Chapter Forty-Four: Grandma's Legs, Your Turtle Grandson
A group of ghosts floated up scolding, quickly surrounded the young ghosts, and questioned loudly;
"Is it really a Japanese ghost?"
"Don't tell lies, you kid, shake us so many ghosts, be careful that we can't let you eat and walk around!"
"Don't talk nonsense, boy, lead the way, Lao Tzu wants to avenge himself!"
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A group of ghosts shouted loudly around the young imp, all screaming with hideous anger on their faces, and the young imp trembled in fright;
"Big brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, I just have the courage to lie to you, I really see it, it's really a Japanese ghost, the leader is holding a Japanese knife in his hand, and he is still staring at the plaster military cap on his head, that's definitely a Japanese officer!"
A ghost claw quickly stretched out, grabbing the young imp on the spot. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info slithered forward;
"Say, where are the Japanese ghosts? Lao Tzu wants to let their souls fly away and never be reborn! ”
"That's right! Take us and kill those **** people! ”
"Ma De is counted as one, Lao Tzu wants to die with the Japanese ghosts, it's a big deal to die again!"
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A group of ghosts were furious, so frightened that the young ghosts struck a straight swing, trembling and stretched out their ghost claws, pointing out the direction to the group of ghosts, and the next moment they were surrounded by a group of ghosts, pushing and pulling and pulling the volley into the distance, for a time a hundred ghosts traveled at night, riding the yin wind to move forward at great speed;
"Old man Liu! Why don't we check it out? ”
Lao Zhao pulled the paper money with his head bored, and asked softly without raising his head;
"Wait a minute! There are already so many ghosts in the past, besides, just rely on our two old ghosts, it's useless to go, let's pick up more money first, otherwise we will really become lonely ghosts and wild ghosts, I don't want to be like those down-and-out ghosts, living by begging for food below! ”
Old man Liu stuffed a few pieces of paper money into his mouth, looked up at the direction where the ghosts left, silently remembered it in his heart, and replied softly with an indifferent face;
"It's good! But as soon as I heard that it was a Japanese ghost, I couldn't help it, his grandmother had a leg, these **** brutes, I want to think about how many bombs were thrown at us, I will never forget, my father was killed by the Japanese devil's bomb in order to protect me! ”
Lao Zhao responded softly with hatred, complaining about his children for the first time in his heart, if they hadn't burned paper money for him, why would he be like a flower child, pouting his ass and pulling money in the dust, he would have followed the army and cleaned up the little Japanese devils;
"Whoa! Right there, you see, who else is the officer who flies the highest, who is not a Japanese devil? ”
The young imp took the group of ghosts to the wheat field at the edge of the village, stretched out his ghost paws and pointed at the two dogs and Kameda in the air, and asked cautiously, for fear that he would admit his mistake and be beaten;
"Woohoo!"
The big black dog barked unrelentingly, and was ready to pounce fiercely;
"Giggle!"
The big rooster flapped its wings and flew high several times, but it couldn't reach the two dogs;
"Moo!"
The big green ox was even more ruthless, and several people stood up, but unfortunately they couldn't get it with the horns;
"Faith ball goods! Get down! Letter ball goods! You come down! ”
The little parrot stood on the back of the big black dog, chattering and scolding, acting like a bandit leader, shouting for the two dogs to come down;
"Who's a bitch, so fucking cute! That's not bad for a little parrot who can only talk to people! ”
"What nonsense? You are no longer human, the big black dog seems to be a little black dog raised by the old man in the west of the village, and it is estimated that he has grown up! ”
"I didn't expect the big rooster to be so violent, and the big green cow made it look like the two ghosts and gods of the bull head and horse face were possessed!"
"You know what? Don't all Taoist priests have to use chicken blood to catch ghosts? And the big green cow, maybe it's related to the bull head! ”
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When a group of ghosts arrived, they saw this scene, and immediately grinned with joy, and they talked about the big black dog;
"Li Ergou! You drop! Come here! ”
In mid-air, Kameda grimaced with a black face, beckoning the two dogs who twisted their waists and danced their buttocks to come over;
"Hey, hey! Kameda Tai-kun! It's great to see you're okay! Hey..."
The second dog had already seen Kameda, but he remembered what he had scolded Kameda before, and he thought about rhetoric and countermeasures, pretending not to see it and not daring to go over, but when he heard Kameda's call, he had to float over;
"Bang Bang!"
Kameda raised his arm and aimed at the two dogs who were shameless and cheeky to greet him, and there was a burst of big mouths crackling;
"Bagaya Road!"
Kameda whipped his arm wildly while scolding viciously, remembering the eyes and face of the two dogs who looked at fools before, and on his hideous and twisted grimace with anger, the ghost's eyes were so red as if they were about to drip blood;
"You drop! How dare you scold me! Dead, dead, dripping, work! ”
A group of ghosts couldn't help but be stunned when they saw the Japanese ghost beating another ghost, one by one they watched the fire from the other side with curious faces, and the two dogs were beaten dizzy, and they scolded Kameda's ancestors for eighteen generations in their hearts, but on the surface, they held back their anger and talked nonsense with a smiling face;
"Kameda Tai-kun!"
The second dog swayed and stabilized his soul, and explained with a grieved voice;
"How dare you scold Taijun, you must have misunderstood, you think too much!"
Kameda put the trick knife on the neck of the second dog with a look of disbelief, and asked angrily in a deep voice;
"You drop! Say! Grandma's legs, you're a turtle grandson, what kind of work are you doing? ”
The second dog knelt down in fright on the spot, and explained in a trembling voice;
"Kameda Tai-kun! Grandma's legged you turtle grandson, is our local dialect, is an honorific title, with the meaning of His Excellency Dazuo, the situation was critical, the small one didn't think so much for a while, I didn't want to let you misunderstand, the little one really didn't scold you! ”
Kameda listened to the cries of the little parrots, and then looked at the miserable and complaining faces of the two dogs, and couldn't help but believe a little;
"Bagaya Road! You drop! Didn't lie to me? ”
Before the second dog could explain, he floated to the side to watch the lively group of ghosts, and suddenly burst into laughter, one by one holding his stomach and laughing back and forth, the grinning appearance was as if he had heard the funniest joke ever, and some even pointed at Kameda and rolled in the air with laughter;
"Damn! Laughing to death, the first time I heard that grandma is a turtle grandson, this is what it means! Quack quack..."
"It looks like that thing should be the devil's translator, this dog's leg is really fucking ridiculous, grandma's legs, you are a turtle grandson, and it's a special honorific title, Lao Tzu laughed and sobbed, quack..."
"Look at the stupid look of that Japanese ghost officer, let's go say hello to him in a while, quack..."
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The group of ghosts laughed so that blood and tears flowed on their faces, and the grimace that had just turned blue turned black again.