Chapter 22: Sir, I've Been Bullied
Tonight it happened, and I wanted to walk quietly down the street for a while, oh no, not alone, and the snake of the gentleman. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
It was past nine o'clock in the evening, but the streets were still bright. City A is a metropolis that never sleeps, so you don't have to worry about having no entertainment at night. However, my schedule has always been regular, going to bed at 11 o'clock at night and waking up at 7 o'clock in the morning, and sufficient sleep will ensure that my mind is clear, and I will not lose myself in the world. Only those who can control themselves can control their lives.
Next to the bus stop, there are also commuters waiting for the last train. They are carrying briefcases, but their eyes are constantly looking at their phones, probably scrolling through the web page or Weibo. There was a young man who was extremely tired, his hands spread out and his back leaning back in a chair, and the look of tiredness on his face was palpable.
I saw a little monster pop out from behind the chair and jump onto the young man's shoulder, jumping left and right, and in a few moments the man's tired expression was soothed a little. He exhaled, touched the little youkai on his shoulder, and smiled contentedly.
"Sir, can he see youkai too?"
"No, he's hallucinating. When a human being suddenly relaxes when he is extremely helpless, it is easy to have the illusion that he feels that there are gods helping him. As everyone knows, many times, it is the monster who helps him. Humans are afraid of youkai, so they want to get rid of them, and even if they help him, he subconsciously won't believe it. ”
"Demons, there are good and bad."
The night was dark, the streets were in a hurry, few people were distracted by others, and I wasn't worried about being pointed at for my weird behavior, like me looking like I was talking to the air.
Walking around the corner of the street, a dark shadow pounced on me and screamed, "My lord, we're here to pick you up." ”
What, it turned out to be a skull, which scared me.
"What are you doing here, and you're still carrying a large crowd."
"There is a large flock, only three or five. My lord, we heard that you were almost eaten by a youkai tonight, so we came to protect you. ”
I looked behind the skulls, and it wasn't a big group, but each one was a bit big. They're all youkai that I put out of that villa dungeon the other day.
Demons also know how to be grateful.
"Where did you hear that I was almost eaten, I'm fine, isn't there still a gentleman? If you come out like this, if you are taken away again, I will not save you again. ”
"My lord, you are laughing, with you, how can we be arrested."
Hmph, cunning youkai, is this something I'm not going to do to you?
However, it was really a bit funny to see the skull talking, Bai Sensen's teeth opened and closed, and the two flames in his eye sockets also jumped and jumped. When I first saw it, I was scared by such a skull, but I really hadn't experienced enough.
Wait, what's that white mass coming out of the skull's mouth?
"Ho, why are you there!" I snatched Ho Ho over, I was a little scared, and I saw clearly that what came out of the skull's mouth was Ho Ho, and I subconsciously thought that the skull had hurt Ho Ho again.
"Play, ho, play with the little skeleton, you can see me, I can't play tricks on you anymore, ho." The little lump made a lovely sound as it slipped out of my hand and jumped into the skull's eye socket. As soon as the ho passed, the flames in the skull's eye sockets were extinguished. Ho Ho jumps to the left, and the flame on the left is extinguished, and Ho Ho jumps to the right, and the flame on the right is extinguished.
Ho Ho had a lot of fun, and I laughed at it.
Obviously, not long ago, the skull was still chasing and shouting and killing, and it has only been a few days, and the relationship between the two monsters is so good.
"Skull, what about your friend, have you forgotten your friend now that you have Hoho? This is not gentlemanly behavior. ”
"I haven't forgotten it, it's frightened and needs to be quiet. Also, my lord, you have to quickly take back this hairy little monster, I've been miserable with it for the past few days. ”
"You're so powerful, you can't save it if you swallow it in one bite."
"It's covered by you, how dare I eat it, my lord."
"Didn't you want to eat me the other day?"
"That's because I have eyes, my lord."
"Poofha, you do have no eyes."
......
The skull said that in order to prevent me from talking to the air and being seen as a psychopath, I must go through the small alley with few people. Where is the small alley with few people, it is obviously a small alley with no people. It's pitch black, and if it weren't for my night vision, and with my husband and a large group of monsters with me, I would definitely not dare to go alone.
"Skull, be honest about what you brought me here for."
"Well, didn't you just say that, my lord, there are few people here."
"Fewer people? That's not the direction I'm going home at all. ”
"Haha, my lord, you are really discerning. Actually, there is an entrance in this alley, leading to a paradise, adults, you are frightened at night, and you die together in the paradise, we will give you a crush. ”
"Is it a shock, not a help?"
"How can this be, my lord, you just helped us, and we are not greedy. By the way, it's a bit of a hassle there. ”
"You clearly let me help, and you say that you are not greedy!"
"Haha, sir, don't be angry."
"It's too late today, I'll talk about it another day."
"It's all here, my lord, just take a look."
I couldn't bear it anymore, and I punched it, and now I'm not an ordinary person, and the gentleman said, I'm more than enough to deal with these monsters. I punched it, but it wasn't just a fist, but a ball of energy attached to my fist, and as soon as it touched the skull, the energy exploded. Even though the skull was so large that I could only reach its jaw, I could clearly see that the punch had left a deep depression in the skull's face.
The skull was caught off guard, and with an ouch, it was shaken out.
"You skull, if I don't go, are you going to take these monsters to the palace?"
The skull probably looked a little angry at me, rolled over, and flew up to me with a whoosh and begged for mercy: "My lord, spare my life, we definitely don't mean that." You adults don't remember villains, don't be like me and other little demons. We'll send you home right away, we'll send you home right away. ”
"Your Excellency spares your life."
"Your Excellency spares your life."
The monsters also followed the skull and begged for mercy, listening to the skull's voice, if I didn't nod, it would cry. Seeing that its two flame eyeballs were already burning, it must have been emotional and frightened by me. Forget it, it's not a big deal, they didn't hurt me, I don't have to be persistent.
"I'm tired, as long as you don't bother me again, let's all disperse." Although I don't bother with them anymore, but the taste of being coaxed by a monster is not very pleasant, I just want to go back to sleep now, and see that the little guy is still watching, I said to it: "Ho Ho, you see this guy wants to trick me into eating it, do you still want to follow it?" ”
Ho Ho listened, and sure enough, he immediately flew towards me, crashed into my arms, and patted my face with his little short legs comfortingly, and the mung bean's eyes and bones turned straight: "Don't eat, don't eat, ho, don't eat." ”
I'm so cute that my heart melts, where do I want to care about anything, it's the right way to go home quickly.