Along the way, Tian Donkey lost his soul. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info It seems that the village chief Li Yuankui borrowed Tian Donkey's money, as if he had taken away Tian Donkey's soul, and it was like asking for Tian Donkey's half life.

He walked, silent, thinking. However, Tian Donkey couldn't figure out how he lent the money to Li Yuankui, and why did the big thing of borrowing money happen to him?

Is it because of sympathy?

No, in this world, the person who should be sympathized with the most is himself, at least, in this grange, everyone has a home, a hot kang to sleep, a fragrant rice to eat, and a future, in addition to his donkey, so, the most sympathetic is his donkey, shouldn't he be a donkey to borrow money everywhere to renovate the old house, marry a wife and have children, and then live a good life? This is like words, how did it become someone else borrowing money from him? Outrageous!

Is it because of guilt?

No, Tian Donkey consciously has a clear conscience towards the village chief Li Yuankui. Even if he lived in the village chief's house for a few days, it was because the village chief took the initiative to invite it, not because he didnkey proposed and requested, and at present, every person in the grange wants to go to their house for a few days. As for family affairs, although he promised Li Yuankui, Li Yuankui also said just now that he has more than enough heart but not enough strength, so why should he feel guilty about Li Yuankui? No!

Is it because there is a lot of money?

No, Tian Donkey is too poor! His poverty is real, real, and obvious to all. Now, he has no home, no one to miss, nowhere to go, and he is the only one in heaven and earth. Pitifully carrying a net worth of less than 20,000 yuan, how can it be compared to wealth? It can be said that the Qian baby around him is also richer than himself, although he also lost his parents, but at least Qian Wa still has relatives like grandparents! And what does he have in the field? The title of millionaire? A bright future? The dream of a wife and children to have a hot kang head? Joke! What a joke!

Finally, Tian Donkey's chaotic head came to his senses, and he knew that he shouldn't lend money to the village chief, but it was too late! It seems that all the borrowing events that appear in his life are a nightmare, an accident, and an unbearable past.

Regret not being at the beginning! At this time, Tian Donkey's intestines were really repentant, but it was irretrievable, he could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, and when he thought that he personally promised to lend money to Li Yuankui, and he counted the money to Li Yuankui with his own hands, he couldn't wait to find a tree to hang himself! In the end, he couldn't suppress the disappointment and anger in his heart, and slapped himself twice, which was counted as an outlet for his inner emotions and a punishment for himself.

However, Tian Donkey's behavior of beating himself scared Qian Wa, he looked at Tian Donkey inexplicably, and then asked.

"Uncle Sanjun, why are you beating yourself?"

"Bastard! 'Cause I'm a bastard! ”

Qian Wa flashed her big ignorant eyes, as if it was difficult to understand Tian Donkey's behavior.

"No, my grandfather said, you are a rich man, not a bastard"

"Money...... That money is a bastard! Cough! Yes! ”

As he spoke, Tian Donkey suddenly slapped his head again, as if he suddenly realized, and because of the excessive force, this slap really hurt himself, but he didn't care about the painful brain, and actually raised his head and laughed.

"Hahaha......"

Qian Wa was even more horrified and looked at Tian Donkey, who slapped herself for a while and laughed at the sky for a while, and asked tremblingly.

"Uncle Sanjun, why are you smiling again?"

"Bastard, bastard...... I'm not a bastard...... Hahaha"

Tian Donkey smiled and leaned back together, compared with the time when he lent money to Lao Huang, lending money to Li Yuankui made him discover a big truth in life, so he almost burst into tears when he laughed, he said while laughing.

"I finally know who the real bastard is, I'm not a bastard, I'm a donkey, money is a bastard, money is a bastard that everyone loves but no one loves! Hahaha......"

"That's great! Uncle Sanjun is awesome! That's amazing! Hehehe......"

The ignorant Qian Wa also echoed and laughed. Although he still didn't understand who the bastard on the left and the bastard on the right in Tian Donkey's mouth were, he also laughed, just because his rich uncle Sanjun laughed. Hahahahe, on the way to the Grange, there were two people, one big and one small, laughing loudly, like two madmen and two fools.

Moreover, after laughing, Tian Donkey's mood became sunny again. He is no longer gloomy, no longer silent, no longer blames himself, because he finally figured out that the biggest bad guy in the world is not people, but money! As soon as he thought that money was a bastard, the source of all the ups and downs of life, he forgave himself, and he began to gloat.

"Hmph, wait, the bastard will follow the bastard, and when the time comes, when he bastard cries, I'm not so stupid."

After speaking, he walked towards the Grange with a relaxed and happy heart, followed by Qian Wa.

Back at the Grange, it should be said that as soon as Tian Donkey stepped into the village, he was intercepted by the two sons of the village chief.

"I really looked up and looked down, and I saw you in the morning and in the afternoon!"

Tian Donkey didn't expect to meet those two door gods twice in one day, although he was a little surprised in his heart, but he was not too surprised, but he was a little puzzled by what the two said to him.

The red-haired man greeted Tian Donkey'er and said with a smile, "Brother Sanjun, are you back?" ”

It sounded like Tian Donkey'er had already known him well, and he was not greeting a stranger who had just met for the first time, this matter, eight years ago, would never have happened, and even in the eyes of the children of the village chief's family, how could they see Tian Donkey'er such a low-level creature with no sense of existence? When they are happy, they will only stand on the long ridge in front of their house and pee and play in the yard of the donkey's house! How can you still talk to Tian Donkey? Moreover, as soon as he opened his mouth, he called Tian Donkey the eldest brother.

"Brother Sanjun is quite able to go shopping, what good things have you bought, the two of us have been waiting for you here for a long time, take it out and show it to us" The rainbow man continued. And, as he spoke, he came up and looked in front of and behind the donkey, as if he had no scruples.

"No, I didn't buy anything, I was going to buy a mobile phone, but I didn't buy it, so I came back"

"A cell phone? Brother Sanjun wants to change his mobile phone, he is really rich, what brand of mobile phone is Brother Sanjun using now, let me see, it must be imported from a foreign country, right? Take it out and let us open our eyes" The rainbow man seems to be endless.

The red-haired man was clever, glanced at Tian Donkey, grabbed the rainbow man, and gave him a blank look, and the rainbow man stopped talking, just stood in place. The red-haired man smiled again, and his expression was somewhat similar to that of the village chief Li Yuankui when he was young.

"Brother, don't see outside, my brother doesn't speak very well, let's go, let's find a place to sit and have a drink." Oh, I haven't seen you for many years, Brother Sanjun is really famous, our two brothers have to ask for advice, how did you make a lot of money? ”

Ah, I see.

The poor are ignored in the downtown area, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains!

Tian Donkey knows too well how profound the meaning of these two sentences is! It seems that these two brothers, like the old and young of the Grange, automatically fell under the fame of Tian Donkey Millionaire. And their respectful compliments once again inflated Tian Donkey's vanity, so he said lightly.

"No, nothing, just luck"

"No, no, no, there must be some good way, you must teach it" The red-haired man looked adoring and praising him, and did not hesitate to praise him. "Brother Sanjun, you are too modest, a person like you who does big things outside and makes a lot of money, how can he have no ability? You know, you are the person we admire the most, more capable than my father, he is also full of praise for you, since we went home, we talk about you every day, let us both learn from you, so you must give us two of a chance to learn today, but also give us two faces, even if it is for the sake of my father's face, you have to sit with us, drink two sips, and talk about it."

If sycophancy is a gene, if flattering skills can be inherited, then the red-haired man is definitely very good to inherit the superior genes of the village chief and inherit the excellent skills of the village chief and have the potential to carry forward. Moreover, the big field donkey does not agree to the posture of not giving up.

Tian Donkey had no choice but to agree. First, it is because during this time in the Grange, he has been accustomed to enjoying the pleasure of being a human being, and likes to accept people's worship, just like Sun Jinsheng was the king of the human market, and there is a kind of glory that is admired. The second is his mood at this time, and there must be a good wine to match, because he has just realized a great truth of life, so it is better to drink some wine. So, Tian Donkey turned his head and said to Qian Wa.

"Qian Wa, you go home by yourself, me and your two little uncles go sit down, drink a few cups and come, okay?"

Qian Wa wanted to run away, he couldn't wait to close his eyes and not look at these two fierce and vicious door gods, but helplessly they kept appearing in front of his eyes, it was really terrible, it is estimated that he will have a nightmare tonight, and he must wet the bed again, of course, he will inevitably wet the bed, hey, I am worried when I think about it, now I am good, seeing that I finally have the opportunity to escape home, I nodded like a chicken pecking, and then turned around, and ran away like a wind.

Tian Donkey came to the house with the two sons of the village chief Li Yuankui, but he didn't see the village chief or the village chief's wife, which made Tian Donkey a little surprised.

"Uncle? Why don't you see anyone? Let's have a few sips together."

"Oh, as soon as my dad came home, he was invited home by the cripple Zhang to drink, let's leave him alone, let's drink ours" The rainbow man glanced at the red-haired man and replied first.

"What about the aunt? Why aren't you at home? ”

"My dad thinks it's cold at night, so I asked my mother to send him clothes, isn't it better, no one bothered us, we also drank happily, and ah, Uncle Sanjun also saw it today, my dad is now dissatisfied with the two of us a hundred, so ah, our father and son are out of sight of each other!"

The red-haired man said, brought over a plate of peanuts, opened a bottle of beautifully packaged liquor, poured a full cup for Tian Donkey, and handed it to Tian Donkey.

"Brother Sanjun, you smell it, this smell is simply the best, this is a good wine that my father has treasured for many years, today, if it weren't for the hospitality of Brother Sanjun, my father wouldn't let us touch it."

"Then let's keep it for my uncle, let's drink something else, I'm not very good at drinking"

"No, no, no, that's fine! Brother Sanjun, what I mean by that is that Brother Sanjun is a nobleman, and a nobleman has to drink good wine, right? And ah, we have already applied for my dad, but he thinks that it is an honor to let Brother Sanjun drink this wine, and it is an honor for our family, come, Brother Sanjun, taste it"

"Yes, yes, Brother Sanjun, you are now a role model for the two of us, so, let's do it, give face"

The red-haired man and the rainbow man are like singing a double reed, singing and harmonizing, taking turns to persuade each other, where can Tian Donkey parry it, so after the first glass of wine, he poured a few more glasses one after another. At first, I could still feel a hot air flow through my intestines, but after drinking a few glasses, my tongue was numb, and I didn't feel anything, I just felt that my body began to flutter, and I couldn't help but start shaking when I sat on the chair, as if I was on a ball of cotton, and the soft feeling of stepping on the red carpet of the hair salon that had been lost for a long time and was deep in my memory came back.

Ah, Ah Xia, he saw Ah Xia, saw the corpse on the ground, and saw the wallet in Ah Xia's hand, and the self who took the wallet in Ah Xia's hand actually grinned.

The red-haired man and the rainbow man glanced at each other, and both saw the obvious drunkenness on Tian Donkey's face, so they exchanged glances, the rainbow man got up and walked towards the cabinet in the house, and the red-haired man said.

"Brother Sanjun, I heard that you want to buy a mobile phone, and now we don't have outsiders here, so I'm not afraid of being embarrassed, in fact, our brothers have a few mobile phones in their hands, do you want to take a look? Moreover, there are also foreign imports inside, which are absolutely genuine, and of course the domestic goods are also leveraged, do you want to take a look? ”

As he spoke, the rainbow man quickly took out a black handbag from the cabinet, opened the zipper of the handbag, and a whole pack of mobile phones, about a few hundred, appeared in front of Tian Donkey's eyes. Moreover, there are various styles, colors, and models, Tian Donkey was stunned for a moment, he had never seen anyone with so many mobile phones.

"How do you have so many phones? Bought? Or is it sold? ”

"This, don't ask Brother Sanjun, the mobile phone has its own way, and, you can pick at will, men's mobile phones, women's mobile phones, elderly mobile phones, mobile phones suitable for men, women and children in our Grange have mobile phones, I just don't know if Brother Sanjun can see it, pick it"

Tian Donkey looked at so many mobile phones, each of which was exquisite, shining in front of his eyes, and he would definitely be able to show his identity when he held it in his hand, but looking at it, Tian Donkey'er's eyes began to dim, and he began to feel ashamed. Although he is called a millionaire, he doesn't even have a mobile phone, and the two sons of the village chief's family, who are young, carry back a bag of mobile phones when they go out of the village, which is really inferior to themselves.

"Brother Sanjun, what's the matter? Do you have a favorite? The price will definitely give you a discount, you can rest assured of this, and ah, buy one get one free, if you have a girlfriend, you can also send a "rainbow man on the side without losing the opportunity to pout, I can't wait for Tian Donkey to buy this bag of mobile phones in one go."

"No, no, no, one is enough, one is enough......"

"Then let's do it, let's pick the mobile phone slowly, I have an idea, let's talk while drinking" said, giving the rainbow man a look again, the rainbow man zipped the bag again, sat down and poured wine for Tian Donkey.

"Brother Sanjun, the mobile phone is here, it can't run, since you don't know which mobile phone to choose, let's take a look at the money first, what kind of money you have, what kind of mobile phone, Brother Sanjun, how much money do you have on you now, tell me, so that we can have a number in our hearts, can we introduce you to a mobile phone at the right price, how about it?"

"It's not much, I don't have much money on me now......"

"How so? I listened to what my dad said, Brother Sanjun will bring 12,000 yuan when he goes to a mall, then he must be a real rich man, so don't be polite, tell us the number."

"It's really gone, it's gone...... Otherwise, count yourselves."

As he spoke, Tian Donkey, who was drunk to the end, patted his pockets and almost took out all the net worth in his waist bag with his own hands.

"It's okay, it's okay, Brother Sanjun, it doesn't matter how much money you have, you only have ten yuan, we also have a suitable mobile phone for you here, don't worry, come, let's continue drinking slowly"

"Okay, drink, drink again......"

Tian Donkey raised his wine glass, and before he finished speaking, he fell headlong and fell unconscious.

The red-haired man and the rainbow man saw that Tian Donkey was completely drunk, and an evil smile rose on the corner of his mouth. Drunk donkeys, this was their purpose. Then, the two of them squatted down, turned the donkey inside and out from head to toe, and took out all his pockets, counting them in total, and took out less than seven thousand yuan.

"Phew, there are still rich people, turning it upside down, it's only a few thousand dollars, and he's not a poor ghost, his ancestors are poor, and he has been poor for generations! It's a pity that we have a good bottle of wine! The rainbow man scolded.

"That's not bad, it's much better than our work on mobile phones, and besides, if you have to buy a stolen mobile phone, you may not be able to sell it for a good price."

"Brother, shall we give him the phone back?"

"You're stupid! We haven't seen him at all tonight, hurry up, collect the money, throw this poor ghost out, and keep the phone to sell for money! ”

After speaking, the red-haired man and the rainbow man set up Tian Donkey on the left and right, and walked towards Sun Jinsheng's house.

Originally, Sun Jinsheng was beating and scolding Qian Wa at home, on the grounds that Qian Wa did not complete the task he assigned, lost Tian Donkey, and gave up his own God of Wealth to others, plus Qian Wa told him that he met the village chief Li Yuankui in the human market today, Sun Jinsheng decided that he had made a bad deal with Li Yuankui's plot, and secretly cursed himself for making a mistake, thinking that even if he said a few baskets of matchmakers, it would be better to serve a good Tian Donkey, because Tian Donkey is a gold owner, but he must not offend and neglect, so, The heartbroken Sun Jinsheng transformed the strength of flattering Tian Donkey into the ruthlessness of beating Qian Wa, beating for a while, resting for a while, and fighting for a while, just when Qian Wa was crying miserably, he suddenly heard a knock on the door.

"Who!"

Sun Jinsheng asked angrily.

However, there was no response outside the door.

"Poor ghosts, die far away! What to knock on in the middle of the night! ”

Seeing that there was no movement outside the door, Sun Jinsheng scolded twice outside the door, and then wanted to beat Qian Wa, but strangely, the knock on the door rang a few more times.

"Ahem, what a hell! Who is it! Don't talk anymore, Lao Tzu picked you up! ”

Sun Jinsheng scolded while opening the door, and when he saw the millionaire Tian Donkey drunk at the gate of his house, he was startled, and there was no one else at the door except Tian Donkey. Sun Jinsheng didn't care about his doubts, and hurriedly helped Tian Donkey into the house, let the old woman who had already fallen asleep boil a pot of hot water, and called Qian Wa to help, washed Tian Donkey's body full of wine, settled him to sleep on his own kang, and planned to arrange Tian Donkey'er to go on a blind date the next day, because he wanted to occupy Tian Donkey's millionaire alone, and never give others any chance to take advantage of it.