Chapter 13 What's Your Mother's Last Name?
"You have a bruise on your face, it was yesterday...... Beaten by a monkey? ”
As soon as Hao Fang's words came out, the atmosphere of the small restaurant suddenly fell into a strange dead silence. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
What the hell is this?
It's clear that we're going to smash your store, what do you mean by saying these things at this time?
The young men who were gearing up turned their heads in confusion.
Among them, a yellow-haired young man immediately reprimanded angrily:
"What are you talking nonsense about? Our Brother Jie is suave and suave, and he is more well-dressed than those celebrities, how can he have been beaten by a monkey like this? ”
"Brother Jie, you said yes, Brother Jie? Brother Jie? ”
It's just that the voice fell for a while, and Shen Jie didn't have any reply, so several people turned their heads to look at him.
I saw Shen Jie, who was still proud just now, and his face was blue and red at this time, which was very ugly.
"It's ...... Oops! ”
Several young people screamed in their hearts that it was not good.
I'll you second grandma, open your mouth and talk nonsense, you can also blind cats meet dead rats to say right?
A few of them didn't believe that Hao Fang really had the magic to spy on people's hearts, but then again, this guy's character was too good.
Sun Yan was also surprised that her small mouth opened into an "O" shape, and she was about to stuff two quail eggs!
She really couldn't figure it out, how did Hao Fang know that the other party had been beaten by a monkey, just by virtue of the bruises on his face? This is too exaggerated, can't it be a face hitting the door?
Shen Jie also looked depressed.
Yesterday morning, he went to the zoo with his girlfriend, and he was happy, but when he passed by a cage, the wild monkey didn't know what kind of wind he was smoking, and suddenly his paws stretched out of the cage and gave him a slap.
So many men, women, and children are watching him laugh on the sidelines, that's a shame!
At that time, he took his girlfriend's hand and left!
His face was cloudy and uncertain for a while, and then Shen Jie said angrily: "In order to deal with me, he actually used such indiscriminate methods early, and he also followed me specifically!" ”
Trace?
You're thinking too much!
Hao Fanghun smiled nonchalantly, and then stared at him with a strange face again, and then said leisurely: "You...... Kidney deficiency, but you are embarrassed to go to the pharmacy to buy kidney tonic medicine, so you bought a bottle on the Internet, by the way, the name of the medicine is Liuwei Dihuang Pill. ”
"What nonsense are you talking about...... What the? Shen Jie's face was shocked, but how could he admit such a humiliating thing, and objected without thinking about it.
It's just that his opposition became smaller and smaller, and finally it was so small that even he couldn't hear it clearly.
"I'll go!"
"it!"
"Wori!"
Is that right?!
The eyes of those young people widened suddenly, and their mouths were even more foul-mouthed, and now it seemed that only by bursting foul mouths could they vent the deep horror in their hearts at this time!
"Right? It's incredible! ”
Sun Yanqiao's face was full of astonishment, just now with the bruises, it was already outrageous to see that Shen Jie had been beaten by a monkey, and now it is even more outrageous, this is also incredible!
"Wait, what did I just say in my heart? But then again, it's incredible! ”
Shen Jie glared at Hao Fang angrily at this time, and his eyes were about to erupt with fire, "You guy, you are full of ......."
However, before he could finish speaking, Hao Fang interrupted him mercilessly and said coldly: "You were cuckolded by your girlfriend." ”
"Huh?"
Shen Jie's face froze instantly, and a trace of horror flashed on his face, but this expression disappeared in a flash, and basically no one noticed.
"How is this possible?"
"That's it, you kid is talking nonsense!"
The young men shook their heads.
Who is Brother Jie? That's the famous rich second generation of Jinling University, how many girls beg to warm his bed? Still cuckolding? How stupid do you have to be to say such unrealistic things?
Sun Yan also looked at Hao Fang with some confusion, not knowing how the other party should answer this.
But what no one knew was that the expression on Shen Jie's face that flashed just now, Hao Fang saw it in his eyes, and his heart was more certain.
Shen Jie glared angrily at Hao Fang at this time, "If you talk nonsense again, be careful that I sue you for slander and send you to your bureau!" ”
"Oh? Is it? Hao Fang said in a light tone at this time: "Then what happened to the 5,000 yuan you gave to your girlfriend yesterday afternoon?" If I'm not mistaken, I should have sent her to the hospital for an abortion. ”
"Brother Jie, is that really the case?" Seeing that Hao Fang's tone was so determined, a square-faced young man looked at Shen Jie with some hesitation.
"It's your mother!" Shen Jie angrily slapped the other party.
"Hehe, it's all this time, and I still don't admit it." Hao Fang shook his head and smiled helplessly, "Then do you want me to tell the name of the hospital where your girlfriend beat the baby in front of the big guy?" ”
The corners of his mouth curled up and said jokingly: "Ren ......"
"Don't say it, don't say it, I'll give you the money...... Please don't say it......" Just hearing the word "benevolence", Shen Jie knew that the other party knew everything about this matter.
Hao Fang was right, after being slapped by a monkey yesterday and pulling his girlfriend away, his girlfriend vomited halfway, and after questioning, he learned that she was pregnant, and the key was not his, and his lungs exploded at that time!
But how could he say such a thing that is extremely embarrassing for a man? So, he gave his girlfriend 5,000 yuan for the abortion, and the hospital where the abortion was Renai Hospital.
But how did the other party know about such a secret thing?
It's impossible!!
"Devil! You're the devil! Shen Jie trembled and handed his wallet to Hao Fang.
"I don't have enough money, what can I do?" Hao Fang took out all the cash from the wallet handed by Shen Jie, counted only a thousand yuan, and looked thoughtfully at the other youths.
was coldly looked at by Hao Fang, and the huge bodies of those young people were all shocked.
"When you were eight years old, you secretly roasted your neighbor's chicken and ate it."
"When you were ten years old, you stole someone's little girl's buttocks, and then you were chased by someone for the whole campus."
"Oh, by the way, you were eleven years old......"
"And you, when you were twelve......"
Hao Fang had no reason to let them go, and walked towards them "with bad intentions".
But wherever Hao Fang passed, it was chickens flying and dogs jumping, wailing all over the wilderness!
Hao Fang's mouth can be said to be like a knife, killing these people without the power to fight back!
The scene is so tragic that it is not enough for outsiders!
was bluntly said by Hao Fang to his face, and the two of them were both frightened.
If Hao Fang is just talking about the troubles they have been doing recently, the key is that these are all ugly things they did when they were children, and even they themselves are about to forget, this is the fear that makes people feel from the depths of their souls!
Sun Yan was stunned from the sidelines!
She didn't believe in any knife mouth before, but now that she saw Hao Fang, she believed it, and where is this knife mouth, this mouth is even more poisonous than a poisonous snake!
In front of his mouth, anyone is as if they have stripped naked, there is no secret to speak of, and it is terrifying to think about.
on the field.
The few young people who were still showing off their martial arts just now, now there is only one yellow-haired young man left!
The yellow-haired young man's face turned white with fright, and he retreated to the corner and trembled, without the majestic momentum he had when he smashed the store.
Hao Fang was at this time, step by step, like the god of death carrying a sickle, slowly approaching him, and when he was only one step away, he opened his mouth and said leisurely: "Your mother......"
As everyone knows, Hao Fang's step-by-step approach has brought great psychological pressure to the yellow-haired youth, and when Hao Fang just said the word "your mother", it seemed to completely break his psychological defense!
"Ah~~~Ah~~~Ah~~~!!"
"Ah~~~Ah~~~Ah~~~!!"
The yellow-haired young man rushed out of the store with a strange scream as if he had been convulsed, and in the blink of an eye, he was gone.
Hao Fang: "......"
The words "your surname" were not said after all.
Your sister, I just want to ask your mother's surname, do you need to be so afraid of me?
I'm not a beast, I'm just a little chef who knows how to listen to the mind.