Chapter 0027 - The first person to pick up girls in the dog world

In the heavenly court, Clairvoyant was originally a petty official who guarded the door, similar to the security guards in the mortal world, and it happened that it was not his turn to be on duty today, so he wandered around. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

He and Lei Gong Lei Zhenzi are close friends, and they are also very greedy for that bottle of Red Bull.

For the sake of the dominatrix at home, he even used the elixir in exchange for his military exploits, only to learn from Lei Gong that the other party was rewarded for helping Tianzun, a little expert in stealing vegetables, catch insects in the medicine garden.

Although the clairvoyant didn't understand very much, the other party was a dignified Tianzun, and the Jade Emperor had to treat him politely, why he planted some lowest-grade weeds, and even gave such a precious red cow, but this did not prevent him from going to the medicine garden to help.

Clairvoyant even relied on the miraculous effect of his eyes, and discovered the pests in Fan Xiaojian's medicine garden faster than Lei Zhenzi, and rushed over to help clean up the pests, and finally got the reward as he wished, a bottle of pulsation.

Although he was a little disappointed that he didn't have the bottle of Red Bull he wanted, his heart suddenly became hot when he thought of the effect that Tianzun, a little expert in stealing vegetables, said.

Before, he had heard that he was looking for a capable person among the immortals to treat his third son Nezha, and it was said that many immortal doctors such as Hua Tuo went to see it, and in the end they were helpless.

Later, when he passed through the South Heavenly Gate, he saw that King Tota had posted a notice, and this time it could be said that he had given a heavy reward: if everything can provide a cure plan, after determining that it is feasible, he will directly reward the battle merit worth 100,000; If you can cure Nezha, you can make a request to Li Jing, as long as you don't risk the world's disapproval, you will definitely help him realize it.

Now that the war is raging, this battle merit value has become extremely important, as long as the number is enough, you can even ask Taishang Laojun to refine the elixir for him alone, of course, this battle merit value requirement is afraid that it is against the sky.

But don't underestimate that this combat merit value is only 100,000, clairvoyance goes to the battlefield as a scout, and it is generally only 10,000 combat merit value, that is still risking his life, this 100,000 combat merit value is enough for him to jump up a few jumps in his current position, not to mention curing Nezha's illness, and he can also meet one of his own requirements, which is a promise made by the generalissimo who has mastered a million heavenly soldiers.

Clairvoyance is very hot in his heart, and it is worth taking even a risk.

However, when the clairvoyant arrived at the Marshal's Mansion, he was embarrassed, you must know that Li Jing invited a strange man, not a security guard, if anyone can come in, then the Marshal's Mansion will become a vegetable market.

In the end, Clairvoyant had to bring out the name of Tianzun, a little expert in stealing vegetables.

Although Li Jing, the king of Tota, was also very puzzled if this little expert in stealing vegetables that came out of nowhere was really Tianzun, the bottle of Red Bull he took out was indeed extraordinary, and even Taishang Laojun did not analyze the principle for a while.

Mortals were scattered with three souls and seven spirits, and they could come back with an immortal technique, but Nezha shook the immortal root this time, but it was not so easy, even Yuan Shi Tianzun came to see it, and he was helpless, this time he was a dead horse and a live horse doctor, and the other party was also a day of respect, maybe there was a way, so he summoned the clairvoyant in.

And those who were originally unable to cure Bian Que, Hua Tuo and others were reluctant to leave when they heard that Tianzun, a little expert in stealing vegetables, had a healing method, and wanted to see what was going on.

Now is the war era, who can not have an injury, so treat these immortal doctors and capable people, even if the other party does not cure Nezha, Li Jing is still very polite, and he didn't say anything when he saw them staying.

"The little clairvoyant has seen the Tota Heavenly King and all the immortal doctors!" Clairvoyant entered Nezha's room, and when he saw Li Jing and the others, he bowed respectfully.

Li Jing waved his hand, where did he still care about these red tape at this time, and asked a little eagerly: "Claireye, is it true that you just said that you brought the elixir of Tianzun, a little expert in stealing vegetables, please come out quickly and let me wait for you to see and see!" ”

Clairvoyant knew that now was not the time to show off, and hurriedly took out the pulse.

All the people present saw the pulsating appearance and immediately began to discuss.

"This blue object looks a bit like glass, but it doesn't feel the same, and what do those strange words on it mean?" Hua Tuo looked at the pulsating bottle and was very curious.

"You look at the liquid inside, it seems to have a vitality in it, the third prince is not a loss of vitality, can it have an effect?" Bian Que voiced his doubts.

Not only him, but everyone present had such doubts.

Li Jing also had such doubts, but he still had a glimmer of hope, and said directly: "Clairvoyant, then you can open it and feed it to me." ”

Clairvoyant hurriedly agreed, and pulled out the bottle cap vigorously, but the result was tragic, the bottle cap didn't move at all, he was stunned for a moment, thinking that the force was too light, and couldn't help but increase the strength a little, but the bottle cap still didn't move, now he was a little anxious, and kept asking the little expert Tianzun who stole vegetables, but at this time Fan Xiaojian was running to the Internet café, how could he have time to pay attention to him.

"I'll do it anyway." Li Jing looked at the clairvoyance, a little anxious, glanced at the clairvoyant with disdain, directly snatched the pulse, he began to pull it up, pull it out hard, the bottle cap still didn't move, this is a little embarrassing, originally he thought that he was several times higher than the clairvoyant, pulling out a bottle cap is a matter of hand, but I didn't expect it to be the same result, but I was a little happy in my heart, because it is so difficult to even open the bottle, and the things inside must be extraordinary.

"It's worthy of being a celestial thing, it's really extraordinary!" Li Jing patted his ass to hide his embarrassment, and pulled out with enough divine power, his face turned slightly red, but for the sake of his son, he still didn't give up, he used too much force, and accidentally slipped his hand, but the bottle cap was twisted by him.

"Haha, the thing of Tianzun is really ingenious, how can we guess." Li Jing snorted, but he scolded clairvoyance to death in his heart, if this guy hadn't misled him, how could he have been stupidly pulling out the bottle cap.

"Yes, Tianzun is really ingenious, but the marshal can understand Tianzun's design at a glance, this is the knowledge of the university and great wisdom! The villain is not as good as it! "How can I say that Li Jing is also a generalissimo, but the clairvoyant saw the way Li Jing looked at him just now, and hurriedly slapped him with a fart.

Although Li Jing knew that clairvoyance was patting his ass, but seeing that other immortals were also echoing, he unconsciously felt a little fluttery, but at this time, there was something more important, and he directly unscrewed the bottle cap.

Suddenly, there was a burst of peach fragrance from the pulsation, spreading to all sides.

"What does it smell like?"

"Isn't this the taste of peaches, is it peach juice? But the queen mother's peach can't save the third prince, can this peach save the third prince? ”

"That little expert at stealing vegetables won't be a fake Tianzun, I wonder, how could Tianzun use such a strange Dao number!"

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Smelling the smell of this pulse, the surrounding capable people had different opinions, and even more, they had already begun to doubt Fan Xiaojian's identity.

Claireye's face was blue and white, he felt that it was a bit too hasty to send this thing so recklessly, how to say, he should also try it first, and scolded in his heart: "Lei Zhenzi, I was killed by you!" ”

Li Jing was also disappointed in his heart, but at this juncture, he had no choice, so he walked to the side of the bed and personally raised Nezha's head slightly, and then opened his mouth and poured it in.

For a moment, the room became silent, whether it was questioning or curiosity, all of them focused on Nezha's body, wanting to see the final result.

Time passed little by little, and just when everyone was disappointed, they finally reacted, and small light blue bright spots began to float out of Nezha's body, converging in the sky above Nezha, and gradually formed a delicate teenager with two small pigtails, which is clearly Nezha's appearance.

The people around him didn't dare to take a breath, for fear of blowing away the blue points of light that had been gathered so hard.

When the image of Nezha composed of blue points of light was completely clear, it was like a soul, slowly drifting towards Nezha's body, and finally merged into one.

"Hmm!" Just when everyone showed a nervous look, Nezha's mouth let out a slight murmur, his upper eyelids trembled slightly, and finally slowly opened his eyes, saw his father, and called weakly: "Dad."

At this moment, the expressions of the people present were different.

For example, Li Jing, of course, was pleasantly surprised, his son came back from a lap of the ghost gate, and there was nothing happier than this.

For example, clairvoyance, with a look of excitement, he knew that he had made the right bet, and he seemed to see that he was about to embark on a road to Zhuangkang and the pinnacle of life;

For example, Bian Que and Hua Tuo, they have incredible faces, but they didn't expect Yuan Shi Tianzun to be helpless, and the little vegetable stealer Tianzun came to save him with only an unknown bottle of water, which is really unbelievable.

For example, the person who said bad things about Fan Xiaojian before, his face at this time was as if he had eaten the of the Roaring Heavenly Dog, it was as ugly as it was, and there was even a trace of worry in the depths.

But no matter what everyone is, anyway, the name of the little vegetable stealer expert is destined to shock the entire Heavenly Court again, and no one is doubting his Tianzun's identity, although no one knows his true identity.