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The sky was reflected by the sun and a golden fiery cloud, which was very beautiful.

Walking on the country road, one foot deep and one foot shallow...... There is no way, the road is potholed and uneven, and it is about to become a mine war.

However, Gu Bai's mood is excellent, and he is also full of expectations for the first chapter of the novel that he has just uploaded in the Internet café.

The book "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" was recognized by the public in his previous life, and his results were also a mess. Although many of the later travel novels are about to write this book to rot.

He believes that even in this world, he can be recognized.

After a while, I returned to my own alley.

Looking at it from a distance, my mother was under the big locust tree, constantly busy, and my father was also running back and forth one by one, very busy.

"Da Zhuang, you're back, go quickly, go into the house and take out the lamb skewers!" Comrade Lao Gu's eyes were very sharp, and he shouted loudly when he was far away.

"Got it!"

Today's business was as cold as usual, with only two tables of guests sitting there, drinking beer and skewers.

The most hateful thing is that there is a table with only three lamb skewers and a bottle of beer.

"This guy is really Yaxing, I've been pouring myself drinks for almost an hour and a half, but I just don't leave!" After working for most of the day, Gu Bai came out of the courtyard again and said angrily.

The voice was not very loud, and it was not heard by that buddy, but it was heard by Comrade Lao Gu next to him.

He hurriedly pulled down the corner of Gu Bai's clothes and said in a low voice: "Don't talk nonsense, people are guests, you can eat as much as you want, what's your business?" ”

Gu Bai: "......"

Is Comrade Gu honest? Not really, in terms of 'speculation', he is insidious and shrewd, and laziness is his forte.

The reason why everyone agrees that Lao Gu is an honest person is actually to put it bluntly, it is that this old comrade is timid, does not like to cause trouble, and always has the attitude of turning big things into small things and small things when encountering problems.

If you can move your mouth, try not to do it, and you won't lose a piece of meat if you scold a few words......

Knowing the temperament of Comrade Gu, Gu Bai also suppressed the anger in his heart.

After all, it's business, and people are guests, so you can't really clear it out because you only need three meat skewers and a bottle of beer, right?

Gu Bai returned to the house, and Comrade Gu put on his glasses again, sat on a rattan chair and read novels in a leisurely manner, and only his mother was alone to clean up today's battlefield......

Until more than nine o'clock in the evening, the people in the alley who enjoyed the cool were almost home.

At this time, the buddy who was very elegant stood up while burping, turned around and left with a red face.

"Hey, little brother, you haven't settled the bill yet!"

As soon as possible, my mother grasped the key point and hurriedly chased after her.

"What money?" The buddy glared and asked with a tough attitude.

Mom is a money junkie? Maybe, in fact, I am afraid of living a poor life, I can't wait to spend a penny as two cents, although three meat skewers and a bottle of beer are not much, but they are also not much income today, how can I eat and drink for nothing?

"Three meat skewers and a bottle of beer, a total of eight yuan!" Mom said softly.

"What's eight bucks? As for your broken meat skewers, you are embarrassed to ask for eight yuan? The guy glared and roared confidently.

Originally, he was still soft-spoken, thinking that he had forgotten how much he had drunk, but now when he hears this, he usually wants to repay the debt, so how can it work?

Mom is a fiery temper, how can she tolerate this?

Immediately, he also stared, and asked with a gloomy face: "What's the matter, brother, do you want to repay the debt?" ”

In today's terms, my mother is a woman through and through. Don't look at her as a bird, who is not afraid if she really wants to initiate Biao?

I think when I was young, my mother once single-handedly fought against the Confucians, scolded a large group of old ladies so that they blushed and had long necks, and they didn't dare to show up for more than a week.

I remember when Gu Bai was in elementary school, I don't know what the situation was, Comrade Gu was bullied in the unit, and was scolded by his mother all night, and early in the morning of the second day, his mother disappeared.

Later, I learned that Comrade Gu's unit was about to call 110 to call the police.

More than a dozen or twenty big men were chased by a woman and ran around, begging for mercy while running.

Since then, who in this neighborhood doesn't know Li Xiumei's name? Who hears these three words, isn't they frightened?

Maybe my mother has retired to the rivers and lakes for many years, and she has long stopped asking about the affairs of the rivers and lakes.

Now some new juniors don't take the word 'Li Xiumei' seriously.

"How dare you bully the old lady? Boy, you're a bridegroom crawling out of a dog hole. ”

The guy was stunned and confused, obviously not understanding what it meant.

At this moment, Comrade Lao Gu came over.

He was already afraid of causing trouble, and when he saw that he was about to open fire here, he was going to open his mouth to persuade him to fight, wasn't it just a few dollars? If you don't want it, you don't want it, and you can make money with anger.

As a result, as soon as I got closer, I heard Li Xiumei throw out such a sentence, and the guy still looked confused.

Comrade Lao Gu has a good heart, and when he can't see that young people don't understand, he immediately answers next to him:

"Don't be angry, your aunt is saying that you don't follow the right path!"

"What? I said no, I'm on the right path? When that buddy heard this, he was also angry.

"What's the matter? It's nice to say that you don't follow the right path, but you are not old, you are quiet, and you haven't brushed your teeth for three years, right? ”

"What? You haven't brushed your teeth for three years, you're ......"

Just as the buddy was about to get angry, Lao Gu squeaked again: "Young man, don't be angry, it's not really that you haven't brushed your teeth for three years, it's that you mean that you have a bad mouth......"

"I'll ......" The guy was completely speechless, dare to love this is another afterword?

"Bad mouth? Where is the smell of mouth, I think you are the stone in the toilet, smelly and hard! "As soon as my mother fired, she couldn't stop.

After the break, they talk one after another, and they don't give you a chance to talk back at all, and the mouth is called a slip.

If it was only herself, maybe it wouldn't be good, a young man who couldn't understand the aftermath was simply playing the piano to the cow. But there is an old comrade Gu who works as a translator next to him, in fact, he has a good heart, and he wants to make this matter a big thing and a small thing nothing.

As a result, he explained it like this, and he almost didn't let that guy get angry.

"Sores on the top of the head and pus under the feet!"

"Young man, you are not lightly ill, alas, don't take it to heart about the trivial matter of three or five yuan, go to the hospital and have a look."

"I, when am I going to ......" the guy was completely speechless.

He can understand this sentence after the break, which means that you are a very bad person, and as a result, Comrade Gu gave him such a translation, and he got sick?

"Fart ...... in the bathhouse"

"Young man, do you listen to the waves?"

"Blacksmith materials!"

"Well, young man, your family's ancestral ironsmith?"

"Dog Days Sell Pork!"

"Stinky!"

"Blind man playing the violin!"

"Lad......"

For more than half an hour, my mother's after-break words came one after another, scorching the guy and scorching the inside.

That's not all, Comrade Lao Gu next to him helped explain, but it made that buddy die.

If you don't know any of these afterwords, forget it, but there are still a few who have heard of it, so Comrade Lao Gu will explain it like this, and it will completely change its taste.

Where is this? Soon, eight dollars?

This guy's face turned blue and red for a while, and he continued to listen, and he estimated that he really had to go to the hospital to have a look.

Hurriedly took out a ten-yuan ticket from his pocket:

"Here, don't look for it!"

Throw down the money and run for your life without looking back.

Comrade Lao Gu took the ten yuan, sighed and shook his head: "Alas, I just said don't make trouble, don't make trouble, how old are we, you see that young man is angry, fortunately he didn't commit a heart attack, otherwise he wouldn't have to blame us?" ”

This scene happened to be seen by Gu Bai, and he stood under the big locust tree that had survived for an unknown number of years, laughing so hard that his stomach hurt.

Now he really understands, is my mother terrible? It's really not that scary, opening your mouth is an afterword, and scolding is not swearing.

If you meet someone who can't understand the afterwords, it's simply playing the piano to the cow, and it doesn't have much lethality.

The real invisible killing, that is definitely Comrade Gu, this guy's, he explained vigorously next to him, it is estimated that the dead can be angry.

No wonder they all say that my mother is invincible all over the world, but in fact, Comrade Lao Gu is assisting by her side.

A crisis that was about to happen, but with the close cooperation of the old couple, the danger was easily solved.

*********

At night, Gu Bai couldn't sleep and lay on the bed playing with his mobile phone.

I was thinking about the things that were going to be done during the day, and I didn't know what the situation was now, and I didn't have a computer at home, so I couldn't read it at all.

How much does the collection go up? Can it break the ten digits, or the hundreds?

Can I increase the number of clicks? It's estimated to break the thousands, right?

What about referral tickets? Will there be strong support from readers and a lot of recommendation support for themselves?

Is there a tip? This is the same as a subscription, an affirmation of a book.

Gu Bai closed his eyes, and kept fantasizing in his head, maybe tomorrow morning, when he went to the Internet café, he found that his book "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" had exploded.

There are countless rewards, millions of clicks, collections are rising every minute, and there are recommended votes......

The more I thought about it, the more excited I became, and I almost didn't let him impulsively go to the Internet café to open all night.

"Ding Dong!"

Just when Gu Bai was infinitely YY, the system prompt sounded without any warning.

Gu Bai was so startled that he almost didn't jump out of bed.

Immediately, I heard an indifferent system voice, and said without any emotion: "Congratulations to the host for reaching 100 charm points, you can carry out a discount lottery once!" ”

Immediately after that, the 'yes' or 'no' option appears.

"Lottery again?" Gu Bai was excited.

I remember yesterday's lottery, I drew a "Home Cooking Recipe", although it was useless, but it allowed him to learn a lot of home cooking in an instant.

I didn't expect to be able to draw again today, what can I draw this time?

Gu Bai nodded expectantly and whispered, "Lottery!" ”