Chapter 8: Be Honest
Yan San watched with great interest as the middle-aged man with a broom in his hand jumped up and down in the hall and swinging all kinds of flower shelves. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Originally, I thought that such a fairy mountain blessing cave, the pursuit of mystery must be otherworldly, this uncle, you should put out a fire first, get a broom to dance around, increase an inch of aura, and the flame burns more vigorously.
The Shannan Daoist who fell into the second realm of demon hunting gave the junior brother who came to put out the fire a painful look, you idiot, don't dance your broken opening dance, hurry up and knock me down with a broom, oops, my hand cramps and I can't take it back.
Woo my smoke and rain, the master just found that you have an extra piece of things on your body and wants to refine it, you must believe that the master did not roast you to punish you.
The lovely Yanyu Daogu really couldn't hear her master's inner monologue this time, and when the flames of the Ten Thousand Beasts Spirit Fire spread all over her body, she finally found her lost bun.
Seeing the delicious big steamed buns in his heart, Yanyu forgot to steal the mantra and gestures of the master to urge the spiritual fire, and with the fire on his body, he made a bold innovation in the way to eat delicious steamed buns.
Elder Shanbei finally finished his prelude to "Sweeping Demons", and with a broom, he pushed down the spasmodic Shannan Zhenren, and with a "whoosh" sound, the Ten Thousand Beasts Spirit Fire that almost caused a catastrophe returned to the palm of Shannan Zhenren's hand.
The huge meditation hall was silent, and when everyone felt that they were deaf and blind, a crisp "chirp" sound sounded from the thick green smoke, and the long sleeves of the long robe of the elder of Shanbei waved, and the smoke in the hall quickly dispersed, and everyone's eyes turned to the object that made the sound.
A black-clad "charcoal essence" stood in the center of the hall, and the sound of "chirping" was the noise made by eating a large golden bun.
Everyone looked at each other, and Shannan Zhenren, who had forgotten the abdominal pain, stood up tremblingly, "My smoke and rain!" ”
Could it be that the smoke and rain were eaten by "charcoal essence"? Senior Brother Yuebai's face was pale and pale, and he sat down on the ground with a "poof", "Senior ~ sister!" ”
"Master, do you want to try the baked buns, I left one for you." When everyone was immersed in the sad news that the lovely Yanyu Daogu was eaten by monsters, a very poor sound sounded in the meditation hall.
"Smoke and rain?"
"Smoke and rain?"
Shannan stumbled over, and Yuebai crawled over in a panic.
"What's wrong with you? Don't you have to work today? Uncle Shanbei, you are also here, what are you going to eat in the dining hall at night? After swallowing the last bite of the delicious roasted buns, Yanyu lowered his head to find the master's teapot, and was choked on the buns every time, which was very embarrassing.
"Smoke and rain, how much is this?" Shannan blocked her path and held out two fingers.
"Two!"
"Smoke and rain, 1+1=?"
"Uh, it should be two, right?"
That's right, this is indeed the rice bucket straw bag smoke rain that stupid can't add, subtract, multiply and divide.
"Let's all go back, what should I do, no one is allowed to be lazy and chew my tongue, if you find a door that talks about today's things privately, you will be punished at the lightest, and you will be driven out of the division at the worst, do you hear it clearly?" Elder Shanbei, who turned the broom in his hand into Optimus Prime, finished speaking with a black face and a loud voice, and all the disciples below bowed down and left with a respectful and obedient face.
Everyone left, only Yan Sangongzi stood in place, looking for him thousands of times, Zhong Lihua's storage bag was waving his flag and shouting at him, no wonder he found a familiar breath, it turned out to be ...... This stupid Dao Gu is the straw hat man of the day!
The clothes Yan San was wearing were cyan short practice clothes issued to new disciples, and everyone else left, but he didn't move in place, and it was impossible for Shanbei to see it.
"Which sect are you a disciple of? Why don't you obey the master's orders and stand there? Shanbei was annoyed for a while, and scolded in a stiff tone.
Yan Sangongzi stared at the storage bag in Yanyu's hand, and did not answer Elder Shanbei's words, walked straight over, and reached out to grab the storage bag when everyone did not react.
"Ah...... What are you doing? Yanyu was smiling and stuffing the bun in her hand into the master's mouth bigger than an egg, and coldly rushed over from behind to snatch something in her hand.
She thought she couldn't keep her master's buns.
Yan San thought that he would definitely get the storage bag easily.
As a result, the strength of the two was uneven, and both fell, and at this time, the defenseless Yanyu Daogu was pressed under him.
Yan San gritted his teeth and tried his best to snatch the storage bag in her palm. What did this woman grow up eating? Why is it more powerful than him?
Just look at the two of them scuffling on the ground, Shannan and Shanbei two real people look at each other, and they can't start if they want to fight, who is this bastard who broke in? My house is naked and you can't see it?
"Chunming, Chunli? Where did you two die? Why don't you come here as a teacher? Shannan Zhenren stood in front of the main hall in a panic and shouted loudly, but in a minute, Chunming and Chunli ran over nervously, "Master, what's the matter?" ”
"Hurry up, hurry up and get some clothes for Yanyu, oh mother, this is terrible, my little ancestor!" Shannan Zhenren was full of grief and indignation, and saw that the two apprentices did not do it immediately, and they were angry and angry, "Go and get your clothes!" ”
The harder Yan San picked up the bag in her hand, the more Yanyu didn't let go. This is her belonging, and it is in this bag that she found the bun, and according to her 16 years of spiritual experience, she believes that this is the legendary super lucky bag that can turn food into deliciousness.
"Get out of here!" Yanyu was very uncomfortable by his strong chest, twisting his body and moving underground.
"Give me the bag!" Yan San didn't want to compromise at all this time, this crazy girl not only took away his mother's Feng Yu Pei, but also wanted to snatch Zhong Lihua's storage bag.
didn't expect the mortal journey to be so smooth, Yan San was still annoyed that he couldn't invite the local land lord, but he found the person he was looking for when he saw the lively gap, and this person couldn't get rid of the hatred in his heart.
So Yan San's hand was a little heavier, "Give it to me!" ”
Yanyu didn't move for a long time, blinking her beautiful big eyes, her eyelashes were curved, and the water was moving, she swallowed her saliva and asked, "Why are you holding my Mimi." ”
Meow? What the hell?
Yanyu raised his finger and pointed to his chest, and Yan San realized that he had done another big stupid thing, no, it was this heartless Dao Gu who did a big stupid thing.
"You...... What about clothes? The black stains on Yan San's body showed that this Dao Gu, who had just been baked into charcoal black by the spiritual fire, had already wiped all the stains on her body, and the two had begun to see each other frankly in broad daylight.
"Ahh Yan San held up his hand that had held her Mimi and screamed, and when he looked up, Shannan Zhenren's eyes were covered with cloth, and the short knife in his hand stabbed his fair and beautiful right hand steadily.
Staring at his right hand in disbelief, Yan Sangongzi was speechless in pain, his brain was starved of oxygen, his heart was beating faster, and his reaction was slow, "Bang" The poor Demon Lord suffered a second attack in the mortal world, fainting and unconscious.