This sister is going to vomit!

Su Cao hurriedly got up and rushed to the side of the bed, and before he could take two steps, he heard "Vomit!" ~~”

A pungent smell instantly filled the room!

"It's over!" Su Cao slapped his forehead. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Su Cao walked to the side of the bed with tears and laughter, and looked at the person who was lying on the side of the bed weakly, saying no, not saying no.

Forget it, a drunk person, what does it matter to her.

What's more, the other party is still his colleague.

After cleaning up the vomit beside the bed, Su Cao opened the window for ventilation, emitting an unpleasant smell that filled the room.

Returning to the sofa again, Su Cao continued to browse the web on the computer.

Until more than twelve o'clock in the evening, Su Cao was watching a movie with relish.

A sudden question made Su Cao raise his head.

"Why are you at my house?" Tan Youyou's voice came from the direction of the bed.

Su Cao pursed his lips, "Eldest sister, this is my home, okay, you went to the wrong door!" ”

"How could it be, how could I go to the wrong house?" Tan Youyou said confidently.

"Big sister! This is really my home. Su Cao patiently explained, "We live in the same building, the units are next to each other, even the floors are the same, eldest sister!" ”

"So coincidentally?"

Tan Youyou was a little unconvinced, and just wanted to get out of bed to take a look, but found it a little inconvenient.

Looking around, she found the dress that she had taken off and was still on the ground, and she wanted to cover her face and burrow into the cracks in the ground.

"Eh, Su Cao, do you have any clothes? Find me one! ”

"If you don't have the clothes you are wearing, do you want a shirt?" Su Cao said.

Tan Youyou bit her lip and hesitated, "Okay, find me one, thank you!" ”

Su Cao found an unopened shirt from the closet and threw it to Tan Youyou, "Let's wear it for you, I bought it for the interview when I graduated, and I didn't use it." ”

Tan Youyou was not polite, and tore open the package and put it on himself.

Tan Youyou, who is only more than 1.6 meters tall, is wearing a shirt, and the hem of the shirt just covers the root of the thighs, and if you don't pay attention to it, you will have a spring outshine.

got out of bed with bare white thighs, Tan Youyou covered her thighs with a dress on the ground, and tied a knot with her hand, which made her feel a lot better.

She quietly opened the door and looked at the layout of the corridor, it was really exactly the same, and the house number written on the door of the unit opposite really showed that she had gone wrong.

It's a shame!

Su Cao on the sofa was still browsing the web, and out of the corner of his eye, he could see Tan Youyou's every move.

After a while, a figure stood in front of him.

"Su Cao, I'm hungry!" Tan Youyou said.

"There are instant noodles in the kitchen, and I want to eat them and cook them myself." Su Cao said.

After a while, he found that Tan Youyou hadn't left yet, and he couldn't help but look up suspiciously.

I saw the other party looking at him as a matter of course, "I won't, you cook it for me." ”

Su Xiaosheng actually found that he was speechless, so he could only stand up and go to the kitchen to cook a bowl of noodles for Tan Youyou.

Tan Youyou ate noodles, Su Cao was fine, and then looked at the computer.

Suddenly, he found that someone on his Weibo began to leave messages wildly.

"Su Cao! Good man Su Cao! Someone is starting to scold you! ”

"Su Cao, someone opened his mouth to bombard you!!"

Some people even left a link for Su Cao.

When he opened it, Su Cao suddenly smiled.

It was Zhang Guodong who scolded himself.

I saw that this guy wrote clearly on Weibo, "Sensationalism, reckless ability, appearance is not a clown." ”

Zhang Guodong did not change his number, and directly wrote a sentence on it.

However, many netizens know that he is talking about Su Cao.

Because Zhang Guodong thoroughly commented on several of Su Cao's jokes behind Weibo, the criticism was useless.

Zhang Guodong is also an old man on Weibo, and he also has a provincial writers' association certification, and has a group of very loyal fans.

As soon as fans saw Zhang Guodong's comments on Su, they immediately left messages, regardless of the grievances between the two, it was a spray.

"Teacher Zhang is right, what is written on this goods, the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth!"

"Teacher Zhang's words are exquisite, these articles are really bullshit, and the jokes are not funny at all!"

"Top, Mr. Zhang, such a clown also deserves to write jokes, I don't know how thick the sky is."

Before Su Cao could figure out what to say, the fans here had already run to Su Cao's Weibo and began to frantically leave messages.

"Su Cao, 1 What kind of good man are you, you know how to be grandstanding!"

"Get out of Weibo, this is not the place for you clown!"

"What else is "entertaining you, me and him", and saving people in the show, shouldn't it be to package the trust I found!"

"You, hurry down and hand over your host position to Teacher Zhang!"

Su Cao saw these rumors, and laughed angrily, you have nothing to do, right, why did you stop criticizing me! How old are you!

Before Su Cao could open his mouth to scold, his fans and some bystanders began to fight back on Zhang Guodong's Weibo.

"Who are you! What qualifications do you have to say Su Cao! Are you a good man? I think you're scumbag! ”

"What are you, dare to criticize others in the name of a writers' association, if you have the ability, take out your work, let us all criticize it too!"

"If you can't eat grapes, you will say that grapes are sour, so you can say frankly that people like you, seeing that others are on fire, you just want to rub popularity, right, boring!"

"The blogger is a bad pen, and the identification is complete!"

At this time, Ji Yi, the host of "Driver Biography", also stood up and helped Su Cao say a word, "Zhang Guodong, don't say this if you don't have the ability, why do you always like to say bad things about people behind your back, isn't Su Cao better than you?" Why can't you see others as good? ”

His words also made many discerning people understand.

Dare to love this Zhang Guodong is also jealous of others, so he criticizes other people's jokes.

Suddenly, the people who had twice set off a scolding war.

The entire Weibo suddenly became lively.

Tan Youyou didn't know what Su Cao was doing, so when he finished eating, he pushed the bowl, "I'm done!" ”

"Okay, let's put it there, I'll clean it up later, I'm busy!" Su Cao said without raising his head.

"What for?"

Tan Youyou was curious, stood up and walked to Su Cao's side, and saw that the goods were typing.

"Nothing! Zhang Guodong scolded me on the Internet! Su Cao said.

"Zhang Guodong."

Tan Youyou pursed her lips, her impression of this person was not very good, relying on her ability to have some points, she was very proud, if she hadn't worked before, she had to point at him, and she wouldn't even care about the other party.

"Then you clean up! I'm sleeping! ”

Tan Youyou walked towards the single bed, which made Su Cao stunned for a moment.

"No, you're not going home!" Su Cao asked.

"Go home?? Do you think you're going to wear this home? Tan Youyou asked rhetorically, "I'll be cheap for you tonight, let me tell you, I'm learning the three major feelings, you don't have any wrong thoughts!" ”

As she spoke, she also made a few gestures in the room, and the posture was really there.

Su Cao was speechless for a while.

"Come on, I don't have that idea, touch it in front, it's flat, touch it in the back, it's flat, and it will scare me awake again!" Su Cao said.

"You!!" Tan Youyu was angry, lying on the single bed angrily, covered with a quilt.

Su Cao buried his head, as if he hadn't seen it, and then looked at the computer.