Zhang Guodong looked at Su Cao, gloating and said in his heart, what can you do! I'll see if you can't get off the stage for a while!

Zhang Lu smiled and said nothing, also waiting for Su Cao to make a fool of himself. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Su Cao paused for a moment and started recording the show again.

"Welcome everyone to listen to "Entertainment You, Me and Him" at the same time every day, I am your old friend, it's so difficult that the man is me, I am Su Cao!"

With an iconic opening remark, the recording began again.

This show is also called "Xianfeng Lihou", which is the Xianfeng Emperor's empress - getting married and marrying a daughter-in-law. In the feudal era, how many daughters-in-law did the emperor marry? It is said that "three palaces, six courts, and seventy-two partial concubines", is this number? I'll give you an accurate answer – maybe! ”

"How maybe? At that time, the emperor should have been married when he was sixteen years old. The emperor's marriage is not called marriage, it is called "post-establishment ceremony". Make a queen. There is only one queen, and there are many queens. The first-class ones are called concubines, the second-class ones are called concubines, the third-class ones are called concubines, and the fourth-class ones are called nobles. The queen is one, and the rest of the concubines, concubines, concubines, and nobles, how many are there in total? As long as the emperor doesn't die, he will marry a child every three years, so I tell you, maybe! ”

Changing the stumbling just now, Su Cao said very smoothly, like a surging river, endlessly.

The humorous and funny little jokes make everyone laugh, and the connotative jokes make those who understand it smile even more.

Zhang Guodong was surprised, how can he say it? How? Could it be that it was just a hard time to rest? Then there will definitely be a big problem for him later!

Zhang Lu's face was full of shock, it was the first time he heard Su Cao's anchor program.

Five minutes!

Ten minutes!

Half an hour!

Time passes before people know it!

Zhang Guodong has always been looking at Su Cao's problem.

But Su Cao's performance made Zhang Guodong's face green several times!

This time, Su Cao hosted the show, not only with a low tone and a rich tone, but also without even a little hesitation.

Moreover, the quality of the plot text is quite high, and it has returned to the level when it first hosted the show.

It's even better than the previous installments!

The whole show is done in one go, just like being in a live broadcast, which makes people fascinated by it!

"The north and south streets go east and west, and the people on the cross streets bite the dogs,

He picked up the dog and cut the brick, but the brick bit his hand.

There was an old man who was only nineteen, and he drank lotus root in his mouth.

I haven't seen this since I was a child, and the three wheels are pulling the train.

Ay! Do you listen to this elephant?

Today, I'll tell you a stand-up comedy, there is such a person who doesn't like to talk.

When did this happen? This happened in the Qing Dynasty. said that there is such a rich man, his family is rich, and he is also one of the best people in BJ City. This old man has two sons, and the eldest son is very calm and calm no matter what he does, and he is very capable. What about this dick? It's okay to be a person, but there is a small problem, and it is good to drink a little wine. How good is he??? He hung a wine gourd on the head of the bed, opened the gourd and drank a few sips when he woke up at night, and it was not good to go to the toilet, so he put a wine jar at the door of the toilet, and he had to drink a few sips after going to the toilet!! ”

The admission of one episode of the program is over!

The two-issue program catalog is over!

From more than one o'clock in the afternoon to half past three in the afternoon, Su Cao recorded for two hours, a full three episodes of the program.

During the entire recording period, Su Cao talked endlessly, didn't even drink a sip of water, and recorded it all in one go!

Zhang Guodong and Zhang Lu were dumbfounded!

Zhao Yingmei and Ji Yi were equally shocked.

Even those people from Tianda Group who inspected were even more stupid!

When the third issue of the program is finished, Suzhou is still a little unsatisfied, and plans to record the next issue.

Zhao Yingmei saw this rhythm, quickly interrupted, pushed the microphone away, and said to Su Cao: "Xiao Su, it's okay, it's okay, let's stop here today!" The body is important! Don't work and don't die! ”

Strike while the iron is hot, Zhao Yingmei did not forget to establish a good image for Su Cao.

"Eh, got it!" Su Cao clicked his lips, feeling that it was not too enjoyable, and took off the headphones and put them aside.

The female person in charge of Tianda Group had straight eyes, "Two hours, completely off the script?" No way, it's all fake, how can anyone do such a thing! ”

Speaking of smallpox, she also didn't believe what was happening in front of her.

"I'll go in and take a look!" Unbelieving, she walked into the studio.

How could anyone do this, it must all be fake!

She hates that some radio stations are cheating, which is one of the reasons why she has to come to investigate it herself!

"This ......"

Zhao Yingmei couldn't stop people, so she could only let her in.

Zhang Guodong and Zhang Lu didn't believe it either, and also went in with the others.

Two hours, the whole process is recorded and broadcast!

Zero mistakes!

All the jokes are original on the spot!

How could anyone do it!

This is not a sci-fi blockbuster!

What an international joke!

All of a sudden, people poured into the studio, rummaging around and really didn't find the script.

But Tianda Group guessed whether Su Cao had entered the manuscript into the computer first, or whether there was a ready-made line prompt on the computer screen directly opposite.

This situation is not uncommon in live broadcasts and recorded broadcasts.

People took a closer look at Su Cao's computer and the monitor directly opposite, and they were suddenly dumbfounded.

Good guys, this thing didn't turn on at all!

The computer and monitor are controlled by the director, and they are not turned on at all!

Where did you get some lines!

Su Cao wondered, how did so many people come in together, "Uh, what's wrong?" ”

The female person in charge of Tianda Group was stunned for a moment, "You ...... You really don't have a manuscript! ”

"No! I'm always thinking about it and talking about it. Su Cao said as a matter of course.

The female person in charge looked at Su Cao, didn't say anything for a long time, turned her head and said to Zhao Yingmei: "Director Zhao, let's sign the contract, this time we are relieved!" ”

Only Zhang Guodong looked incredulous, are you a human being, two hours of recording, the content is completely off-script, and the on-site creation of jokes is still slipping and slipping, there is no stumbling at all, not even a typo, and the baggage, jokes, are completely in place, and achieve the expected effect!

Is this something that can be done by a human being?

Aren't you running out of ink, aren't you not up to the mark, aren't you not up to par with the quality of the story?

Zhang Lu also looked confused, taking advantage of the fact that there were many people dodging and dodging, and he didn't dare to meet Su Cao.

Ji Yi glanced at the two of them on the side, and bet on it? You both have to lose all your panties, why don't you ** now! Silly! Wilt!

Of course, Su Cao can't make a mistake, all his jokes are in his head, and as for how to say it, he has already been familiar with it, but he has never had the corresponding skills.

Now, I got the [talk show skills].

Su Cao almost didn't have to think about it, he could say it when he took it.

Zhao Yingmei led the people of Tianda Group to negotiate the specific details of the contract.

Su Cao looked at the time on his mobile phone and found that there were still a few hours before getting off work, and he felt that he seemed to be in a good state.

At all, he didn't listen to the contract, drank a few sips of water, greeted the director Sakurako, and went back to the recording station, and talked again!