What's more, Shao Moxiong is also the reason for his own departure. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Why did I step over from heaven? I found out about Sho Ma Xiong when I was saying goodbye to my uncle!

Wow, my eyes are definitely a pair of telescope-level farsighted eyes! Parisio blinked his dead fish eyes, feeling them begin to shine brightly.

A good excuse is that I don't have such excellent eyesight, anyway, my eyes grow on my body, and others don't know.

So be it.,Accompany her.,Stay with her until she leaves this world like Ji Xueba.。。。

It's a pity that countless decisions in this world are made too late, and by the time you decide what to do, the opportunity is often far away from you.

When it leads Shao Ma Xiong to the end of the road, through the frozen death you don't pay for your life, there is no one left on the mountain... Xuanxuan, Camelsky, and those troublesome witches are all gone.

It was stunned, after all, they were all alive, and it was impossible for the pestle to stay in one place, after all, I was just a guy like a guide, and everyone was... Can replace mine, can't it?

Am I a guide? Am I not an irreplaceable companion? I'm a companion ... It stared at the dead fish's eyes, from Phuket Island to the present... Except for Camelsky, he is probably the only aboriginal of the mainland who does what he does... It's really with the guide, no doubt ... It's clearly just a guide ...

It's clearly just a guide ...

"This, this, this... Is this the legendary Hartz Mountain specialty? Shao Moxiong exclaimed, this mountain is full of banlan roots... And all of them have been evaporated instantaneously by ultra-high temperatures! Good quality preservation!

"Oh! I seem to be able to recover one of Granny Ice Porridge's stunts! Banlangen ice porridge! He exclaimed excitedly.

You ran away by yourself, you abandoned them by yourself, and now you want to come back as if nothing happened, come back with an indifferent face... Do you think they'll stop where they are and wait for you? Who do you think you are? What do you think you are? You're just a guide, just a dispensable guide! It stared at the dead fish, sat down on the ground, and pulled handfuls of banlan roots from the crotch of its pants.

These... These fresh banyan roots from the golden lotus... to block out the light emitted by the scroll ... I thought I would be able to use it when ... It was me who was wrong.

It was quite uncomfortable at first, but these banyan roots slowly grew in the crotch of the pants, and I got used to it.

So, let it return to its homeland in the Harz Mountains ... The mountains are scorched...

It looked around and found a hidden place, a dead tree, a boulder... Behind them there is a piece of shade. It tried to get all the roots out of the pangas, and found that the roots were firmly in the pants. In the slab, the egg that was pulled hurt by pulling, so I had to give up.

Poof,I really can't do anything... It tried for a long time, pulled out one and planted it.

Although I can't do anything myself, it shouldn't be a problem to revive the banlangen of the Harz Mountains... It carefully dug the soil, carefully buried the banlan root, planted it, stared at the dead fish, and smiled.

There's nothing more to do, they don't know where to go anymore, I'm just an inconsequential guy... I'd better go back to River Crab Town... With this in mind, it strode down the hill.

"Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Shao Moxiong suddenly jumped out: "I found you!" Let's try the special ice porridge made by the grandmother who follows the mystery of the ice porridge treasured by the grandmother, and the grandmother's ancestral dark plate blue root ice porridge! ”

"Shao Mo Xiong's special ice porridge, grandmother's ancestral dark plate blue root big ice porridge! The name is so long! Parisio shuddered at the black bowl of bubbling black stuff that was still weirdly bubbling: "Don't! Elegant. Frog. I don't want to have diarrhea! ”

"You're a fish-man anyway! You don't have to use chrysanthemums, the advantage of a fish is that you can use other parts to excrete when others pull the chrysanthemum pain! ”

“。。。。。。 You say that.,I found that I really don't have to worry about the pain of the chrysanthemum pulling... Parisio blinked: "That... So a little bit? ”

"Let's have a little bit!" Shao Moxiong scooped a spoonful and handed it over with a smile.

Parisio ate it in one bite... Yes... The freshness of this blue root... The fragrance of the root of the banyan... The tenderness of the root of the indigo... The cure of the root of the banyan is the cure of all diseases. . . All blend into this cool feeling ... Did I eat the root of the banyan? What I have eaten ... It's simply ... Parisio felt the crotch of his pants surging up... It's just a bite of!

What's more... It felt it, and this cool air entered from the mouth and condensed in the stomach, without breaking the intestines and breaking the chrysanthemum! Shao Moxiong, you have succeeded! You've finally made ice porridge that won't make you diarrhea!

"It's delicious! It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious! Shao Moxiong was triumphant: "Shao Moxiong's special ice porridge grandmother's ancestral dark banlangen big ice porridge is not its peculiar banlangen taste!" It's its power! ”

"Mighty!?"

"That's right! Shao Mo Xiong's special ice porridge grandmother's ancestral dark plate blue root big ice porridge definitely feels good when you eat it, but after you eat it for twenty-four hours, that is, forty-eight hours, you will start to have severe diarrhea! According to scientific statistics, this diarrhea will last for about a week! The level of destructive damage is far higher than that of ordinary ice porridge! And with such a long delay, people can't imagine that his diarrhea is because of this ice porridge! ”

A wave of respect rose from the bottom of Parisio's heart! This is the highest level of ice porridge making, all the time for the sake of the diarrhea of the eater! Yes! If everyone in the world can think about the diarrhea of the eater all the time, why worry about the paid public toilets! Why can't the sales of toilet paper go up... What a!!

It turned its head dementedly, looked at Shao Moxiong's triumphant face, opened the fish's mouth, and a stream of Shao Moxiong's special ice porridge Old Grandmother's ancestral dark plate blue root big ice porridge sprayed out of its mouth, spraying Shao Moxiong's body!

"Can you not make ice porridge for diarrhea?" Parisio said with a clear eye.

“。。。 Ada ... Shao Moxiong pulled out a packet of toilet paper from his waist, and the toilet paper was printed with the shiny image of his big plane head showing big teeth! "Toilet paper endorsed by me!" Less Moxiong toilet paper! Effectively relieve the pain of chrysanthemum excretion for many days! As long as my ice porridge business covers the whole continent! This will be the second miracle of the sales world! And I have a lot of confidence to break the record of being the first in the sales industry, anal cool! ”

Parisio's stomach regurgitated countless ice porridge with banlangen: "If I were a one-meter and five-meter commander, I would also think that the mad dead man is a suitable heir to the pit father." It stretched out its hand and pointed at Shao Moxiong: "Crazy Death Lang makes ice porridge, although he has no special skills, let alone any intentions, but he understands that this is for people to eat!" It doesn't matter if it's delicious or not, you won't have any problems eating it! What about yours? You make ice porridge with the purpose of making people have diarrhea! Do your parents know about this kind of behavior? Does the old grandmother know the ice porridge! The so-called food... That's why people can laugh happily after eating them!! ”

The image of Parisio is getting bigger and bigger! More and more brilliant! Shao Moxiong feels more and more insignificant! I'm just taking revenge on the one-and-a-half-meter commander.。。。 Unexpectedly, the people in the whole empire who have eaten his ice porridge have been pulled all over! Yes! That the whole country. The people ate his ice porridge and pulled out Xiang, and the countless weeping toilet paper that was defiled by Xiang all flew out and rushed over to torture his conscience!

Oh, why did the Ao have such a disgusting torture conscience! Shao Moxiong saw it, he saw it, countless Xiang, countless crying toilet paper that had been defiled by Xiang, from the toilet of Penis, from the toilet of Flying Fish City, from the toilet of Sneezing, all flew towards him, covering the sky!

His hands clawed his head!

Yes! There was once a sincere ice porridge in front of me, which I didn't cherish! I regret losing it. There is nothing more painful in life than this, and if I could do it all over again, I would say to everyone in these cities: Please eat and stop! If I were to prescribe a pill on this Epsom stop - it would be 10,000 boxes!

Ah, great Epsom business!

And the reality is that the countless Xiang and the toilet paper that has been wiped by Xiang are gathered in front of him to torture his conscience! Shao Moxiong couldn't stand the torture of his conscience, jumped down from the middle of the mountain, and sat on his own upside-down donkey! I saw the dust rolling under the wheel of the donkey, and instantly rushed towards the north of the Hartz Mountain!

"Aren't you going to admit your mistake! Are you still going to continue to make the people who eat your ice porridge have diarrhea! Put an end to your sinful ways! "I saw Parisio tie a long piece of toilet paper to his head! Behind him, countless Xiang and countless toilet paper that had been wiped by Xiang turned into a golden dragon and followed Shao Moxiong!

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