What you see and hear in the human market can be described as shocking and fresh for Tian Donkey. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

When Tian Donkey was a child, he had heard of the pig market, the sheep market and the cattle market, but he had never heard of the human market. The kind of market based on the buying and selling of livestock is ancient in China, a large country with a long history of agriculture and a deep-rooted agricultural culture, and the trading of livestock also conforms to the simple commodity law of barter and exchange of goods and goods, as well as the principles of economics. But looking at it now, society has really changed a lot. Not only did it move from an agricultural country to an industrial country, but it also changed from trading animals to trading human beings. Tian Donkey is uneducated and does not dare to talk about the world, so he doesn't know whether the emergence of such a peculiar social product as the human market is a kind of progress or regression of human civilization? But, at least he understands that in the bustling market, people have also become a commodity, a commodity to be bought and sold, which is not fun. People are actually similar to pigs, cattle and sheep, they are all animals, but they claim to be primates, of course, such a human market, probably only primates can do it, and probably, smart human beings from the process of buying and selling pigs, cattle and sheep, got inspiration and inspiration, so they turned to label themselves and sell them, so that they indirectly bought and sold marriage, from buying and selling tangible objects to buying and selling intangible objects, it is not unwise! Of course, on the bright side, after all, selectivity and diversity of choices can promote species optimization, in the imbalance between supply and demand, especially in the human market, especially can reflect the phenomenon of "one woman and one hundred people seeking", in the end, it is often the conditions to win, the best choice, which is also virtually in line with the theory of evolution, both in line with the theory of social evolution and in line with the theory of biological evolution. Tian Donkey couldn't help but imagine, will there be a day when the human market will evolve to directly select genes face-to-face, instead of selecting materials, and everyone has the best, healthiest, smartest and wisest genes in their hands, and what they sell and buy are each other's excellent genes, is that more beneficial to human civilization?

Tian Donkey can't figure it out, in short, she cares about her mother's evolution theory and genes, and her mother's ever-changing! Even if this world is not a world, men always have to marry their daughters-in-law, and their donkeys always have to marry their daughters-in-law, and human beings can only reproduce their races if they have mated, just like people must eat to live, and this will not change. After Tian Donkey recognized this simple theory, he felt much more at ease, so he also had leisure and went to the New Year's market in the town with Sun Jinsheng. Of course, it was Sun Jinsheng's idea to propose to visit the New Year's market, but Tian Donkey knew that Sun Jinsheng was playing with his own money. So, he generously took out a few hundred yuan and bought a smiling face of Sun Jinsheng.

In fact, thinking about it, the experience of being in the market all day today can also be said to be very rewarding. Not only drank Tieguanyin, but also ate the delicacies of the mountains and seas, and it was the first time to take a taxi! The only flaw is that I didn't see a woman, which somewhat disappointed Tian Donkey. According to Tian Donkey's idea, if the woman is also in the market, then, with his reputation as a millionaire Tian Donkey, he will definitely be able to attract the attention of girls. Could it be that Sun Jinsheng didn't convey his fame to the woman's ears?

Back at Sun Jinsheng's house, Tian Donkey asked Sun Jinsheng this question. Sun Jinsheng told Tian Donkey that all women don't go to the human market, only men go, and going to the human market is only the first step, and there is still a distance of 108,000 miles from meeting the woman.

Tian Donkey is not Sun Wukong, and it is impossible to cross the distance of 108,000 miles with one heel and meet the future child and his mother, so he feels unhappy in his heart.

"So what's the point of going to the human market? I can't even see a single hair of the woman, so it's better not to go."

"No, no, no, the nephew of the three armies, go to the human market, but the most important step before meeting the woman is mainly to convey your own information to the matchmaker, which is what we usually call "conditions", what about your conditions? For example, age, how many people are in the family, how many laborers? How many brothers are there? Now, if there are many brothers, it is even more difficult to find them, because they have to divide the family, and you think, in the family of the only child, in the end, more or less the family property will be left to the only son, and if there are many brothers, it is not more cost-effective to divide the family in the end, so it is very difficult to find. Also, what is the income of the man's family? How much money does it have in a year? Do you have any plans to buy a house in the future, etc., speaking of which, in the middle, the knowledge is great, in our place, even if you don't go to the human market, free love has an object, but you still need a matchmaker to pass the word, discuss the marriage of two people, after all, there are some conditions, both parties are not easy to mention, mainly the woman, some things, I can't say it, but borrow the mouth of our matchmaker, it's easier to say more, not to mention the human market, this is the matchmaker matchmaking, the formation of the marriage market. In the human market, everyone's conditions, to put it bluntly, are your advantages, your conditions are put out, the advantages are revealed, if you can say, we will tell you, if you can't say it, you will pull it down, this is very simple. Although you only see men gathering together today, it is because those men, whether old or young, poor or rich, all want to marry a daughter-in-law, and the same people do not go together, where else can they go? ”

Tian Donkey has never read a book, and when he hears the university question in the market, he has a little headache, but he also has to admire Sun Jinsheng's mastery of this knowledge. When he returned home, Tian Donkey, saw that Sun Jinsheng had called several boys to ask when he would arrange a meeting with the woman, Sun Jinsheng comforted them one by one, and did not give a clear answer, and he was even more puzzled.

"Uncle Jin Sheng, why don't you arrange a meeting?"

"How can there be so many women who arrange for them to meet!"

"Huh? So what to do? ”

"What can I do? The meeting must be arranged, but I haven't figured out a way yet, let's talk about it then, anyway, even if we meet, it may not be possible, hey, forget it, by the way, I think of one thing, the nephew of the three armies, do you have a phone? I think if you have a phone, after you and the woman meet, you can leave contact information for each other, so as to have a further understanding, if you don't have a phone, then it will be difficult to do, now people are one person, if not, it is really inconvenient, and it does not match your identity, isn't it? ”

Tian Donkey was embarrassed to tell the fact that he didn't have a phone, so he could only lie. He told Sun Jinsheng that his phone had been stolen on the way home, and he wanted to come back and buy a new one, but he never bothered to buy it.

"What's this? I'll take you to the mall in town tomorrow and buy one."

"Forget it, Uncle Jin Sheng, you see that you are so busy, you are still busy with you, I will buy it myself"

"No, no, no, how can I let you go alone, I still insist on going with you"

"Then let's do it, let's set off together tomorrow, you go to the market, and I will go to the mall, so that your official business will not be delayed."

"Ahem, what official business is not official, it is all bluffing outsiders, you know what I say in front of outsiders, it is different from in front of our own people, don't mind the nephew of the three armies"

"It's okay, I understand, by the way, what does Qian Wa like, I'll buy a toy for Qian Wa too"

"No, no, no, how can I let my nephew of the three armies break the bank, my Qian baby, it's good to have mud to play with, but don't dare to buy him toys, otherwise, his parents who died early will complain that I spoiled the child"

Sun Jinsheng told Tian Donkey that Qian Wa's parents had an accident with their family's tricycle, and both of them were gone, Tian Donkey couldn't help but sigh, Qian Wa, like herself, was an orphan.

"Hey, poor Qian Wa, it's about the same as me, my parents died early. So let's do it, tomorrow I'll go with Qian Wa to buy a mobile phone, in this way, Qian Wa leads me, you can rest assured, you go to the human market, how about it? ”

"Do it! Don't look at Qian Waxiao, this kid is also very good, it's just that you go out with him, don't get used to him, Sanjun nephew, I didn't say anything polite to you."

"I know, Uncle Jin Sheng, you can rest assured"

That night, Qian Wa heard that he was going to the town, it was the first time he went to the town, so he couldn't sleep most of the night, and as a result, at dawn, he slept like a dead pig, and no one could wake up.

Sun Jinsheng's wife found a clean dress for Qian Wa, changed them, and sent Qian Wa and Tian Donkey to the town. Of course, Sun Jinsheng continued to go to the human market, because the peak season of the human market is the wax moon, so to speak, the entire lunar month, every day is the golden peak season, how can Sun Jinsheng, who is good at talking about matchmakers, let go of such a good time.