Chapter 54: The face hurts
"How can it be so easy!"
Zhou Zuoren immediately said: "Who knows if the poem you wrote was prepared in advance, I'm afraid it was robbed of which poor talent, right?" ”
"Zhou Zuoren! How can you be stalked and beaten in the court? Feng Qiumo shouted angrily, "Write a poem on the spot, can you make one?" ”
"I ......"
No, Zhou Zuoren's arrogance is half gone, who is in the mood to compose poetry on this occasion? He can't do it anyway, and Mei Xueyan definitely doesn't have the ability to do it, she must have been desperate, so she made this decision. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Zhou Zuoren sneered, this is your own net.
"It's okay to write poetry, but the subject matter must be related to today, whether it's people or things, otherwise who knows if you're improvised or prepared in advance? If you can't write it, say it early, Li Xiucai also said that he doesn't need you to apologize and compensate, and he won't embarrass you. ”
"Zhou Zuoren!"
Feng Qiumo took the case, this is no longer difficult, but a desperate road.
If you write about the scenery of the four seasons and have a reference, then many talents can still squeeze out a few lines of poetry, after all, poetry is the most common thing.
But what is there to write about this in court? How strict is it to write about the county government? How heated is the argument? Or is it a group of viewers who don't know why?
"Elder Feng don't be impatient, they deceive people too much, I have no other way to prove my innocence, that's the only way! Master Zhou, if I write it, what should you do? ”
Mei Xueyan had tears in her eyes, as if she had been greatly wronged and angry, she bit her lip and looked forbearing.
Lu Tixue was stunned a little, but he was still as calm as water, how could he lose his sense of proportion when he was provoked by Zhou Zuoren? Looking at this girl again, she looks flustered, but her eyes are very clear.
Wu Xianling is a good person, he can see through this kind of trick at a glance, and he watches the play with tea on the side, only Feng Qiumo's care is still in the dark.
Zhou Zuoren saw that she agreed hard, and he was proud.
"If you write it, I will kowtow to you ten times, and then I will talk about being a teacher, and I will take a detour when I see you! If you can't, you'll have to resign yourself as a child, and this is a joke! ”
Li Songyan pulled him, things went too smoothly, he was a little uneasy, Zhou Zuoren didn't believe that there were really gods in the world who became poems in seven steps, and felt that the victory was in his hands, and he couldn't let her go easily.
Mei Xueyan suddenly burst into laughter, and a trace of cunning appeared in her calm eyes.
"Even if you are called a teacher, if you want to recognize me as a teacher, I don't have a disciple like you!"
"Less tongue-in-cheek! I don't have time to spend with you, if you can't make a cup of tea, you have to kowtow to me to make amends! ”
While speaking, Master Xu had already presented pen, ink, paper and inkstone, which was ready in the yamen at any time.
Zhou Zuoren also felt inappropriate at this time, Mei Xueyan agreed too quickly, but it was as if he had dug a pit and waited for him to step into it, but if he spilled the water when he said it, it was too late for him to regret it.
"Master Zhou, you are too careless!"
Li Songyan secretly blamed himself, this matter took advantage of the fame of his later years, can he not pay attention to it? The reason why he promised Zhou Zuoren was that he thought it was just to debunk a straw bag with no ability.
But as soon as he passed the hall, he regretted it a little, Mei Xueyan was sharp and clear-headed, and it was not so easy to manipulate. It was an unrighteous thing, but now that the arrow has to be sent, it is too late for him to regret it.
"Yes, yes, if only I hadn't said yes to her."
"If she sees a flaw in the physical evidence, it is destined that we will return in vain this time, so we should stop there!" Li Songyan said anxiously.
Zhou Zuoren was a little irritable, and now he knows that he is an afterthought? Why didn't you stop it?
"Calm down, she can't write poetry! I've limited the subject matter, she doesn't have much to write about! ”
"Alas......"
Li Songyan sighed worriedly, I hope so, it can be seen that Mei Xueyan straightened down, and his eyes were round, as if he had seen a ghost.
"She! She doesn't even have to think about it? Don't even hit the draft?! ”
Zhou Zuoren was also sweating profusely at this time, and without Li Songyan's reminder, all eyes saw it, Mei Xueyan began to write after dipping it in ink, without the slightest pause.
In just a moment, Mei Xueyan finished writing, and Master Xu picked up the poem and read it.
"Lvyetang opened and occupied Wuhua, and passers-by pointed out to the public house. Let the peach and plum all over the world, why use the front of the hall to plant flowers. ”
The green field is in full bloom and occupies the fragrance of all things, passers-by say that it is Ling Gong's home, and Ling Gong's students are all over the world, so why plant flowers in front of the house?
This is a poem that sings about the teacher, and the peach and plum all over the world is the greatest praise for a master, obviously, Mei Xueyan is not praising Zhou Zuoren.
Zhou Zuoren's face is hot at this time, others are all over the world, he has cut off relations with students, and even the students he teaches sneered at him, everyone shouts and beats him, how can he be worthy of the title of "teacher"?
This is turning a corner and scolding him for not having the virtue of being a teacher and not worthy of being a teacher!
"Master Zhou, how about this poem called "Planting Flowers in Front of Zhou Gong Lush Hall"? As a way of showing your students' respect for you. ”
"I ...... You! ”
"Master Zhou wants to become famous, in fact, you don't have to come to grab poems from students, these are casual works by students, if Master wants, students just write ten poems and eight poems to give to you, I hope you will be famous all over the world, you listen well......"
“……”
Zhou Zuoren only felt that his head was like a hundred flies, the world was spinning, he almost wanted to vomit blood, he was careless, and he actually fell into her trap!
I saw Mei Xueyan write another poem after a while, and Master Xu had not yet taken a seat, so he had to get up and recite the poem again.
"From the small thorns in the deep grass, now I gradually feel the basil. At that time, people didn't know Lingyun Mu, and they waited until Lingyun was high. ”
This poem is entitled "Little Pine", which vividly depicts the small pine that is not as good as the weeds, because "the people of the time do not know", it is despised and slashed, and it is only waiting to become a towering giant tree, and those who are short-sighted sigh Lingyun Pine, which is interesting and intriguing.
Zhou Zuoren's face seemed to have been slapped a few times, and he was about to drip blood, which was another scolding for his lack of eyes and suppressing talents! Each poem is profound, seemingly praising itself, but in fact satirizing itself.
Where is this literati, he is simply a stinky rascal among women!
"I ...... I don't like you, but I haven't had time to suppress you! On the contrary, it was you, who caused me to be kicked out of the county school, and I was like a lost dog, do you still have a conscience? ”
Zhou Zuoren was very aggrieved and wanted to cry, obviously he was the victim, and he was not a human being inside and out.
"What's wrong with Master?" Mei Xueyan asked with concern, "Is it too little, you wait a while, and I'll give you another song." ”
Write a fart! It's amazing my aunt, don't you write it, right?