for her.,I didn't know her before.,I haven't seen anime, I haven't read comics.,Basically, I've just heard about it.,Or occasionally browse relevant information when I'm bored on the Internet.。

There's no emotional foundation at all.

In the final analysis, the uncle's ideal is a cute Lori and a young and beautiful girl.,Uncle Lori is the standard.,Sister Yu ******** a wife or something.,Forget it.。

But whatever it is, it seems that all I can do now is think about it.

"Cute Lori, tsundere girl, energetic girl, weak girl, single ponytail, double ponytail, blonde, purple hair, brown hair...... Eh, it looks a little wrong. ”

Before he finished speaking, the uncle suddenly stopped.

He frowned and looked puzzled.

"Why do you feel like I'm thinking the same as the so-called otaku? It's not scientific at all! ”