Chapter 45: Of course I want you
At this moment, Lu Yiting, who was sitting at the desk in the dormitory with a bitter face, struggling with the three battle reports, was about to collapse.
Ye Yang on the side was very quiet, propping his chin on the edge of the desk with his hand, looking at Lu Yiting's tangled look, and he was a little bad in his heart, thinking that it was also a pleasure to see Lu Yiting's helpless appearance. After all, now there is no one else who can see Lu Yiting constantly scratching his head and going crazy.
"How do I feel like you're gloating?" Lu Yiting suddenly turned his head to look at Ye Yang who was sitting next to him and said.
In this regard, Ye Yang had to admire Lu Yiting's instinctive acumen, in fact, he was indeed gloating in his heart, just waiting for Lu Yiting to come to him for help.
But on the surface, he didn't say anything, nor did he show any schadenfreude, he was just a quiet beautiful man on the side.
"Your delusion, I didn't say anything." Ye Yang naturally wouldn't honestly admit the bad thoughts in his heart.
"Really?" Lu Yiting pursed the corners of his lips, and then he didn't continue to think about this point, but began to dwell on the three battle reports that almost cost him his life.
"Is it that difficult?" Ye Yang saw that Lu Yiting was really about to go crazy, so he couldn't help but pretend to be kind and asked, "Do you need me to find you a few dictionaries?" Chinese character dictionaries, word and sentence dictionaries, etc.? ”
"You bring me all the Chinese dictionaries, I can't write those things!" Lu Yiting is about to be full of cows.
Seeing that Lu Yiting hadn't taken the initiative to ask him to help write the battle report until now, Ye Yang deeply felt that this was really not Lu Yiting's previous style, so he couldn't help but take the initiative to ask: "Then why don't you ask me to help you write it?" ”
"Don't you have a battle report to write yourself?" Lu Yiting didn't forget that Ye Yang was also one of the executors of the assassination mission, of course, he knew that Ye Yang also had to write his own combat report, so how could Lu Yiting be embarrassed to continue to increase Ye Yang's workload.
"I've already written it." I only heard Ye Yang answer this sentence very simply.
"Huh?" Lu Yiting thought for a moment that he had misheard.
"I've already written it, and I've handed it over to the Stinger senior." Ye Yang replied to Lu Yiting's words again very seriously.
Hearing Ye Yang's words, Lu Yiting once again deeply realized that there was still an insurmountable difference between a person like Ye Yang who was both civil and military and a person like him who could only be martial but not literary.
He had always thought that writing a battle report was more difficult than fighting those zombie mutants, but in Ye Yang's eyes, writing a battle report was completely easy to come by, which made him even more devastated.
The smart Ye Yang immediately saw the unwillingness in Lu Yiting's eyes, so he took the initiative to comfort him: "Don't be entangled, I was also a person who graduated from the Central Military Academy with high scores." The Central Military Academy trains people who can write and martial arts, and if I am even compared to you in this point, then my teachers and instructors will cry. ”
As soon as Lu Yiting heard these words, he immediately felt that it was very reasonable, how could he, a person who even relied on relationships to obtain the first Chinese certificate, be comparable to the top students of the Central Military Academy!
Thinking of this, Lu Yiting suddenly became enlightened, he used to feel that he didn't know how to write a combat report because of his lack of IQ, but now it seems that it is not that he is not IQ enough, but that he has read too little.
"So the fourth uncle is bullying me for not reading much!" Lu Yiting quickly blurted out such a sentence.
Hearing Lu Yiting's words, Ye Yang laughed very facelessly on the spot, and said: "Don't just expose the truth that you don't read much, because if you don't say it, just looking at your appearance still makes people feel quite smart." ”
"I'm already smart!" Lu Yiting retorted angrily, "I just don't know much about this Chinese character!" ”
Ye Yang laughed again, and then hooked his little finger towards Lu Yiting: "That's it, I can help you write, but I want to be good." ”
"I don't have any money." Lu Yiting intuitively replied in a pitiful tone.
"Who asked you for money?!" Ye Yang couldn't help but throw a roll of his eyes at him.
"You don't want money, so what do you want?" Lu Yiting raised his eyebrows puzzled, "I really don't have anything, all the weapons and equipment are provided by the fourth uncle, and they are not in my name, and I can't give it to you without permission." ”
"I don't want to equip weapons either." Ye Yang sighed very helplessly, he sometimes couldn't understand why he fell in love with such a brainless kid.
"And what do you say you want?" Lu Yiting asked very puzzled, he really couldn't think of anything else in himself that Ye Yang wanted.
"Isn't that obvious?!" Ye Yang first asked rhetorically, and when he saw that Lu Yiting still didn't react, he quickly reached out and pulled Lu Yiting's head over, and then took the initiative to go up and kiss Lu Yiting's lips.
After kissing this time, Ye Yang didn't wait for Lu Yiting to speak out and took the lead in blushing and added embarrassedly: "Of course I want you, idiot!" ”
Where did Lu Yiting think that Ye Yang would be so active in broad daylight, and his head, which had exhausted his brain cells for the battle report, was even more stunned at this time, and he didn't know what expression to put on to deal with Ye Yang's words just now.
Seeing Lu Yiting's innocent reaction, Ye Yang almost knelt down for this unenlightened eldest brother. Could it be that he said it so directly, this kid still doesn't understand what it means?
But now Ye Yang has already said his thoughts, if he doesn't take advantage of the situation to push Lu Yiting down, he won't be a man!
So Ye Yang immediately followed his feelings, didn't give Lu Yiting time to think more, and took the initiative to kiss Lu Yiting again.
Of course, Lu Yiting is not really a wooden person, even if he is not very experienced in this kind of thing, but he is very good at following his instincts.
Therefore, in the face of Ye Yang's enthusiastic and active behavior, Lu Yiting quickly responded, and the lips and tongues of the two quickly intertwined.
Just when Ye Yang thought that it was very dramatic to turn Lu Yiting into bed this time, a very untimely knock on the door suddenly sounded, so the two of them immediately stopped the kiss.
Ye Yang: "......"
Lu Yiting: "......"
I saw that the two of them were very silent and wanted to pretend that they were not in the dormitory, but the person outside the door just didn't give up, and still knocked on the door.
Not only did Lu Yiting want to kill that person, but even Ye Yang looked murderous, because the time he spent alone with Lu Yiting was destroyed again! What's more, his good deeds have been stirred up again!
In the end, he couldn't stand the fierce attack of this knock on the door, and Lu Yiting, who was even more irritable, hurriedly gestured to Ye Yang and asked him to open the door quickly.
Ye Yang saw that Lu Yiting really looked like he wanted to kill someone, so he had no choice but to walk over and open the door.
Then, as soon as Ye Yang opened the door, the person outside the door quickly pounced on Ye Yang and hugged him tightly, and then said in a sad tone: "Ye Yang, I really don't know what to do!" ”
Without waiting for Ye Yang, who was hugged tightly, to speak, Lu Yiting, who was sitting on the other side of the desk, immediately couldn't help but break the pen in his hand with force: "Shao Xiaofang, don't fucking always come to find death!" ”