"Self-......"

Kirito, who was sitting at the table, quietly clenched his fists, and he couldn't help but feel a little excited when he thought of that heroic back......

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"Do you have anything to do with him?"

The blonde beauty, that is, Tsunade, has willow eyebrows, and there is a crisp crunch between her delicate fingers.

"It's nothing, it's just that I'm in a bad mood and want to beat him up......"

Hearing this answer, Asakura pursed his lips in the dark, deceiving the ghost......

Looking at Tsunade's somewhat messy clothes and slightly wet blonde hair, Asakura already knew the truth of the matter, and couldn't help but lament in his heart: Jiraiya, that idiot, still doesn't have a long memory of breaking six ribs and wrists......

"Strange, I saw him enter this tavern, why is he missing......"

The corner of Asakura's eyes swept over a handful of white hairs in the corner of the tavern, and his heart suddenly skipped a beat, and then his gaze quickly turned away.

"I didn't see it, probably I escaped with a shadow clone......"

Asakura lowered his head so that Tsunade couldn't see his expression, trying to suppress the fluctuations in his tone.

This female man must not be allowed to see the flaws, otherwise she will be killed......

"Forget it, I'll look somewhere else......"

Tsunade didn't notice the flicker in his eyes, and under the nervous gaze of everyone, he picked up the wine glass in front of Kirito, drank it heroically, and Shi Shiran walked out of the tavern.

Seeing the beautiful figure disappear outside the door, everyone in the tavern relaxed and exhaled a long breath......

But this long breath was suddenly interrupted, and there was an eerie return to silence in the tavern, as the blonde lady returned to the tavern.

"Very good, Asakura, you are quite honest, you haven't lied to me yet......"

"Yes, how can you deceive Tsunade Hime-sama......"

Asakura wiped the cold sweat that kept flowing from his forehead, and the tufts of white hair in the corner retracted, and the big stone in his heart fell to the end.

If she had been a step late, she would have been buried in the ruins of the tavern by now, and she would still be able to enjoy the limited-edition jiraiya pad......

"Lie to me, you know the end, and...... I didn't expect you to like this kind of Taoism in Asakura, but don't forget the maximum death penalty of more than three years......"

Glancing meaningfully at Asakura, Tsunade turned and left the tavern, and within a few minutes, there was the roar of a telephone pole falling to the ground and an angry lion's roar......

"Jiraiya, if you come out obediently, I can still spare you a dog's life, otherwise I will break all your ribs this time, remember! It's all! ”

Hearing the roar gradually fade away, Asakura wiped a cold sweat from his head.

"Finally gone......

But as soon as he turned around, he looked at Kamikito's strange eyes, and Asakura read the meaning......

"More than three years, the maximum death penalty ...... Asakura-senpai, I didn't expect you to be such a person......"

Then he was put on the head by Asakura and gave a violent shudder: "Death penalty ghost, don't think about those strange things all day long......"

Kirito covered the big bag on his head, his little face was full of grievances, he was really frustrated, knocking on people's heads and using chakra in his hands......

After taking this opportunity to vent some of his fears, Asakura turned his head and said angrily in the corner.

"It's already gone, haven't you come out yet, this time I was almost burdened by you!"

Kirito, who was covering his head, was slightly stunned and looked in the direction of Asakura's line of sight.

"Jiraiya's seniors are also here?"

Marute Nakai and Nobi Nobita, who were sitting at the table together, also looked curiously at the corner, but they didn't see anything, only an empty table.

Kirito didn't see a figure either, but his electromagnetic induction told him that there was indeed a person there, and that the unique chakra was very familiar to him, and that back made him look forward to it......

"It's really Asakura, how did you see my new ninjutsu......"

Hearty laughter rang out from the corner of the tavern, and to everyone's astonished gaze, the shadow puffed up like a balloon and turned into a white-haired youth.

"If your hair doesn't come out and it's perfect, what's the name of this technique?"

"The toad flat shadow manipulation technique has not yet been perfected, and there are always some small accidents......

While digging his nostrils, he walked towards their table in a figure-eight step, and from time to time fired some "cannonballs" into the sky.

When Kirito saw this scene, the heroic figure in his heart began to show some signs of cracking......

My savior is such a lewd young man, no one can be good-looking, no one is good-looking, no one is good-looking......

After reciting three sentences silently in his heart, Kirito calmed down.

"This is your new friend, who looks so beautiful that he looks like a woman, will it be a woman dressed as a man, etc...... I seem to have some impressions, miss, where have we met? ”

Jiraiya sat down next to him unceremoniously, but his eyes roamed over Kirito's body dishonestly, especially Kirito's gentle chest......

"Jiraiya-senpai, do you remember the boy you saved in the exercise basin two months ago? That's ...... me."

Kirito said with black lines on his head, and the image of the majestic shore in his heart has begun to collapse.

"I remember, I thought you were a girl, I'm sorry......"

Jiraiya patted his head and remembered the trivial incident at that time.

"It's okay, I have to thank you for saving my life......"

Kirito put down the mustard in his heart and smiled.

But after the greetings, the light in his heart disintegrated into dust......

All kinds of meat jokes, topics that are inappropriate for children keep popping out of Jiraiya's mouth, such as the porter ninja uncle, the young woman Yuriko, and so on.

Especially the anecdotes in the women's bathroom made the adults like Asakura unable to control it......

"Hehe, if it's not them...... I'm not going to get caught by Tsunade either......"

Jiraiya said as a wisp of nosebleed dripped from his chin.

Kirito couldn't take it anymore, he thought he would go crazy if he continued like this, and he couldn't accept the fact that he had been saved by a tease, so he got up and walked outside the tavern, wanting to go to the bathroom...... Well, go wipe the nosebleed that came out of nowhere.

"Well, going to peek at girls taking a bath is also a harmless little disadvantage, after all, every man ...... Wait a minute! ”

Kirito kept comforting himself in his heart, forcing himself to calm down, and then he could vaguely see through Jiraiya's neckline that the pink ladies' underwear was still lace......

Kirito almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, but he swallowed it back strongly, holding back his internal organs and starting to shift......

And our Mr. Jiraiya didn't notice this gaze, and still talked and laughed with Asakura very naturally......

Even if you go to peep, even women's underwear has to be collected, and even if you collect it, you can wear it out in a grand manner...... Did I really underestimate how shameless he was......

Kirito's mind was blank with that touch of pink, and he was bumped into by a figure just after he walked out of the tavern.

"Ouch!"

Uchiha Mikoto, who was sitting on the ground, hurriedly stood up, prompted by a good tutor, and kept bowing and apologizing to the stranger in front of her.

"I'm sorry, it's all because I ......"

"Puff...... Sorry, sorry......"

Hearing this low chuckle, Uchiha Mikoto couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed in her heart.

Mikoto Uchiha looked up, wanting to see what the hell was that impudent person.

But what caught her eye was a familiar face, her face turning crimson for a moment, and she stammered his name.

"Kirito-kun ......"

Because the transformation technique lasted so long, Kirito's disguise was so fragile that it leaked at the touch of it, revealing his true face.

"I'm sorry I haven't apologized to you yet......"

Kirito rubbed the back of his head and suddenly said with some embarrassment.

"I didn't ...... It's okay, I'm ...... too."

Uchiha Mikoto's two index fingers unconsciously touched each other, and the sound was almost like that of mosquitoes.

The two of them stood silently at the corner of the street, falling into a strange silence until ......

"Mai Trito!"

An energetic call suddenly sounded from the other side of the street, breaking the silence between the two, and Mikoto Uchiha, who had come back to her senses, rushed into Kirito's arms in a panic like a frightened bunny.

"Mai Trin, it's okay...... Hey, what's going on......"