Daily Life 1:

One day, the University Food City. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He Miting took Zhu Chuer to a noodle shop.

She strongly recommended: "I heard that this noodle shop recently launched a special noodle of the season, and people who have eaten it say that it is super delicious, but it is very popular." The most important thing is that it is definitely to your taste. ”

Zhu Chuer absolutely believed in the mouth of a foodie and said, "Okay." Hurry up, I've just finished class now, and there are a lot of people waiting for the meeting. ”

The two went straight to the noodle shop, looking at more and more people, Zhu Chuer didn't read the recipe, and quickly took out his card and motioned to He Miting to order.

He Miting said to the boss: "Boss, two bowls of duck intestine noodles!" No green onions! No cilantro! No carrots! ”

Zhu Chuer looked at He Miting in shock, looked at the boss a little messily and said, "Wait, it's one bowl, and the other bowl is for somen noodles." ”

When the noodles came, He Miling also asked Zhu Chuer strangely: "I remember you said that there is an old store in your hometown that has duck intestine noodles, which are very delicious, and I especially want to eat them." Why don't you have a try? It tastes really good. As he spoke, he was about to pick up the noodles in his bowl and put them in the bowl of the second year of junior high school.

Zhu Chuer stopped again and again, and said seriously: "I have quit this hobby." Because after my investigation, the amount of cholesterol and fat in the intestines is high, and it can cause high blood pressure, high blood lipids, and ...... And obesity! ”

The last word successfully hit He Miting, looked at the second year of junior high school, looked at the bowl, hesitated for a moment and said firmly: "After eating this, I will go to the playground to run laps to lose weight." He succeeded in convincing himself and began to eat happily.

Zhu Chuer looked at the cheerful He Miting's duck intestine noodles, and then looked at the somen noodles in front of him with only a few green vegetables floating on the soup. The heart was silently drooling.

Isn't there a lyric that says, "Why should women be embarrassed by women." ”

Now, it is also suitable to put it on Zhu Chuer, "Why should the intestines be embarrassed by the intestines." ”

What's more, Nuwa is the mother of all things, so isn't Nuwa's intestines the mother of all intestines. Therefore, as a descendant of Nuwa's intestines and a descendant of the outstanding and most successful representatives of the intestines, Zhu Chuer no longer eats intestines. The main thing is that I always feel like I eat intestines, which seems weird.

Delicious duck intestine noodles, goodbye.

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Daily life 2:

One day, Zhu Chuer, who was lying on the bed in the dormitory, held his mobile phone in his hand when he had nothing to do, intending to check about Nuwa's intestines, after all, he was still a little curious, what kind of intestines it was. The default in my heart is still the small intestine, and I have really checked a lot of family literature recently, but Nuwa's intestine is only mentioned in a simple sentence in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas".

In the new era, it's most convenient to search for information.

As a result, after the search, Zhu Chuer really wanted to look up to the sky and cry.

It's so ruthless, and my goddamn curiosity.

Isn't there a lyric that says, "Tears fell out of my eyes when I knew the truth." ”

Zhu Chuer silently closed the page, thinking: "No matter what kind of intestines are good, they must be intestines." The large intestine is also good. As long as it's not a possibility that you just saw. ”

Since then, Zhu Chuer has accepted that he is a descendant of Nuwa's intestines. It's just intestines!