It is undeniable that the village chief's words made Tian Donkey feel a little surprised, because in his mind, the village chief with a tall and respected image living in the rich class has also become a matchmaker. But soon, he accepted this fact and understood this reality, because no one knows life better than him, and no one knows the profundity www.biquge.info of life better than the village chief.

Perhaps, that night is destined to be difficult to sleep, after chatting with the village chief, Tian Donkey did not worry too much about the fact that the village chief is a matchmaker, in fact, it is good to think about it, rather than let the people from other villages to check their marriage, it is better to hand it over to the village chief, after all, he has been familiar since childhood, everything is known, plus the village chief's family has taken care of himself these days, and he can also let the village chief worry about his lifelong affairs, which is simply a blessing that he Tian Donkey has cultivated for several lifetimes. Thinking of this, Tian Donkey couldn't help but secretly laugh out loud in the bed. After the fun, he began to think about his name again, the village chief uncle is right, a person is to have a bright and atmospheric name, the so-called person is as his name, he Tian Donkey can not give people a feeling that he is a beast when he hears it, he will be laughed at, and, now everyone knows, even Tian Donkey has to agree that he is a rich man, so he must think of a tall name for himself, not only to call it good, but also to change the future of Tian Donkey, this matter must not be sloppy. However, if you have to apply for an ID card tomorrow, what can you do if you don't have a name? But, what should it be called?

Tian Donkey racked his brains and thought, but he couldn't think of a good name, hey, it's all to blame on his father, if it wasn't for his father being so casual and irresponsible, he wouldn't even have a good name now. Moreover, if the donkey who has been called for more than 20 years is no longer a donkey, then who should he be?

Hey, no matter what, no matter who it is, anyway, you can't call Tian Donkey anymore, you have to get off your name! Like taking off an old garment that is too tattered to hide, Tian Donkey must throw away this name that has made him tired and has never brought good luck! After thinking about it, Tian Donkey only thought of removing himself from the Tian family tree and ironclad this matter, but there was still no clue about the really good name. Hey, no matter, let's remove the name first, just do it, Tian Donkey suddenly got up from the bed, shook his head a few times and was at a loss, because he didn't know how to get rid of himself from the Tian family tree.

There is no ceremony, and the creation ceremony begins, because Tian Donkey secretly feels that this thing he is doing is very sacred and unusual, and there is no precedent among the ancestors of the Tian family, so if he wants to remove himself from the list this time, he must have a formal ceremony. According to Tian Donkey'er's vision, the ceremony of removing one's name must be solemn and majestic, just like those emperors in ancient times who worshiped the heavens and the earth accompanied by the ministers and the people, or at least, like the presiding prime minister leading everyone to welcome dinner and play music in front of the gods and Buddhas before the village sang a big opera, firecrackers rang out, gongs and drums were noisy. But in the middle of the night in the cold winter wax moon, it is impossible to have a big ceremony on the spot, not to mention that the current Tian family is thin, only Tian Donkey, an orphan, lives alone in this world, and all the ancestors and ancestors are also in Tian Donkey's heart, and do not live by his side to build momentum for him. So, Tian Donkey could only simplify all the rituals, turned over and knelt up, kowtowed three times in the direction of his old house on the kang, and then began to pray, reciting words in his mouth.

"The ancestors of the Tian family, I'm sorry, my Tian Donkey will no longer be Tian Donkey in the future, I plan to give me more bearing with me in addition to my own name, in case you want to blame, just blame my father, anyway, he should be with you now, and you can beat or scold as you like! But for the sake of me still being the bloodline of the Tian family, please give me guidance and let me think of a good name, and in the future, I will definitely glorify our ancestors for the Tian family! If I have the opportunity, I will definitely invite you out so that you can be worshiped in a beautiful way, please, please, bless, bless......"

After Tian Donkey prayed again, he hurriedly got back into the quilt, pulled the quilt and covered his head, hoping to get the hint of his ancestors, but after waiting for a while, nothing happened, and his brain was still like a mess, not bright at all, which made Tian Donkey very angry, he poked his head out of the quilt again, and angrily vented all his resentment on the dead father and mother again.

"Really, I don't care if I'm alive, and I won't be blessed when I'm dead, there are no irresponsible parents like you in this world! Moreover, what is the name is not good, but I want to grab the name with a donkey, anyway, I am also the person who can continue the incense of the Tian family, you said that you two elders, the name given to me, isn't it for the descendants of the Tian family to laugh at me in the future? No, I can't let my own children and grandchildren laugh at me, besides, the two who were born before me didn't survive, that's because they are blessed and shallow, how can they be like me, they are still alive and well after more than 20 years, which is enough to prove that your worries are superfluous, so give me a good name from the beginning, this doesn't require effort or money, why are you so stingy with your own son, no matter what, I won't pit you like the two big brothers who died in front of me, right? Oh, yes......"

Suddenly, Tian Donkey had an idea, and remembered the names of the two dead brothers that his father had told him, why didn't he take them and use them? Anyway, if they die, they don't need it, and it's a waste to keep it. Haha, sure enough, it was still stained with the light of the ancestors, at least it was the guidance of the dead father that allowed him to get this inspiration, and if the father was still alive, he would at least agree to this matter.

However, should I be called Tian Dajun or Tian Erjun? Tian Donkey began to make trouble, and then a real ideological struggle was carried out. It stands to reason that whether it is Tian Dajun or Tian Erjun, the two of them are already dead, and they have not lived long in this world, so Tian Donkey can use their names freely and freely, which in his Tian Donkey's view, is the unique right of a milk brother, and it is not a difficult thing, but the difficulty is in the choice, which one to choose as his own name is good, but it really stumped Tian Donkey. There is no way, although he has the right to use the names of the two dead brothers, he still has to use his brain again and choose one of the two names as a good name that can bring good luck and a good life to Tian Donkey in the future. After all, as a human being, in this world, there can only be one name, which is a conventional social rule that Tian Donkey cannot violate. Otherwise, Tian Donkey really wants to use both names, called Tian Dajun for a few days, and then called Tian Erjun for a few days, so that for the two eldest brothers, it is also fair and impartial, and it also shows that his Tian Donkey's respect and love for the two eldest brothers are equal, the same. But in that case, it will definitely cause social chaos, maybe he will be arrested by the relevant departments for the crime of disturbing society, it is terrible to think about, Tian Donkey couldn't help but tremble, so he quickly gave up the idea of using both names.

Later, Tian Donkey had an idea again, and thought of a way to draw lots, since he couldn't decide which name to choose, then draw lots, grab one at random, and use which name to catch. But the problem is that Tian Donkey can only pronounce these two names, and will not write these two names, even if it is to draw a turtle and Wang Ba each represent a name, it also needs paper and pen, this is the middle of the night, where can Tian Donkey find paper and pen? After thinking about it, Tian Donkey came up with a way to make himself admire, that is, to use his left and right hands, and his right hand is strong, so let the eldest brother Tian Dajun stay in the right hand, and the left hand will of course belong to the second brother Tian Erjun. In this way, Tian Donkey slept on the kang, holding the name Tian Erjun in his left hand and the name Tian Dajun in his right hand, and once again began a difficult choice. But what makes him angry is that the names Tian Dajun and Tian Erjun are really like Tian Donkey's left and right hands, no matter which one he can't bear to give up, and no matter which one he has, it will have a very important impact on his life, and both are indispensable, so Tian Donkey really doesn't know which hand he should cut off, cut off his left hand, he will become a cripple, cut off his right hand, he will still become a cripple! And Tian Donkey is resolutely not to become a cripple, because in this world, people rely on the hard work of their hands to live, if they become disabled, Tian Donkey does not know how to live, so this method can only be stranded.

In fact, Tian Donkey has no difficulty in choosing, but he just can't decide which name to use anyway, the reason for this is because his uneducated head can't tell which name is good and which name is bad. In his eyes, these two names are the same before and after, and they are both surnamed Tian! Of course, this is nonsense, since they were all born on the kang of their Tian family, it means that they are all the species of the Tian family, what else can they have if they don't have the surname Tian? are also military generations, which probably pins some hope on my father. As for Yamato Er, the big word is the sky, which also means that a person carrying a flat pole must be the father who hoped that Tian Dajun, the eldest son of the family, could become a man who stood up to the sky and the earth, and could also take responsibility to support this dilapidated family. And he disappointed his father, and now, Tian Donkey has become the only male in the family, and he should support the family and let the Tian family burn strong incense in the Grange again, so it is appropriate to use this name. But after all, Tian Donkey was not the first to be born, so there was still some awkwardness in the face of that Tian Dajun's big characters. Think about it again, at first glance, it looks like the two deep forehead lines engraved on Daddy's forehead, but if you think about it carefully, there is a lot of mystery. This word is born and balanced, one word is double, in line with the operation of the universe, like the eternity of heaven and earth, the harmony of yin and yang, the connection of day and night, the combination of men and women, this word, can definitely represent the highest level of Dad's cultural level, but also the most admired and admired by Tian Donkey, the more I think about it, the more I feel that I should praise my father in my heart. Moreover, the two characters are the same as the children's characters, and the gender is reflected in the name. This name must also be the father who hoped that this son could distinguish between right and wrong, be upright, take care of both the top and bottom, be able to walk steadily, and marry a wife and have children, for a long time, have children, children and grandchildren, and strengthen the branch of the Tian family, so that they are like a huge army, invincible and courageous. But it seems that it is precisely because of the fact that this name has placed too many things on it, so Tian Erjun's life has been too heavy from the beginning, so he left early, because the two words, looking sideways, are like two corpses lying flat, which is unlucky, which is probably what Dad never thought of back then, so this name can't be used.

It's broken, it's broken, the good idea of using the name of a dead man that I just thought of was vetoed by myself one by one, what should Tian Donkey be called? There are hundreds of surnames and thousands of names in this world, but among the thousands of names, why is there no new name that belongs to Tian Donkey? I can't use someone else's name, and people say, "I'd rather die than change my surname!" Tian Donkey has no future, and he will not go to other people's surnames, besides, this time he only removed his name from the Tian family tree, and he didn't even want a surname. Tian Donkey, who couldn't think of a name for a while, was irritable, jumped from the comfortable hot kang to the ground and kept spinning in place to relieve the depression in his heart. Time passed minute by minute, and the sky was almost dawn, and if you had to go to open a certificate and apply for an ID card at dawn, Tian Donkey would not be able to go without a name.

In the end, Tian Donkey's heart stomped his feet horizontally, and he was on the bar with the dead man again, because the bell must be tied to the bell! Since my donkey is born to my father Tian Chengfu, then no matter when, he Tian Chengfu will be responsible for me! This donkey who played a scoundrel to his ancestors, in the end, really took advantage of his father's ghost and thought of a name that satisfied him. That is, if Daddy Tian Chengfu is still alive and wants to name himself again, it is also arranged in order of eldest and youngest, from one to two, it is logical that there will be three, the ancients said "three talents, heaven and earth, three lights, sun, moon and stars", at this time, this three words, in the eyes of Tian Donkey, are bigger than the big characters and wider than the two words! This cosmology, this momentum, this tolerance, and this brightness of the future are all projected in these three words, and infinitely magnified, so that Tian Donkey is pleasantly surprised! Moreover, this three is new, it only belongs to Tian Donkey, and it is unprecedented and unprecedented, so Tian Donkey immediately identified three, and after naming Tian Sanjun with great pride, he laughed three times.