In the dormitory of a certain unit, in front of the computer, a man trembled his hands, took two sips of milk tea in his hand, stared at the keyboard, and typed word by word. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Ten minutes later, there was a sudden line of words in the chatting room.

"I confessed a hundred and one times, and never replied, and this time she suddenly said to me, are you short of money? Did she agree? ”

The room was silent, and a minute later another one popped up.

"Waiting online, it's urgent."

One sentence exploded the entire chat room, and replies sprayed like floating machine guns.

"Big brother, you're so funny, aren't you?"

"People ask if you have the money to buy a set, haha, what have you done to be poor, let my brother teach you, the girl's deduction number is sent, I'll go first, and you drink soup in the back."

"It's not funny, it's a hundred and one times."

"This is called a person's female affair, do you understand? You uneducated !! ”

……

Five minutes later, there was one more: "I'll be serious!" ”

……

Half an hour later, a message appeared on the screen again:

"I'm not funny, and I haven't bought a condom, and I don't know she buttoned it, but it's really a hundred and one times!"

The chat room was silent again, and it was clear that the brother was not in his right head.

However, which person in love has a normal head?

The wind direction has changed, and the winter wind has become warmer.

There was one more message of comfort on the screen, "Dude, chasing girls must start with friends first, don't worry!" ”

"Brother, come back and fight for two hundred and one times."

The man was silent, wiped his face, got up and left the computer.

"Miracles don't happen." He sighed, a little bitter.

Chen Jie, male, 25 years old, has a dick, and is now working as a chorre in a company.

He pushed open the door and saw a courier package on the ground at the door, the sender, address, and recipient were all blank, only Chen Jie's mobile phone number, I don't know who sent it.

Chen Jie opened the package, and inside was a Bluetooth headset, no manual, no buttons, the body was bright silver, and it looked quite tall.

Practical joke? Who is so boring, I am so miserable, I really dare not use it?

Chen Jie laughed at himself, full of dick silk.

He put on the headphones, and a mechanical voice immediately sounded in his ears: "Found the host, spoof Bluetooth through the system binding...... The binding is successful, host 1218 Chen Jie, Xiaolan serves you. ”

Little Blue? What is it, where did it come from? Why is it ringing in my head?

Chen Jie asked tentatively: "Xiaolan? ”

A mechanical voice came from my ear: "Yes." What questions do you have about the host? ”

Chen Jie stayed for a minute before he was sure that it was not a dream.

Remembering what the system just said, No. 1218, is it?

Xiaolan took the initiative to confess: "Yes, No. 1218, there are 1217 hosts who have used this system before the host, and for various reasons, they have all sacrificed. Xiao Lan paused and continued,

"I hope the host gets rid of this fate and there won't be another 1219 hosts."

What the?

The previous hosts are all hanging?

When Chen Jie heard this, his head was dizzy, his face stiffened for a while, and he continued to ask:

"Xiaolan, this ...... I'm just a soy sauce guy, can I ...... Don't kill me, I'm still a virgin, and I still have to chase the goddess......"

The mechanical voice in his ears sounded again: "This system is called the spoof Bluetooth traversal system, which can take the host to travel to major film and television works."

As long as the host completes the task, you can get points and powerful rewards, of course, if you fail, points will be deducted, and if the points are less than zero, you will be zero in this world.

Of course, as a reward, the abilities gained after crossing can be retained and can be used in real society, so the host's desire to pursue the goddess is a piece of cake for the successful.

It's no exaggeration to say, don't talk about goddesses, even female goblins, you can have as many as you want......

Chen Jie felt that the corners of his mouth were twitching, and he said it beautifully, at first glance, this Xiaolan was doing sales, or he was engaged in pyramid schemes.

I don't want any skills, I just want to live well.

He adjusted his language and said cautiously:

"Well, I have one more question......"

Before he finished speaking, Xiaolan interrupted him, "Well, since the host has agreed, let's start the first world crossing, the countdown begins, 10, 9, 8 ......"

Nima!

Whoever said it, I still have something to say later!

Before Chen Jie finished speaking, it was dark in front of his eyes, and the sky was dim for a while, and only a metallic voice echoed in his ears:

"This world is "Mr. Zombie", and the general plot is: Master Ren, a wealthy family in Renjia Town, because Mr. Feng Shui told his father that he must move his grave after twenty years, otherwise the Ren family will have bad consequences.

So Master Ren asked Uncle Jiu, the chief of Maoshan Road, to help move the grave, and when the tomb was dug up that day, crows were everywhere, and the coffin lid was opened to find that the body of Mrs. Ren was not rotten, and he was suspected of becoming a zombie, and Uncle Nine asked to burn the body to prevent the corpse from changing.

But Master Ren refused to burn the body.

After a series of changes, Master Ren died as a zombie, Uncle Nine and others were defeated by Mrs. Ren, just Uncle Nine's younger brother Simu Dao Chang led the zombie group under his control to come, and everyone worked together to eliminate the zombie Old Lady Ren. ”

"System task release:

Task 1: Stuff garlic into Mrs. Ren's mouth, reward 100 points for success, and deduct 100 points for failure.

Task 2: Tear Ren Tingting's skirt no matter how you do it, you will be rewarded with 100 points if you succeed, and 100 points will be deducted if you fail.

Task 3: Let the female ghost Xiaoyu say the sentence that you are so handsome, and reward 100 points for success, and deduct 100 points for failure.

Task 4: Apprentice to Uncle Jiu, learn Maoshan Taoism, reward 100 points for success, and deduct 100 points for failure.

If the score is 0, it will be wiped out!!

Completing all quests allows you to return to the real world immediately, or you can choose to stay for twenty-four hours and force a return.

In view of the fact that the host is a white, I will give away the skills that I will never forget, and I hope that the host will not hit the street. Hehehehehe~"

Night...

Chen Jie opened his eyes, it was pitch black in front of him, the cold wind was biting, blowing on his body like a knife, and there was a sound of leaves rustling in his ears.

Where is this?

Hearing these tasks, Chen Jie felt like he was about to cry.

What kind of task is this?,The last task is normal.,The previous ones are spoofed enough.,Is it really good to be undisciplined like this...

Fortunately, if you have the skills to remember, at least you will learn everything faster, and even if you can't learn it, you can still memorize it and think slowly.

Now the top priority is to find the town where Uncle Nine is located, only then can he complete the task.

Chen Jie complained inwardly, the corners of his mouth twitched a little, and he didn't seem to accept the reality yet.

However, the night in the zombie world doesn't feel very safe...

Before the words fell, a thud sounded, followed by an aggressive jumping sound, could it be...

Before he finished thinking about it, an object that looked like a zombie wearing a Qing Dynasty official uniform appeared, and the most important thing was that the other party also stretched out two arms, Chen Jie wanted to cry.

Oh, my God~~

Chen Jie closed his eyes and rushed forward at the speed of a hundred-meter sprint in an instant, and he didn't look back to see what was going on behind him, so he rushed like this, but the aggressive voice was getting closer and closer...

"No, it's so ferocious! Jumping faster than I ran, it doesn't make sense! Help~~~~"

Chen Jie screamed while running in tears, praying that some Taoist priest nearby would pass by here to rescue him.

Ten minutes later, Chen Jie was so tired that he was about to lie down, but the zombie behind him was still chasing after him, and Chen Jie really couldn't run.

"Do I want to die young, but I'm still a chick~~"

Chen Jie looked at the sky speechlessly, although the sky was dark at this time...

Before he could finish howling, a four-eyed Dao Master wearing a gossip hat and a yellow Heavenly Master robe appeared, and when he saw him, he shouted from a distance:

"Oops, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is my customer, I went to pee, and he came here..."

After the middle-aged Taoist priest said sorry to Ye Xiang twice, he touched his head with one hand and ran to the zombie with his footsteps.

It bites the index finger of its right hand, mutters some incantation in its mouth, and then points it to the zombie's forehead, and the zombie is motionless for a moment, and then sticks a yellow paper talisman to the zombie's head.

Chen Jie was momentarily stunned.

"What, this zombie is still running around? Did you know I was almost bitten!!

Ahhh

How unlucky this is one after another..."

Before he finished speaking, a mouse suddenly popped out next to him, and Chen Jie stepped on the mouse and fell down with a thud.

"Oh, my God, what day is it, I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out..."As soon as the words came out, Chen Jie immediately covered his mouth, afraid that something would come out again.

Standing up, Chen Jie patted the dust on his buttocks, with a suspicious look on his face, looked at the four-eyed Taoist who didn't look very reliable and asked:

"My name is Chen Jie, I'm a turtle, oh no, I mean to say I'm coming back from overseas, I'm a returnee.

What do you call the chief? Where is this? I want to go to Renjia Town to find a master named Uncle Jiu to learn the Tao. ”

When the middle-aged Taoist heard this, he was a little embarrassed, after all, it was his own negligence that caused the zombie to almost bite, and it would be really late if he came to eat a step, so he replied with an apologetic expression:

"This is outside Renjia Town, just call me the four-eyed Taoist, the ninth uncle you said is my senior brother, I was planning to take my client to his side to rest, if the little brother doesn't mind, you can go with me."

Chen Jie was immediately moved and almost cried when he heard this, "It's really good, you can go with the Taoist and ask for it!"

It turns out that Renjia Town is so close, I didn't expect it!!

By the way, can you tell me what kind of zombie this is? Why are you jumping so fast? ”

Hearing this, the four-eyed Taoist patted his chest to indicate that there was no problem, and then replied:

"The so-called zombies, according to their ranks, are divided into walking corpses, white zombies, black zombies, jumping zombies, flying zombies, as well as drought and calf.

And my customer is the walking corpse I made through the Taoism, afraid of people, afraid of light, if the speed is fast, this... Little brother doesn't usually exercise..."

After speaking, the four-eyed Taoist face was a little embarrassed, after all, this kind of revealing things is always not good to say, but this is a fact.

Chen Jie was a little speechless.

I didn't expect such a weak walking corpse to be so fast. Of course, I won't admit that I don't run fast, how many office workers have you seen exercising regularly? Especially a pseudo-house like ours, let alone that. Then he continued:

"Since he is the senior brother of the Daoist, then I will hope that the Daoist will introduce me at that time.

When the kid was abroad, he longed for the Taoist priest who eliminated demons and guarded the Tao, and he wanted to learn the Tao and serve the people. (That's weird)"

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say." The four-eyed Taoist said very boldly.

Chen Jie and the four-eyed Taoist were chatting casually, and when they came to the gate of Uncle Jiu's Yizhuang, the sky was about to dawn.

Along the way, Chen Jie learned that the four-eyed Taoist had come to Yizhuang many times, after all, he was the junior brother of the ninth uncle, and every time the corpse passed by here, he would spend the night in the ninth uncle's Yizhuang, so he was very familiar with the Yizhuang here.