Chapter 0024: Tsundere's System Elf

"Little, look at you excited, what kind of peach?" Fan Xiaojian's collision attracted the attention of others, but it only caused a little bit, and he asked without looking back. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Oh, it's okay, what about the mobile game I play." Fan Xiaojian hurriedly lied.

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, they stopped interrogating.

Fan Xiaojian finally put his mind at ease, and then focused his attention on the peach in the second compartment of the backpack.

The 9,000-year-old peach that fell off: Because it fell from the peach tree before it was ripe, the effect of the peach was only one millionth of the effect of the real 9,000-year-old peach, and it was collected by the queen mother in order to replant the peach pit.

Pick-up/storage

The extraction key is activated, obviously it can be taken out, Fan Xiaojian was suddenly excited, although this effect is only one in a million, but it is a peach, without saying a word, he clicked the extraction button.

Seeing that the peach in his hand was the size of a baby's fist, and the appearance was so green that it could drip water, Fan Xiaojian even felt that what he was holding was not a peach, but a beautiful work of art, but the fragrance that came to his nose made him want to swallow this peach in one bite.

Fan Xiaojian finally couldn't help but take a bite, this bite he bit very lightly, very careful, careful that eating too fast would be a kind of blasphemy against the delicacy.

Sure enough, after taking a bite, with the fruity aroma of the peach, the rich peach flavor stimulated every taste bud of his tongue, Fan Xiaojian closed his eyes, and the whole person was intoxicated, as if he was in a fresh fruit forest, the whole world became fresh, and he had never been so close to nature as at this moment.

There are such delicious peaches!

What he thought about before was black and white, what crying and mourning sticks, and what marriage lines were all left behind by him, and now he only has this peach in front of him in his eyes, heart, and mouth.

"What smells so good, it looks like fruit!"

"If you don't say it, I didn't find it, but I smelled it as soon as you said it, hey, what kind of fruit are you eating, it's so fragrant."

Sure enough, the fragrance of the peach has attracted the attention of others, you know, the ripe three-thousand-year-old peach can live for three hundred and sixty years just by smelling it, although the effect of the peach is only one millionth of the original, but this is a nine-thousand-year-old peach, even if there is no effect of increasing life, this fragrance is definitely not bad.

"Oh, I just turned it out in the cupboard, but I didn't expect there to be one wild peach left from home, so I washed it and ate it." Fan Xiaojian looked at this group of guys and seemed to be ready to pounce and share with him, so frightened that he hurriedly ate the remaining peaches like wild boars on the ground, and even ate the belt meat.

Originally, Fan Xiaojian wanted to throw away the peach pit, but thinking that the queen mother collected the fallen peach for this peach pit, maybe he could still get the peach tree, and tried to store it in the backpack at the moment, but he didn't expect it to be really successful by him.

"Why do you eat so fast, I won't rob you, really, if you put such a peach, you are not afraid of eating a bad stomach." Ma Fei saw that Fan Xiaojian quickly eliminated the peach, and stopped the urge to go and take a bite, and couldn't help muttering, and by the way, he "cursed" Fan Xiaojian a little.

"Cut, you are typical of not being able to eat grapes and saying that grapes are sour, Ma Fei, you have such thoughts, but it's not right, I want to teach you to flirt with your sister, and you can be regarded as your master, as the so-called teacher for one day, father for life, do you say this about the elders!" Fan Xiaojian observed his changes through the mirror, and at the same time criticized Ma Fei's wrong behavior with righteous words.

Ma Fei immediately knew what a mistake he had made, and immediately stopped talking.

Fan Xiaojian found that Ma Fei didn't talk about it, and the full stomach that he had prepared was suddenly useless, and his attention was immediately mentioned to his own changes.

"What's going on, why is there no effect at all, even if you become a little more handsome, you will be jealous, but you can always let me become an immortal, there is no reaction at all, what is this called, it won't be that after the effect is weakened to one millionth, in addition to the taste and taste, there will be no effect, you are a famous peach." Fan Xiaojian muttered with some dissatisfaction.

As the saying goes, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, Fan Xiaojian was a little interested, lay on the bed and continued to play on the farm, gradually Fan Xiaojian found that something was wrong, his body was getting hotter and hotter, not to mention, his stomach began to turn over the river and the sea, and he couldn't help but scold: "It won't be said by Ma Fei, this kid, this peach is bad and can't be eaten." ”

Fan Xiaojian hurriedly ran into the toilet and slammed the door shut, which immediately attracted Ma Fei's sideways.

"I'll go, Ma Fei is amazing, I was really hit by your crow's mouth, haha, that's a little cheap." Fei Junjun said gloatingly on the side.

Ma Fei was still very happy when he heard the first half of the sentence, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, his whole face suddenly collapsed, and he scolded a little unconvinced: "Are you kid praising me, or hurting me, you are happy now, wait for the little to collapse and collapse, I'll see what you do in this game at night, hum!" ”

Fei Junjun was shocked when he heard this, this is indeed the reason, and he was horrified, and hurriedly shouted towards the bathroom: "Brother Jian, are you okay, if you are uncomfortable, you can squeak, and I will buy you medicine." ”

At this time, Fan Xiaojian's face was flushed, and the whole person was like a cooked lobster, and even white smoke was emitting from his head, with a painful look, not to mention squeaking, it was difficult to even stand, and the whole person was just half-squatting in the corner of the bathroom and shrinking.

Now it is not just a matter of stomach pain, as if every cell in the entire body has been torn, unprecedented pain, gradually, there is a black substance on the surface of Fan Xiaojian's body slowly overflowing from the pores, like magma flowing.

It would be okay if this substance just flowed like this, but the most terrible thing was that these substances were so smelly that even Fan Xiaojian was stunned by this smell.

"I'll go, fat man, what are you doing in there, venting poison, it stinks to death! Open the window inside you! ”

"I've never smelled a person gliding to the point where they can stink, and you're the first!"

"Brothers, I'm sorry, the wind is tight, it's!"

Finally, the people in the dormitory couldn't stand it anymore, and ran out of the dormitory, closed the dormitory door, and gasped for air.

At this moment, suddenly a large group of people rushed towards the 302 dormitory!

"The fat guy in the BBS photo above is from this dormitory, brothers, come on!"

"Yes, we must find him, talk to him well, keep him away from our goddess of love, and let him know that toads don't want to eat swan meat!"

It turned out to be a group of Ai Yuting's brainless fans, and finally found Fan Xiaojian's residence and came to Xingshi to ask for the guilt.

"What about the fat man, is he in there?" Suddenly, a person who took the lead saw 5 people standing at the door of 302, thinking that he was also here to trouble Fan Xiaojian, so he couldn't help but ask.

Fei Junjun was taken aback by this formation, and when he heard the question, he nodded subconsciously.

The leader hummed, pushed the door, and found that the door was closed, so he said: "The brothers crashed in, and I will accompany the door if it is broken!" ”

After getting his promise, several big men immediately stepped forward and slammed the door.

"Don't go in." Fei Junjun loudly dissuaded, he said no, not can't.

However, the door of the bedroom was not strong, and the door lock was not very good, so they were knocked into it in three or two times, and then a group of mermaids rushed in and ran in.

Just when Fei Junjun and the others didn't know what to do, this group of people ran out at a speed several times faster than going in, and the one who had just rushed into the front took the lead, his tone was a little choked, and his face was full of grievances: "If you don't let in, you won't let you in, why put a stink bomb in it, it's so hateful, woo~ It's so spicy that my eyes and nose are not working!" ”