Chapter 15: The Old Mayor and the Dog
"I'm ......," the old mayor shed tears aggrievedly, "Isn't it women's clothing!" I admit it! The old mayor changed into his women's clothes and walked out of the alley haughtily. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"This is a warrior!" Levi was sincerely impressed.
"Catch that pervert!" Suddenly, a scream interrupted Levi's thoughts.
"Daddy! I want that dress too! ”
"Damn it! How dare you wear such clothes in front of my son! A rough and deep male voice came in.
"Wow!!" The sound of a dog barking came in, followed by the sound of a camera, and ......
"I'm sorry, Mayor Mare, I hurt you, I hope your soul can live the life you like forever in a country of free thought." Levi's conscience was condemned, and he sighed and sat back.
"Kid, if you can't get food in a few days, let's eat the dog." As soon as Levi looked up, he saw the old mayor holding a men's dress.
"What a dog is?" The old mayor turned to one side, and Levi saw the bald-tailed vicious dog hanging on the old mayor's buttocks, "It also has a name tag." Levi prompted.
"Oh, forget it." The old mayor sighed slowly, "Can I trouble you to get it down?" I can't change my clothes like this. Finally, the old mayor was defeated in front of the eyes of the world.
"Well, I wouldn't dare." The vicious dog was staring at Levi fiercely, making him wonder if the dog was trying to change his target.
In the end, it was the slime who bravely wrapped up the vicious dog.
"How?" The old mayor finished changing his clothes and stood in front of Levi.
"What do you say......" Levi grinned, "I think it's better for you to get an adult's clothes." "The old mayor is wearing the school uniform of the local elementary school students, fortunately, it is the boys' version, but the old mayor with his belly exposed, half of his arms and half of his legs, is still hovering on the edge of perverts and normal people.
"At that time, I was in such a hurry, how could I have any clothes to take?" Suddenly, the old mayor thought of something, "Aren't you wearing clothes?" Why don't you get a set for me? ”
Li Wei pouted, as far as you still educate me, how can the guy who stole people's clothes as soon as he got off power, and now instigates others to commit crimes, has any morality at all? "Let's talk about food rather than clothes, right?" He decided to change the subject.
"It's a pity that this dog has an owner." The old mayor sighed and glanced at the dog in the slime, "Look! The name brand is gone! He shouted excitedly.
"That's just melted away, this dog still has an owner." Levi patiently explained.
"I don't care! No name brand means no owner. The old man's eyes became more and more hideous.
Even the dog in the slime trembled with fright.
"Let it go." At the same time, the old mayor took a stick and drooled, "It should be much better than dry bread." ”
"Sure enough, breaking the law is the road of no return." Watching the old mayor sink deeper and deeper, Levi sighed and asked the slime to let go of the dog.
"If you can contribute a little, I'll forgive you." The old mayor raised his stick and smiled fiercely, just a dog, where could he understand his own words.
Unexpectedly, the dog's reaction was extremely fast, and before the stick could be knocked down, it ran out, "Bastard, you come back for me!" In the old mayor's shouting and scolding, its back gradually drifted away.
The old mayor sighed and sat down on the cardboard box.
"I didn't expect this dog to be quite clever." Just as Levi sighed, he suddenly saw the dog running back with something in his mouth. "I was wrong, it's a complete idiot." He stared blankly at the flattering idiot.
"It's ...... Clothes for adults? The old mayor looked at the wild dog with a surprised expression, and he changed into the clothes that the dog had brought him, and it was just right, "Good boy, you are much more useful than the two of them!" The old mayor laughed and stroked the dog's head.
Levi wanted to refute it, but he found that the old mayor had a point.
Later, the old mayor let the dog come back with some food. Because of the wet food, the old mayor and Levi still didn't dare to move.
Now that they are barely full and have clothes, the two finally have room to discuss the future.
"This meal is settled, but what about the next meal, do we really want to eat those wet things?" Afraid of hurting the bald-tailed dog's self-esteem, Levi whispered.
"I have an idea, the old mayor smiled very confidently, as long as we have this dog, your slime, and me, we can eat, and maybe we can live in a house."
"What about me?" Levi pointed to himself.
"By the way, let's talk about what kind of house to rent." The old mayor digressed the subject......
The next day, Levi and the old mayor lay on the dirt slope, "Will she really come?" "It's been morning, and neither of them has drunk a sip of water.
"Believe me, today is the day she goes into the city to buy something." The old mayor looked calm.
"I said, how do you know when a little girl enters the city every month and helps someone make clothes of the right size?" Levi looked at this old man in amazement, who he couldn't see through more and more, fortunately, the more he dealt with the old mayor, the less guilty he felt, maybe he and the slime did a good thing for the town by removing the old mayor.
"As a mayor, how can I not care about the lives of the townspeople?" The old mayor glanced at Li Wei with a look full of righteousness.
"Oh, so you know when the police are patrolling, and it's nice to be able to do business without risk." Levi patted the old mayor on the shoulder.
"yes." The old mayor looked away.
"Know what time a girl goes into town every month, but don't know how long her patrol patrols? What did you do when you were mayor? Unconsciously, the "you" in Levi's mouth has become "you".
"Don't talk nonsense if you haven't been mayor of the town!" The old mayor was annoyed, "I just care more about the lives of the common people!" ”
"Oh? Tell me, what kind of business does that vendor do? Levi pointed to a merchant walking towards the city.
"He's a hat seller." The old mayor said confidently.
At that moment, the container that the man was carrying fell to the ground, and various knives fell out.
"Are people old, memories will always be confused, don't look at me with that kind of eyes!" The old mayor coughed dryly.
"Oh." The way Levi looked at him had completely changed.
"The target appears!" At this moment, a beautiful girl dressed plainly appeared in the eyes of the two, and by the way, she relieved the old mayor.
"Grow up again......," the old mayor sighed, took out the women's clothes he had prepared, and threw them into the air, in Levi's eyes, his hand turned into a phantom, and all kinds of utensils were mixed together under the reflection of the sun, shaking Levi's eyes.