"Slow! Chiyou, you shouldn't be promoted to a fierce general and fall, right? To tell you the truth, we have added a few incredible newcomers to our group, and if you continue to be leisurely like this, your throne will be unstable. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

rushed to the meeting place of the cadres of the F regiment on Valentine's Day every year, and the head of the regiment, Zhang Xiang, has begun to complain, he is seventy and seven this year, let alone married, except for his mother, he has not even touched a woman's hand.

A strong spiritual cleanliness habit made him unable to go to the wind and snow place to vent, and over time, he opened up another way to vent, set up a F group, and hated all kinds of scumbags.

In all fairness, Zhang Xiang is not bad looking, his skin is white and detailed, and he is dressed in a decent suit, but he is timid. Don't look at talking to the same person, when you meet a woman, you can't hold back a word for half an hour.

Chi You scratched the hedgehog head: "I was sunk by the river some time ago, my phone was dropped, and I wanted to buy a new one today, but the money was taken away by the landlord, alas, don't mention these, who are you going to get today?" ”

Zhang Xiang glanced at him sympathetically, then swept to the other three rookie cadres, and said in a deep voice: "Everyone here is the elite cadres of the F Regiment, I believe that with everyone's strength, we can definitely defeat the natural enemies that have existed in the F Regiment for a long time!" ”

"That's Gao Fu Shuai!" He slapped the table with a loud voice.

The waiter at the maid's café couldn't help but say, "This master, please don't talk too loudly, it will cause trouble to other masters." ”

"Oh, oh," he smiled, sat down again, and whispered, "Gentlemen, our target is the head of the four playboys who are famous in the sky, the Iron Guard, Xuanyuan. ”

Chi You was shocked: "That guy Xuanyuan is the head of the four major playboys?" ”

Zhang Xiang was very satisfied with his shocked expression, and said proudly: "According to my investigation, Xuanyuan, the three major generals under the former Emperor Shun's account, is known as the highest combat power of the imperial court. He is not only handsome and golden, but also a big carrot, and the frequency of changing girlfriends is every three days. ”

"Is that bastard so popular? I don't even know," he punched in the forehead, and he was also one of the three generals, and he didn't even have a dollar in his pocket.

Damn, you must give that guy Xuanyuan a damn!

"According to my latest information, he recently had a new girlfriend, who is the daughter of the big boss of the Kashiwagi Group, Bai Xun." Zhang Xiang took out a photo and held it high so that they could see the woman in the photo clearly.

Bai Xun, twenty-three years old, is in the prime of his youth, with a melon seed face, curved willow eyebrows, and big watery eyes. In the photo, she is wearing a pale pink dress with diamonds inlaid at the corners of the skirt, diamond heels, and a very sunny smile.

"Our goal is to let her understand Xuanyuan's true face," Zhang Xiang suddenly got up and waved his hand: "F regiment, go on the expedition!" ”

Group F has a wide range of members, and his ability to collect information about scumbags is quite outstanding, and he has figured out Xuanyuan's route today for a while.

It is estimated that among the iron guards, there are also guards who are unhappy with their bosses.

The busiest central street in Khlong Sang is home to countless shops, department stores, and snack bars, and almost everything people can think of here, except for the green building.

Today is Valentine's Day, and the central street is full of people, all of them are an army of couples, and single people hardly dare to set foot in it.

The five men stepped in, deeply feeling the malice from the couple, and the light laughter in their ears seemed to be laughing at them.

"Damn, hurry up and find that guy," Zhang Xiang's face was nervous, eager to fly away from here.

After walking for a while, they saw Xuanyuan and Bai Xun in the crowd, the two of them can be described as talented and beautiful, standing together, exuding a strong brilliance.

Chiyou rolled up his sleeves: "Okay, let me clean him up." ”

"Wait, use a knife to deal with this guy, just let me play," said a horse-faced member of the group, who lifted his shirt to reveal a banana tied around his waist.

Chiyou stretched out his hand to take one: "For the sake of bananas, let you go first." ”

Zhang Xiang explained: "He is the latest new member of the group, Ma Fen. The stunt is to eat bananas at the speed of sound, and without knowing it, put the banana peel on the sole of the sanctioned scumbag's feet, causing him to fall into hell endlessly. ”

"In the end, if you doubt life and luck, your girlfriend will also think that this guy is inferior, so she breaks up."

Chi You ate the banana and pouted: "It's not for me to say, Xuanyuan's guy's lower plate is not generally stable, even if Mount Tai is tilted, that guy can't fall to the ground." ”

Ma Fen squeezed through the crowd, and when he approached the two, the bananas in his hands suddenly flattened, and he threw the banana peel at the feet of Xuanyuan, who was talking.

Then, he stepped on a banana peel, and the whole person slipped and fell backwards. Reacted quickly, he supported the ground with one hand, a beautiful backflip, and after landing, he turned his head and said: "Please be a little virtuous, don't throw banana peels casually, that is, I am agile, and I have already been tricked by ordinary people." ”

"Ah, Xuan, you are just so handsome," Bai Xun looked at him with admiration on his face, and when he looked at Ma Fen, his face suddenly sank: "Look at your immoral appearance, you will definitely not find a girlfriend!" ”

Bang, Ma Fen was injured by 10,000 points, and the condemning gazes cast around him were like invisible blades, constantly cutting into his heart.

Eventually, he couldn't take the pressure anymore and fell to the ground, convulsing.

"Oops, I can't imagine that Ma Fen's banana peel tactics have not only been resolved, but even people have been hit hard by the heart, and I am afraid that I will not be able to fight again in a short time." Zhang Xiang's face was full of shock, and he lost a general at the beginning, and the enemy was really quite difficult.

Chiyou admired: "His strength is good, he can actually make Xuanyuan slip with a banana peel, he is proud enough, let me go next." ”

"Wait! Resentment against my companions, let me do it," said another bespectacled member.

Fan Jian, one of the capable newcomers, is a unique talent, able to cut the underwear of a woman in a skirt at an incredible speed without the other party noticing, and then blame others.

This is a stunt he has been single for 35 years and has practiced hard, and with this trick, he has broken up countless male and female couples.

Chi You couldn't help but complain: "With this time, he can chase women." ”

Zhang Xiang retorted: "If he can catch up, he won't practice this unique skill." ”

Fan Jian stepped forward, his wide sleeves covering the scissors he was clutching. Coming to the two of them, a fashionably dressed woman in a short skirt and her boyfriend passed by.

His eyes lit up, and he shot instantly.

The woman in the short skirt suddenly felt a chill under her crotch, she unconsciously clamped her legs, and looked left and right.

Then, to her left, she noticed a handsome man with long hair. And in the man's pocket, the purple thong panties with ripples seemed very familiar.

was so familiar that she couldn't help but reach out and touch the inside of her skirt, it was empty, and no matter how thin the thong panties were, it was impossible not to touch them.

"Hooligans!!" She slapped Regulus in the face.

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