Chapter 007: Come, Kiss Me

Zhao Wufu woke up again, and there must be water for farming, and the old man told him that he could go wherever he wanted to go in the wasteland realm. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 So he had to wake up once, and then go to the river, save himself a three-hundred-mile run.

As soon as he woke up, he was on his side, and he clearly felt that Bei Xiangxiang behind him was changing his dressing. I remembered it, I was excited, I forgot to change the dressing and went to find land.

After taking a look at myself, I was just wearing underwear, do you want to say something? Think about it or not.

"Are you awake?" Unexpectedly, Bei Xiangxiang spoke first. "Why are you so sleepy, sleeping so dead, you don't know how to change your wounds."

"I'm asleep, you change it for me, I'm embarrassed to not be at all."

"You're still embarrassed, I thought you could only talk in your dreams."

"Ah, I said a dream, what dream?"

"What are you talking about, Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor... Bei Xiangxiang glued the last gauze and said, "The stitches will be removed in two days, but there will definitely be a scar on the back!" ”

Zhao Lao Wu turned over, "Man, a real man is a real man with a scar, who dares to provoke me in the future, I will scare them to death as soon as I take off my clothes." My dream words are only two words, the Jade Emperor, right? ”

"Almost, the others didn't hear it clearly. Can you cover the quilt? ”

Zhao Wufu pillowed his arm, looked at Bei Xiangxiang, stretched out his hand and slowly pulled the quilt, "From this angle, you are really beautiful." But can you change your clothes to me, you wear a short nightdress like this, aren't you tempting me? ”

Bei Xiangxiang stretched out her long white legs and teased, "I'm just tempting you, do you dare?" ”

"Go and go, don't be blind here, it's not early, hurry up and go to sleep, I'm still busy."

"What are you busy with so late?"

"I... I'm going to say hello to my moon master." Zhao Wufu took out his mobile phone, logged in to the live broadcast room, and came up with a sentence "The king of heaven killed the tiger, I am the fifth king of Tangcun." ”

"Look, it's cute, isn't it, the sound is good, isn't it?"

Bei Xiangxiang rolled her eyes, "What did I think, it turned out to be chasing Internet celebrities, this is also called cute, is that all?" Bei Xiangxiang clenched her small fist, put it next to her face, smiled, puffed out her small mouth, and then tilted her head and let out two nice laughs. Ah, it turned out to be the fifth, long time no see, hehe..."

Lao Wu's heart is very complicated now, there are Internet celebrities who can watch it, and there is Xiangxiang's live broadcast, the problem is that he has to go farming. With such a beautiful day, everyone is accompanied by a beauty in the moon, and he... "Sister, I will be your fan from now on." ”

"Hehehe, not bad, come and reward you." After speaking, he kissed Zhao Wufu on the face, "I'm going to sleep." Then he got out of bed, opened the door and went out, and said, "Don't forget to turn off the lights, good night." ”

Zhao Wufu has always been a little stunned, and touched his face, ', does this girl like me?' ’

came back to his senses, Zhao Wufu casually said a few words in the live broadcast room and turned it off, how could he have time to watch the live broadcast. He has to be sober and sober, it stands to reason that he is a rural baby, and he should be content with such a beautiful college student who likes him. But he thought of Tang Wan'er again, he came to Jinhai to find Tang Wan'er, he couldn't find it yet, he got along with others first.

"Heavens, do you have to play with me like this?" Zhao Wufu covered his face, fell back on the bed, closed his eyes, opened his eyes again and reached out to turn off the light.

……

River, Zhao Wufu opened a small piece of land near here, he didn't expect that this side of the river was so grassless.

He didn't even have a tool, so he took off his clothes, dipped them in water, wet the soil, and scratched the soil with his hands, and separated the big clods.

Two small plots, one sprinkled with small greens and one sprinkled with Chinese cabbage, there is not even a picture of dung, and the vegetables that grow are definitely not nutritious. But it's better than nothing, and it's so empty and desolate that you have to come here to water it often.

After finishing the work, Zhao Wufu sat next to him, such a large piece of land, he will not only have to plant in the future, but also build a house when the population is large, I really don't know which year and month it will be able to develop well.

At this moment, a sand city storm route appeared in the distance, and the muscles on Zhao Wufu's face twitched, this land is too perverted, it can run so fast without bringing himself.

"Oh, that's good."

"You learn from Jay Chou, why are you different from the land staged on TV, a fairy is so unserious."

"Have the directors seen me? You think the land is easy to do. If it weren't for the sake of Heaven and for you, would it be necessary for me to work so hard to guard such a large piece of wasteland? You have a saying, if you have milk, you are a mother, come, call a mother to listen. ”

"Huh?" Zhao Wufu looked surprised: "You are sick." ”

"Isn't that how you understand it? It seems that I still have to learn from your current culture, the trend is too fast, and I can't keep up with the pace. Saying that, the land jumped up with his cane in his hand, "Rubbing rubbing, it seems that the pace of the devil, Oye! ”

Zhao Wufu went to the ground and almost collapsed, "Lao Tzu believes in your evil!" ”

"Young people have too little patience, little patience, and their wives run."

"Huh? What the hell is this? Can you all connect with this? ”

"Of course, impatient people are impatient to do anything, and they are in a hurry to do anything. Women need foreplay, it's too urgent, and after a long time, won't my wife run away! According to your customs, if you have a wife, you will start a family, but when your wife is gone, your family is scattered, and this matter is so serious. ”

Zhao Wufu was speechless, "I don't have anything to do with you, I don't have any object." There's one thing I don't understand, why don't you go to Earth? ”

"Earth? Hey, the earth is not even a land temple, do people still believe in God now? All the land of the earth is used to build houses, and all houses have been built, so what do you need my land for? Look at me like this, if no one believes in me, I will grow old, because I have no value, only the last bit of vitality, if I still can't find the person who believes in me, the person who can help me farm the land is these loess. ”

"Ah, the gods are so pitiful?"

"Immortals are in the upper realm, mortals are in the lower realm, they all belong to the same great plane and are closely related. Let me ask you, if there is no one in a country, is the president of that country still the president? Now that no one believes me, can I still be considered a land? ”

"It turned out to be a hard worker. So you're here just to survive? ”

"It's not all, this is the task given to me by the Jade Emperor, the earth doesn't believe in immortals, so redevelop a new population in a no-man's plane to believe in the gods, otherwise do you know what will happen in the end? God and man are separated, the plane collapses, and everyone has to hang. ”

"I'm scrambling, I really can't believe the words of those experts, and every day I take a dumb person who can't speak, saying that the earth will perish because of this, because of that perdition, it turns out that it's all fart."

"So, little friend, your task is very difficult, you must complete the important task assigned to you by the organization. In this way, you can be worthy of the organization's cultivation of you and the country. Remember, remember, I will often come to hand over water in the future, I will go first. ”

"Wait, I can't plant such an endless piece of land in my life!"

"Don't worry, there are a lot of things in the mall, as long as you have money..." The land lowered his voice, blocked his mouth with his palm, and whispered, "The Jade Emperor can call you uncle." ”

……

Two days later, Bei Xiangxiang drove Zhao Wufu to the hospital to remove the stitches, and the wound healed very well, but there was a scar.

On the way back, Bei Xiangxiang said: "I can go to work in two days." ”

"Then you send me back to the dormitory, I've been at your house for so long."

Bei Xiangxiang was stunned for a moment, and parked the car on the side of the road, "You want to go back to the dormitory?" Yao Shun is still there, and the sixth child has not been found, and they will definitely retaliate against you when you go back to the dormitory. ”

"It's okay, didn't I learn a few tricks, and it's out of the way. I can't stay at your house all the time, it's not like that. ”

"You saved me, what's wrong with living in my house, my dad didn't chase you."

"Your dad is giving me face, I can't give me a face. That's no different from Yao Shun. Don't worry, I'm just going back to the dormitory, not going home, and you can't bear me. ”

"Who is reluctant to go to you, and I don't have to serve an uncle every day when you leave. Don't leave today, you can talk to my dad in the evening and then leave, that's it. Bei Xiangxiang finished speaking and continued to drive.