Lose your marbles!

They must be crazy!

In the official office of the Youth Guide Competition, the four judges were stupid, especially after seeing a tearing battle on the Internet caused by the zero score of "Weiwei", the whole person suddenly felt bad. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"As for it? For the sake of an idol drama, this is too exaggerated! Zhou Hai Angel blinked vigorously, and a hint of surprise flashed in his slightly cloudy eyes.

"A bunch of guys who are well fed and have nothing to do, ignore them and see how long they can jump!" Wu Jinmei still said strongly.

When Qian Shuncheng heard this, he immediately objected: "Don't mind! Mr. Wu, you don't know much about the current situation on the Internet, the official website of the Youth Guide Competition has been paralyzed, the Weibo and post bar of the "Weiwei" crew have also exploded, and even the blog has been affected. ”

"Yes, Mr. Qian is right, you must know that the four of us are just the official representatives of the judging team in this Youth Guide Competition, and there are still a large group of guys waiting to sit in our place!"

"Let's find a way to appease the emotions of the fans first, I can't let them scold like this." Zhou Haitian said like a gentleman.

Wu Jinmei still had a straight face: "The grasshopper after the autumn will not be able to jump for long!" As for this nervousness? What a fuss. ”

Zhou Haitian shook his head: "Now is not the time to be tough, everyone think about how to appease the emotions of fans?" ”

Qian Shuncheng took over: "As the saying goes, hit a snake and hit seven inches!" The cause of the scolding war was caused by the zero score of the drama "Weiwei", and now, either the decision to withdraw the zero score is withdrawn, or the directors and leading actors of the "Weiwei" crew come forward to appease the fans. ”

Wu Jinmei said calmly: "The decision to withdraw zero points will not work, it will damage the prestige of the Youth Guide Competition." ”

"Then the only way to do this is to let the directors and leading actors of the crew of "Weiwei" come forward and cooperate in acting in a play to appease fans." Qian Shuncheng said.

Zhou Haitian found Xiao Qing's number from the official file of the Daoqing Dao Competition, and just wanted to dial it, Wu Jinmei suddenly stopped him: "Don't call, look at Xiao Qing's guy's Weibo." ”

Everyone was stunned, and immediately logged in to their Weibo, and then searched for Xiao Qing's Weibo.

What is surprising is that in the past ten minutes, Xiao Qing actually posted more than N Weibo.

The four judges hit the first one and began to look -

"Hello everyone, I am Xiao Qing, the director of "A Smile is Alluring". Because of the zero score of "Weiwei", a huge scolding war has been triggered on the Internet in the past two days, to be honest, seeing such a scene, as a director, I don't know whether to laugh or cry, the starting point of the TV series is to bring joy and relaxation to the audience, so I hope everyone is rational, I love you. ”

When the four judges saw this, they glanced at each other and smiled, Xiao Qing, this kid is quite sensible!

Not bad.

After a pause, the four of them then looked at the second Weibo, but this time, the four of them were shocked.

I saw the second Weibo content written——

"But how to say it, fan babies, just scold it, after all, our "Weiwei" is a drama hit! But you have been scolding for so long, and you are still being scolded and cried by the other party, I can't bear it. Scold me, yes, scold my fans, no! Paste the 'ammunition' below and copy it and bomb it, no thanks, in addition, you have to be quality and civilized when scolding, you know no, so you should scold like this-"

"You've had your legs on the train tracks, and you've kissed fools. The next time you are treated as a human being, will you try to pretend to be a little bit better? ”

"On a whim, I set up your photo as the desktop of the computer, and TMD actually got a computer virus!"

"Even if no one in this world loves you, cares about you, and values you. My door is still open for you. The Municipal Psychiatric Hospital, giving you a five-star home. ”

......

Zhou Haitian has a big head for a while, he has been in the industry for more than 20 years, and the star idol directors and artists he has met have gone to the sea, but he has never met a strange boy like this!

How can there be fans who scold and scold and lose, and idols run to help scold?

The point is that this kid's mouth is really poisonous, and the words he scolds are not dirty but extremely snarky.

What Zhou Haitian didn't expect was that Xiao Qing's scolding, his Weibo suddenly attracted countless fans, and suddenly became the main battlefield of the scolding war-

Xiao Qing: "It's really not that I want to scold you, as the saying goes, people are cheap for a lifetime, and pigs are cheap for a knife!" You waste air while you live, waste land when you die, waste RMB at home, why bother? ”

As soon as Weibo came out, the following comments exploded instantly.

"Hahaha, Demon Da 666, not only is the scene filmed well, but the scolding is so powerful."

"Phew! I have never seen such a quality director. ”

"Such a person can also be a director, you can get rid of your grandma's nag!"

"As soon as I look upstairs, it's a new arrival, don't you know that the demon is famous?"

"That's it! When I followed the papi sauce at the beginning, I tore up with the flash heart and forced the demon to be soft. ”

"Scum, scum, such a person can also shoot a scum drama like "A Smile is Alluring"!"

"Hey, upstairs, don't keep scolding and scolding, change some tricks, okay?"

Before the words were finished, Xiao Qing posted another Weibo-

"Pink babies, don't scold them, you have to remember to never fight with beasts, win? You are more than a beast. Lost? You're not as good as a beast. Draw? What's the difference between you and a beast? And we can't fight the fools, and we can't reason with the fools, because they will pull your IQ to the same level as them, and then beat you with their rich experience! ”

"Grass! Grass! Heads-up, there's a kind of heads-up! ”

"Lao Tzu surnamed Xiao fought with you."

"Moral turpitude, the best of scum."

"Wowhaha, the demon is mighty! That's right, never compare yourself to beasts, you will lose everything. ”

"It's still a director! Why don't you scold people at all, do you know your identity! ”

"Demon big, I love you, domineering side leak!"

"With such idols, the widow said that he was very relieved, and if there was any scolding in the future, he would close the door and let the demon go."

"Hey, I haven't seen that the demon has this skill talent!"

Xiao Qing then posted on Weibo: "There are so many weapons in Xia Kingdom, you said that you are not good at learning anything, you prefer to learn swords; If you don't learn to go to the sword, you can learn the sword; There are so many sword moves, you learn to get drunk with a sword; Iron sword, you don't learn to learn silver sword! Finally, you have practiced martial arts and drunk silver sword! Finally, we finally reached the realm of the unity of man and sword—sword man!"

As soon as Weibo came out, the decentralized comments exploded again-

“…… ￥#%￥##a！！ ”

"The surname is Xiao, I'll fuck your grandma!"

"Xiao Qing, you're too damaged."

"You Bichi, yin and yang, rotten ass!"

The trolls were anxious, but this thing and that mouth were called a poison, it was like killing people without blood, but they were helpless on their side, and they were suddenly a little dumb.

But Xiao Qing didn't do it.

Scolding and scolding, Xiao Qing seems to be addicted to scolding.

In the original world, one classic scolding joke after another was used by him handily-

"Fuck Xiao Qing, you're a stupid pig!"

Xiao Qing: "You have greens in your teeth." [smiles]"

"Scumbag director, tumor bedbug, get out of the entertainment industry!"

Xiao Qing: "You have greens in your teeth." [smiles]"

"I'll grass your mother, I'll grass you a household registration book!"

Xiao Qing: "You have greens in your teeth." [smiles]"

“.. ¥.#%Mom.... ##a...."

Xiao Qing: "You have greens in your teeth." [smiles]"

“......”

Xiao Qing: "You have greens in your teeth." [smiles]"

"Ah——— why the hell are you going to say that!"

Xiao Qing: "You have greens in your teeth." [smiles]"

Poof-

This one, countless trolls were so angry by Xiao Qing that they were suffocated from internal injuries, damn, I don't know what nerves this thing suddenly has, no matter what you say, he will only reply to you with a sentence of "You have vegetables in your teeth", but the more this is the case, the more angry it is, the more angry it is, but he didn't do the opposite.

But that's not the game yet!

scolded to the end, Xiao Qing really couldn't think of anything else to scold, just when the trolls felt that they were finally about to see the dawn, Xiao Qing swayed and opened the "memory positioning", and suddenly the original scolding jokes of more than 20 years swept over, and then ......

This night, Xiao Qing left an indelible shadow on countless trolls, so much so that in their later careers, once they knew that the object they wanted to spray had something to do with Xiao Qing, they immediately ran away and never looked back.

Hooligans are not scary, they are afraid that hooligans are educated.

Undoubtedly, in the eyes of countless trolls, Xiao Qing is the leader of the rogue world, referred to as rogue NO.1.

To everyone's surprise, just scolding and scolding, Xiao Qing's Weibo followers actually increased at a terrible rate, and in just one night, it actually increased from more than 800,000 to more than 1 million at once.

This made countless artists who tried every means to circle fans roll their eyes, you cow, scolding people and still increasing fans, you are very much, do you know it?

What's even more exaggerated is that he scolded and scolded like this, and he actually scolded on the hot search!

If you open the hot search list now, you will easily find that at this time, "A Smile is Alluring" is actually on the second hot search list, while the first hot search is firmly occupied by the four big words "the strongest scolding guide".

Xiao Qing became famous as soon as he scolded, so that when Xiao Qing became a man of the year later, every time the reporter introduced his countless shining and dazzling titles, he would add the title of "the strongest scolding guide" to the back, and every time the troll saw him, he couldn't help but tighten the chrysanthemum, remembering the fear of being dominated by Xiao Qing's scolding.

Countless people in the entertainment industry looked sideways, and sighed in their hearts, this demon god can't be provoked!