Chapter 32: The Dead Monkey

said that as soon as Ugly Bajie ran out of the kiln house, he heard the scolding of the fool like crazy;

"You dead monkey, damn little brute, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you today!"

The eggs danced and waved the wooden stick in their hands, crackling and slamming at the old peach tree;

"Bang Bang!"

The stick hit the branches and leaves of the old peach tree, making a crisp crackling sound, and the old peach tree, which was originally luxuriant, was now destroyed by the devil's eggs;

"Whoosh!"

In the hazy skylight, a swift golden shadow jumped up and down between the branches of the old peach tree, nimbly dodging the bastard's stick, and from time to time throwing out one or two peaches as a counterattack;

"Bang bang bang!"

From time to time, some peaches that were affected by the pond fish were knocked off the branches by the sticks and fell to the ground under the old peach tree, making a muffled sound;

"Squeak!"

Through the hazy skylight, through the gaps between the stumps and rotten leaves, I could vaguely see a golden monkey, grinning at the eggs, the upper and lower teeth bumping, I don't know whether it was cursing or laughing;

"Dead monkey, hurry up and get out of the way! If you don't get out of here, I'll beat you to death! Get lost! ”

The bastard looked at more and more peaches on the ground, and the nameless fire in his heart flew upward, rushing straight to his head in an instant, so angry that he trembled all over, and scolded the old peach tree hoarsely, and the stick in his hand changed to poke, and stabbed for a while;

"Whew!"

There was a sound of breaking the air, and the hideous bastard, staring at the monkey on the old peach tree with blood-red eyes, seemed to be to facilitate the attack, and the ghost made the god move two steps, and accidentally avoided the monkey's counterattack;

"Father-in-law! I..."

The bastard who moved his position happened to meet with the ugly bajie who hurriedly went out, and the ugly bajie ran towards the gate while greeting the bastard;

"Boom!"

The peach, who was dodged by the bastard, hit the ugly Bajie head-on, and beat him back alive with the words he had just spoken;

"Oops!"

Because the direction of Choubajie's running was exactly the opposite direction of the peach, under the action of double force, Choubajie's head was smashed for a while, and it was dark and blue in an instant, and he screamed on the spot;

"Squeak!"

The little monkey danced on the old peach tree, shaking the branches of the old peach tree excitedly, as if for it, no matter who hit it, as long as it hit the person, it was enough to make it happy;

"Dead monkey! Hit me again! ”

Chou Bajie stroked his forehead, rubbed his aching head, and scolded the monkey on the old peach tree;

"Squeak!"

The monkey seemed to be quite spiritual, as if he understood, and grinned at the ugly Bajie, as if he was scolding the ugly Bajie again;

"Whoosh!"

The little monkey seemed to be disgusted with scolding, so he picked another peach casually, shook his hand and smashed it towards Ugly Bajie;

"Bang!"

Choubajie almost instinctively jumped forward, as if a tiger was pounced on its prey, so as to avoid the attack of the little monkey, and then turned into a spirit ape, and jumped forward several steps one after another with his hands and tiptoes, but it was he who made the gods send a god, and used the move of the five fowl play;

"Squeak!"

Seeing this, the little monkey's eyes lit up, his smart monkey eyes widened, staring at the ugly Bajie who seemed to be an ape, picked another peach casually, put it in his mouth and took a bite without care;

"Poof!"

The monkey just chewed twice, then grinned and spit it out, took a bite of the half-pulled peach in his hand, and threw it out in the direction of the ugly Bajie with a disgusted face, and then chirped the monkey's mouth, as if it was sour by the unripe raw peach;

"My peach! You dead monkey, I'm fighting with you! ”

Seeing this, the angry eyes of the bastard instantly glowed red, and he scolded at the hateful monkey;

"Whew!"

The stick wind howled, and the bastard, in his anger, held a wooden stick at the arrogant monkey, and stabbed several times in succession;

"Squeak!"

The little monkey flashed sensitively, turned around and grinned at the egg, wagged his tail with his back to the ugly Bajie, and shook his red monkey ass from side to side;

"Bajie! Go back quickly! Don't be beaten by this dead monkey again in a while! ”

The bastard panted and held the stick, sweating profusely, and took the opportunity to give orders to the ugly Bajie;

"Ugh! I'll go to Grandpa Wang's house first, and I'll come back later! Father-in-law, be careful, too! ”

After the ugly bajie finished speaking, he ran towards the door with his head bored, the little monkey listened to the conversation between the two, turned around inexplicably, blinked his smart monkey eyes, looked at the direction of the ugly bajie's departure, and stretched out the monkey's paws and scratched the monkey's head with a confused face, as if wondering why the ugly bajie didn't attack it like a bastard;

"Poof!"

Although the bastard didn't know what the monkey was doing when he looked at the ugly Bajie, he was furious, and finally seized the opportunity, and tiptoed to the old peach tree, raised the wooden stick in his hand, and stabbed it through gritted teeth;

"Squeak!"

The little monkey was hit by this heavy blow, and suddenly screamed, and was poked unsteadily by the sudden wooden stick, and almost fell from the old peach tree, and a pair of monkey paws grasped a branch dexterously at the last moment, and jumped to the other trunk with swaying force;

"Hahaha... Poke you dead monkey! ”

The bastard was overjoyed when he saw this, cursed excitedly, and stabbed the wooden sticks in his hand one after another towards the old peach tree;

"Squeak!"

The little monkey's head-scratching monkey paws, holding the monkey's buttocks, tried his best to escape, grabbed the branches with one hand and shook for a while, and escaped from the old peach tree with his strength, screaming and running away quickly, and jumped on the wall of the bastard's house in three times and two times;

"Don't run! Look at Lao Tzu if he doesn't kill you! ”

Seeing this, the bastard waved his wooden stick, shook off the two big-footed girls, and rushed in the direction of the little monkey, relentlessly pursuing;

"Squeak!"

The little monkey turned around and screamed at the egg, then turned and jumped off the wall and disappeared from the egg's sight.

"Made! Count you a dead monkey running fast, dare to run one step slower, Lao Tzu can kill you! ”

The bastard crossed his waist with one hand and a wooden stick in the other, like a general who had won a battle, and shouted and cursed in the direction where the little monkey had disappeared;

"Oops! Oh my God! ”

The bastard scolded and scolded for a while, panting and turning his head, looking at the peaches that had fallen from the old peach tree, and wailing with a distressed face, the voice was as miserable as killing a pig;

"Damn little brute! I'm dropping peaches! You're all in trouble! ”

Holding a wooden stick, he walked quickly to the old peach tree, picked up a few and put them in his hand to look at them, and saw that the peaches in his hand were either smashed by the stick or bitten by a monkey, and suddenly there was a miserable wail. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info