Chapter 53: Stage Play Script (1)
The background of the story, the student dormitory. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info first complained about the school bus.
Student A came in from the edge of the stage with his head covered.
Student B was playing a game, and when he saw A coming in, he said, "Oops, oops, what's wrong?" ”
Classmate C, who came up with A, took over: "Oh, don't you take 921, this car is full, and he squeezed up, but as soon as the driver closed the door, his head didn't come in, and he caught it." ”
A pushed C, covered his head, and sat on the stool.
B began to sarcastically say: "Your head, why are you so weathered, social practice, let the dog bite, teach that time, let the donkey kick, this time and let the door clamp, then you have to pay attention to drinking water in the future, don't get your head into the water again"
A covered his head and said with a distressed look; "Is there anyone you talk to like that? Don't you know, that crowded bus, if you don't know how to order sanda and yoga, you can't get it at all. ”
Secondly, complain about the school cafeteria.
"Hey, I asked you to bring me dinner, what time is it, where is my meal?" B nudged A and said.
A takes out soy milk and gives it to B.
B took the soy milk and said, "Oh, mom, I said boss, I'll let you bring me a tofu brain, why is this all soy milk, squeezed with your head, right?" ”
C came up again and said: "Hey, I said you can eat it alive, this boss is also quite hard, everyone is like this, it would be good to bring it back for you, don't pick and choose." ”
B said with a sad face: "You say my life, why is it so bitter, buy a meatball, it's all made of noodles, buy a scrambled egg with tomatoes, it's all tomatoes, let my roommate bring me a meal, this time the tofu brain can be turned into soy milk."
Next, complain about the make-up exam.
B pretended to have a meal, and said to A: "Hey, boss, that's right, the instructor just came with a message, saying that next weekend, "College Physics" will be re-examined, and the instructor said, let you be careful, don't look back and hang up again." ”
A looked at B with his head covered in horror.
C joked at the right time, and said seriously: "Room 666 of the No. 1 apartment building, Ran, please pay attention to the next, especially for you to bring our school in the next 24 hours, self-study room information distribution map, tomorrow day to night, the school city has a class rate of 85%, Nanshan Academy has a class rate of 70%, the library toilet paper occupies 100% of the seating rate, there is still work in some areas, please hurry up, otherwise there may be no place to make up the exam and review, this forecast ends here, thank you for listening." ”
A looked up at the sky at 45 degrees with a loveless look: "Can you blame me for this make-up exam?" Do you blame me? 59 points, 59 points, I said scores, why are you so willful? ”
C took over again: "Hey, boss, this is not a score willful, after so many years, why don't you understand a truth." ”
"What's the point?"
"Nozuonodie"
Continue to complain and play the game.
C patted the shoulder of the afraid of Jia, and he also looked bitter and hateful: "I said boss, don't you complain here anymore, okay, just because of you, me and the pipe, we have already suffered from knocking rubbing, and I can't sleep in the middle of the night." ”
A looked at C with a black question mark: "What a mess, what does it have to do with me." ”
B grabbed the words and said: "Hey, why not, why not, you said that you slept so well in the classroom during the day, and at night, sit down in front of the computer, the spirit is better, the keyboard is crackling, which makes us lie down on the bed, and we hear the knock... Firethehole, Doublekill, Ultrakill, Megakill I dream every night now, there's a big circle of monsters chasing me, and that guy scares me so much that I have to dry the quilt every morning. ”
"What are you doing with the quilt?" A puzzled
"I'm scared." C continued.
A said a little hesitantly; "Hey~~~~~~ you deserve it, do you go to bed without turning off the lights."
B was a little angry: "The problem is that you don't sleep when the lights are out, I said classmates, have you ever seen a notebook with three batteries, three batteries, rich or capricious." ”
C also complained: "No, I don't sleep at night, how can I go to class during the day."
A joked: "Hey, don't say it, now on the podium, if I don't stand up with a teacher, I really won't be able to sleep here." ”
Finally, let's talk about the campus love story that is essential on campus.
"Brother, this is a disappointment in the exam, I am proud of my love, unlike you two little bachelors" A is a little complacent.
"You said that if you didn't have the two of us to help you in Zhendong District and Pingxi District, would you have been able to meet such a beautiful little beautiful sister? You can't cross the river and tear down the bridge, unload the mill and kill the donkey, I think I was also the left kite, the right Mickey, and the two shrimp skins in the middle. That's also killing gods and ghosts. Do you remember that day......
The scene pulls back to the scene where A and her girlfriend first meet. The location is in the library.