Chen Xiaozao looked at Ma Daocheng, who was about to be unkind to him. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The man was in his early thirties, with a fairy bone, a dark complexion, a very thin face, and many wrinkles on his face, like a dried Shar Pei.

If you replace the dark blue Guards general's shirt with a robe and a pair of blind black glasses, he will be a fortune teller.

After coming to his senses, Chen Xiaozao found that the three lieutenant generals of the Guards sitting in the room had very strange images - Ma Dao grew like a thin version of Shar Pei, Li Jiang on the opposite side looked like a wild boar, and Xiao Taili next to Li Jiang looked like a shemale.

This female adjutant is wearing heavy makeup, which looks quite gorgeous at first glance, but if you look closely, this is a man with makeup! Her skeleton is noticeably larger than that of the average woman.

was set off by these lieutenant generals, Ren Tianyuan and beautiful were like immortals.

But in fact, Ren Tianyuan's appearance can only be described in the eyes of people like Chen Xiaozao, and he is not particularly out of the ordinary, and he can barely be regarded as a dignified beauty.

has been in the army for many years, as well as the middle-level genetic cultivation, so that Ren Tianyuan has a strong aura, dignified and capable, not angry and self-imposing, but people dare not provoke her easily.

But not to provoke does not mean to be afraid.

Today, Chen Xiaozao is lightly loaded, and the energy slot of the Time and Space Dragon Ring has long been full, and he can wear it back to the end at any time, so he is not afraid of anyone.

Ma Daocheng threw him a face, and Chen Xiaozao was about to fight back.

saw Xiao Taili take out a 100-gram round gold coin from the pocket of her shirt.

Flicked his thumb at Chen Xiaozao.

The gold coin flipped rapidly in the air.

drew a heavy parabola and flew in front of Chen Xiaozao.

Chen Xiaozao raised his hand to catch the gold coin.

Without saying a word, he stuffed himself in his trouser pocket.

Asked Xiao Taili: "What's the matter, this female adjutant, you also want an egg fried rice?" ”

"No need. I'm helping Deputy General Ma pay for the meal, since you accepted it, let's hurry up and cook, don't say that you can't do it if you hurt your hand, such an excuse is too low-level, it's okay to deceive the little girl. But if you play this kind of trick in front of our Yuan Commander, then I can tell you responsibly......" Xiao Taili sneered and pointed to the door, threatening Chen Xiaozao: "You will definitely not be able to get out of this gate today." ”

"Haha, haha!"

Xiao Taili's words not only did not scare Chen Xiaozao, but made Chen Xiaozao shrug his shoulders and laugh dryly.

Lao Tzu can travel through time and space, but he can't get out of this door?

It's the funniest joke he's ever heard this year.

In the prosperous era, Chen Xiaozao did not dare to cross in front of outsiders casually, so as not to cause chaos.

But in the last days, he has no such worries.

In the bizarre apocalypse, any strange ability can appear, and teleportation is by no means the most unusual.

It's just that as a last resort, Chen Xiaozao will not reveal his super killer weapon to save his life.

"What are you laughing at?"

Xiao Taili was very unhappy with Chen Xiaozao's smile, and asked him with a sinking face.

"You're not telling a joke, I'll cooperate with you."

"You...... What a guts! ”

Xiao Taili wanted to scold people angrily, but because of Ren Tianyuan's face, it was not good to explode immediately, so she had to look at Ren Tianyuan angrily and ask Ren Tianyuan to clean up this bastard cook.

Ren Tianyuan waved his hand at Xiao Taili to tell her to calm down.

looked at Chen Xiaozao and said, "My two lieutenants are very interested in your golden egg fried rice and have paid for it, so I bother Chef Chen to move to the kitchen and make an egg fried rice for Adjutant Ma, so that we can all open our eyes." ”

"Make two servings! Make two servings! ”

Li Jiang raised two fat fingers and shouted, "I want one too!" Terri, give him another gold coin. ”

Xiao Taili was Li Jiang's direct subordinate, so she had to take out another 100-gram gold coin and bounce it for Chen Xiaozao.

This time, she used very little force, and deliberately flicked the gold coin to the ground, asking Chen Xiaozao to bend down to pick it up.

didn't wait for Chen Xiaozao to bend over, but Ren Tianxiao actively worked for him first.

Hanging down his big chest, he bent his small waist to help Chen Xiaozao pick up the gold coin, and happily handed it over to Chen Xiaozao.

Chen Xiaozao nodded at Ren Tianxiao with satisfaction, silently stuffed the second gold coin into his trouser pocket, and said to everyone: "I can understand your feelings about wanting to eat my egg fried rice, but there is one thing I think you haven't figured out yet, the food I Chen Xiaozao cooks is not something you can eat if you want to, nor can I make it if I want to." When a small stove opens a meal, it is necessary to pay attention to the timing - Timing, do you understand? ”

Ren Tianyuan is one of the few survivors in China who knows a little bit of English.

Listening to Chen Xiaozao talk about Timing, Ren Tianyuan's first reaction was that this guy was a mouth seller, and he used some foreign words to fool people.

His face couldn't help but become colder.

Ren Tianyuan asked Chen Xiaozao with a smile: "Listen to what you mean, today's timing is definitely not right, you definitely can't do it?" ”

"Smack."

With his crippled right hand, he pointed at Ren Tianyuan, and Chen Xiaozao said as if he was giving a speech at a new product launch conference: "It's still the Yuan Commander who has your insight." I'm not afraid to tell you that the meals made by my Chen Xiaozao are not only rare for the main ingredients, but even a random and inconspicuous ingredient is also very rare and expensive, which will sell a serving of egg fried rice for a high price of 100 grams of gold. But as long as you've eaten my egg fried rice, you'll understand that my price is not high at all. This is only the cost price of the ingredients, and it does not include my own love for food. My attitude of pursuing beauty and refinement is something that people who don't understand food can't understand. Let's put it this way, I'd rather not cook than cook casually. Even if it's just a few ingredients, I won't let my small stove open. This is my pursuit, and it is my bottom line. How did I get my food? That's how we strive for excellence. ”

Ren Tianxiao was like an empowerment on the side, and he was going to worship Chen Xiaozao.

She could almost see the light from Chen Xiaozao.

Ma Daocheng and others sneered.

I've seen people who can brag nonsense, but they've never seen someone like Chen Xiaozao who can talk to this extent.

Not only is this guy abnormally tall, but his spirit is also abnormal! He's paranoid!

Li Jiang was anxious and shouted, "Chef Chen, what are you talking so much nonsense for, you just say that you can make egg fried rice now?" Make two servings! ”

Chen Xiaozao said bluntly: "I can't do it. I can't do a single one. I don't have the right ingredients for egg fried rice on hand. Even if there is, I can't fry it with a broken hand. ”

Xiao Taili sneered: "I have long guessed that this is the result." ”

Chen Xiaozao pointed to Xiao Taili: "You only guessed the beginning, you can't guess the result." Although I can't make egg fried rice now, I heard Miss Seven say that the Yuan Commander loves to eat the saliva chicken of the Mellow Xiang Pavilion the most, so he borrowed flowers to offer the Buddha, and the blue out of the blue is better than the blue to make a saliva chicken produced by the small stove for the Yuan Commander, please take a look at the Yuan Commander. ”