Audience friends, welcome to watch the news broadcast, today is XXXX, X, XX day, this station received the latest news, a certain organization in Fuso, with the support of the militarist separatists, infiltrated us with the intention of kidnapping our Chinese citizens, was blocked by the Chinese people, smashed their conspiracy, our Ministry of Foreign Affairs has put forward a strong condemnation to Fusang, and requires Fusang to investigate the person responsible for the incident must investigate to the end and give a reasonable explanation to our country, otherwise we will reserve the right to use force. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

At 7:00 p.m., I sat in the living room, looking at the 64-inch domestic XX brand digital TV, the news network was broadcasting what happened during the day, and some short films were edited, but the footage I appeared was blurred, and I played a mosaic on my face, but they were wrong, I am not good at looks, I am tempting about my figure, which day's ratings instantly climbed by thousands of percentage points, reaching a record high, and the number of downloads of this piece of news exceeded 30 billion, A lot of people who don't use the Internet go to Internet cafes just to see my true face.

At the same time, because of the economic crisis caused by the market downturn, finally ushered in a new high, some people in order to save my beautiful appearance for a long time, in the first time to buy U disks, mobile hard disks, computers, recorders, all the electronic storage equipment on the market are sold out, national consumption climbed to a new high, the stagnant economy also began to recover under the strong consumption drive, into a virtuous circle.

My popularity has skyrocketed, and I want to keep a low profile, but I can't help myself.

The news broadcast hurt me, and then all the provincial TV stations asked me to do the show, what a weekend happy camp, joy at this time, let me and Andy Lau , Aaron Kwok , Lin Zhiying , Lu Han and them perform on the same stage, when I received this information, I refused, I am not a drama, I don't want to enter the entertainment industry like black water, I am afraid of the unspoken rules, especially those bearded directors, which makes me afraid, so I refused.

But Andy Lau and Aaron Kwok, who were invited at the same time, also refused, which is strange.

Later, it was Lu Han who unveiled this question to everyone at a press conference, those king-level stars are all first-line stars, and they don't want to give me this round of people who exist like the bright moon to be a foil like stars.

I am already destined to be ordinary, every day thousands of scouts wander at the gate of the school, blocking my way, throwing out all kinds of temptations, some say: We are going to shoot the Legend of Old Man Jin's Condor Heroes, are you willing to play the role of Huang Rong? Some said: Let's play the little dragon girl, right? Acting in his true colors must cause a sensation; Some people even say: Hollywood is preparing to make a fantasy masterpiece with a billion-dollar production - the successor of the gods! (It's said to be a good book) You're going to be the heroine, right?

The scout from Fuso just told me vaguely, "Come to us!" Comfortable, rich! ”

And the country of sticks is also here, let me go and eat with their national leaders, shameless! The female artists in their country have committed suicide, are they still coming to persecute me?

I rejected them with a stern gaze! If you have to choose someone to eat with them, I think that person should be Huang Taiji! Ride a tall horse!

Or Kublai Khan!

The Han people don't know their sinister intentions, and are often confused by their hypocritical persimmon faces, and they don't conquer them, giving them a glimmer of life, but they nest at home for the Dragon Boat Festival, and only the Mongolian barbarians and Jurchen villains can use the strong and strong bodies of male knights to conquer the men and women in their countries, let them bow down at their feet, and willingly add toes, of course, there is a nation that can rule them, that is, the Great Fusang nation!

Big fish eat small fish, big dogs day small dogs, this is an eternal truth.